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  • Deleted user 18 February 2016 17:31:50
    #TEAMCLOACA
  • Decks 18 Feb 2016 17:40:35 31,013 posts
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    Where would you have such a hole?
  • Fake_Blood 18 Feb 2016 17:58:02 11,093 posts
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    There.
  • Decks 18 Feb 2016 18:06:32 31,013 posts
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    I would have went for a chimney atop the head.
  • Fake_Blood 19 Feb 2016 07:33:12 11,093 posts
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    Like, like an elephant's trunk?
  • Deleted user 19 February 2016 07:35:53
    Then we'd be walking around with our genitals exposed. I wonder what ramifications that would have for our society.
  • Deleted user 19 February 2016 08:56:21
    Sexy ramifications
  • Deleted user 19 February 2016 08:57:32
    ohhh look at that slag,

    flashing her ankles

    Edited by Graxlar at 09:01:33 19-02-2016
  • Deleted user 19 February 2016 09:29:29
    Back of the knee, like in that Will Self story when he was on the skag
  • Fake_Blood 19 Feb 2016 10:09:18 11,093 posts
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    Being a bird must suck. Imagine a lifelong case of bad diarrhea.
  • Decks 19 Feb 2016 10:28:06 31,013 posts
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    They can fly though which is a pretty fair trade. I'd give up complete control of my by bowels for the ability to fly. Not a bad idea for a super hero actually, Superman would be a lot more interesting if he was constantly shitting himself.
  • Decks 19 Feb 2016 10:29:08 31,013 posts
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    "You won't get away with this Lex"

    PAAAAARPPPPPPP
  • Fake_Blood 19 Feb 2016 16:38:03 11,093 posts
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    The annoying thing about birds is that they shit when you scare em.
    Like you're walking next to some shrubbery or trees, they spot you, fly off and dump everything. Fucking bastards, they probably do it on purpose.
  • Deleted user 19 February 2016 18:13:35
    They most likely do, you could prob fly faster when your not full of shit
  • neilka 19 Feb 2016 18:17:07 24,021 posts
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    If a bird had a shit on a treadmill would it take off?
  • Deleted user 19 February 2016 18:18:35
    @neilka :( my head hurts. Can you explain?
  • Immaterial 1 Nov 2016 12:11:30 2,626 posts
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    Heseltine throttled mother's Alsatian.

    Tatler says Lord Heseltine's wife, Lady Heseltine, added: "Beautiful dog. Huge, with a great thick coat."
    Edited by Immaterial at 12:12:28 01-11-2016
  • Immaterial 14 Jul 2017 09:13:18 2,626 posts
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    Gannet bonanza on Yorkshire cliffs.

    Ellie Owen, seabird conservation scientist with the RSPB told BBC News: “Gannets used to be hunted in some places, but that doesn’t really explain their success in Yorkshire"
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    Edited by Immaterial at 09:13:43 14-07-2017
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