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Salaman 18 Feb 2016 11:01:36 24,162 posts
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RoyBatty wrote:
Don't tell the bride? That's the first gay thing I've ever actually heard you do. Except for the horse thing.

I thought that was a pony?

Deleted user 18 February 2016 11:03:57

Lawls. Only by proxy.

Anyway, I do lots of fruity things. I have watched all of the Step Up movies, I enjoy the music of Dolly Parton and I've sucked many dicks

Deleted user 18 February 2016 11:07:12

Don't Tell the Bride was an emotional rollercoaster anyway - laughs at how little the bloke knew his wife to be, shouting at the bridezillas (yeah I watch that too) and then crying when Old Uncle Bernie makes the ceremony after all without too much wee

Deleted user 18 February 2016 11:07:35

PES_Fanboy wrote:
Lawls. Only by proxy.

Anyway, I do lots of fruity things. I have watched all of the Step Up movies, I enjoy the music of Dolly Parton and I've sucked many dicks

i dont think it is because i am straight, but i have never understood why someone would want to stick a dick in their mouth. it just seems like an odd concept

elstoof 18 Feb 2016 11:10:03 28,125 posts
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He's just like my wife except for all the dick sucking AMIRITE LADS

Decks 18 Feb 2016 11:10:49 31,013 posts
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Pushing your toungue into a pissy vulva is no picnic either to be fair.

nickthegun 18 Feb 2016 11:23:05 87,711 posts
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What a way with words you have

Decks 18 Feb 2016 11:26:16 31,013 posts
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I felt I needed to be quite graphic to convey the horror of the act.

Deleted user 18 February 2016 11:31:23

RoyBatty wrote:
Pushing your toungue into a pissy vulva is no picnic either to be fair.

Like licking a 9V battery

chopsen 18 Feb 2016 11:32:34 21,958 posts
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It's a tricky one. Men are generally awful having generally less regard for their personal hygiene, and I really feel sorry for women and gay men who find them attractive.

Women make more of an effort, put on perfume etc, but between their legs is just one hairy, sticky, smelly mess. You're never that far from her arsehole at the best of times, so you're are really a hostage to her personal grooming habits.

Edited by chopsen at 11:32:52 18-02-2016

twelveways 18 Feb 2016 11:35:42 7,131 posts
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Bunch of prudes

elstoof 18 Feb 2016 12:13:33 28,125 posts
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Mmmmmm hairy, sticky, smelly mess..

elstoof 18 Feb 2016 12:15:17 28,125 posts
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Wait, smelly? Yeah I'd steer clear of those

RaymondLuxuryYacht 18 Feb 2016 12:18:31 464 posts
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Mmmm... moot danga...

Deleted user 18 February 2016 12:23:21

Yeasty

Decks 18 Feb 2016 12:27:04 31,013 posts
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I learnt pretty early in my youth that once a girl gets drunk the wiping goes out the window. Zesty.

Load_2.0 18 Feb 2016 12:30:05 33,582 posts
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You wordsmiths should pen the next Shades of Grey.

Ripping open his expensive blouse he leapt upon his prey, much like a hunger crazed Ring Tailed Lemur upon a rotting peach. He pushed his tongue into her throbbing pissy vulva. Mmmmmm he gargled what a delightful hairy, sticky, smelly mess"

Psychotext 18 Feb 2016 12:32:23 70,652 posts
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Keep going...

elstoof 18 Feb 2016 12:36:58 28,125 posts
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Perhaps you should make a general rule of not sticking your tongue in anyone once they're drunk

chopsen 18 Feb 2016 12:37:28 21,958 posts
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RoyBatty wrote:
I learnt pretty early in my youth that once a girl gets drunk the wiping goes out the window.

This explains the tissues I keep finding in garden on Sundays.

Fake_Blood 18 Feb 2016 12:43:04 11,093 posts
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Yeah, women are badly designed that way, they've put the toilets way too close to the dining room.

twelveways 18 Feb 2016 14:25:43 7,131 posts
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Fake_Blood wrote:
Yeah, women are badly designed that way, they've put the toilets way too close to the dining room.

Yeah, unlike men

Dirtbox 18 Feb 2016 16:23:58 92,595 posts
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Load_2.0 18 Feb 2016 16:43:56 33,582 posts
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I've had my anus surgically redesigned further up my back.

Decks 18 Feb 2016 16:47:08 31,013 posts
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There was a fat kid at school that had a second belly button on his back which looked a lot like a very high anus. Least I think it was a second belly button.

Deleted user 18 February 2016 16:57:23

Both sexes genitals are kind of gross. A separate input / output would be more appealing, especially if they could be stowed away in a tidy pouch or something when not in use.

X201 18 Feb 2016 17:11:56 22,150 posts
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drhickman1983 wrote:
Both sexes genitals are kind of gross. A separate input / output would be more appealing, especially if they could be stowed away in a tidy pouch or something when not in use.

Like some kind of Groinal Attachment?

Deleted user 18 February 2016 17:16:38

That makes sense. Could even disconnect them when not in use to clean them. Much more hygienic than a pissy hose or garden.

Fake_Blood 18 Feb 2016 17:26:41 11,093 posts
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Let's just thank nature for not giving us a cloaca. One hole for everything.

Deleted user 18 February 2016 17:31:33

Stupid nature - why not have one hole for everything?

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