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What would cheer you up tonight? • Page 3
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localnotail 23,079 posts
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tuff 640 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWinning the lottery would make me happy and I have 2 un-checked tickets in my pocket.
I will go away and check the numbers and get back to you. -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agotuff wrote:
Winning the lottery would make me happy and I have 2 un-checked tickets in my pocket.
I will go away and check the numbers and get back to you.
Someone didn't read the OP :/ -
Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agoA blowjob* would do the trick
* blowjob to be perfromed by a reasonably attractive and somewhat skilled female -
tuff 640 posts
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Registered 17 years agoOne number from the draw on the 16th and one from the 23rd May.
Bum bag. -
HoraceGoesSquiffy 1,563 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThe dozy fucking inbreds next door would move away and take their noisy dogs, constant text message alerts, Leona cunting Lewis, and marital disputes with them - and stop waking up my baby and sleep deprived PND suffering wife. Cunts. -
speedofthepuma 13,428 posts
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Registered 16 years agoHi neighbour! -
Kensei 267 posts
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Registered 13 years agoA good back massage...
No need for more than that tonight since I am so bloody tired
That and waking up to a recruiter saying they have a job for me and I can start next week -
Phily50 2,384 posts
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Registered 15 years agoLeaving work before half eleven tonight would work for me! -
Timmy 9,244 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI'm in quite a good mood anyway, but a lottery win would be nice. -
the_dudefather wrote:
and if that fee I have to pay for forgeting to pay a few days rent (for the oddly shaped month at the end of my last contract) went away
holy shit it turns out it was sent by mistake and I had payed it (it was a few months ago and I had forgotten about it), but upon checking my bank account it remembered it and they now have corrected the mistake
DREAMS CAN COME TRUE EG
you need to BELIEVE! -
Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoGetting home and finding out that a certain young lady has decided that it doesn't matter if I'm fat and older than her; she has decided that she has fallen for my AMAZING personality and wants me NOW!!
Or failing that, A Chinese banquet, a couple of awesome films and a week off work. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoSome craic. -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoAre you Irish? -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agobigshot316 wrote:
Getting home and finding out that a certain young lady has decided that it doesn't matter if I'm fat and older than her; she has decided that she has fallen for my AMAZING personality and wants me NOW!!
Or failing that, A Chinese banquet, a couple of awesome films and a week off work.
Is the week off for food poisoning? -
Smuggo wrote:
bigshot316 wrote:
Getting home and finding out that a certain young lady has decided that it doesn't matter if I'm fat and older than her; she has decided that she has fallen for my AMAZING personality and wants me NOW!!
Or failing that, A Chinese banquet, a couple of awesome films and a week off work.
Your mum still thinks you're fat and smelly bigshot.
'I'm fat and older than her'
Pime Taradox
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Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoLol You guys!!
Nah the week off is just because work sucking fucks!! -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI dunno what would cheer me up tbh. To get home and find that some kindly soul had paid off my mortgage would be nice. Other than that everthing is tip top for me. Can't complain innit. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoforeverafternothing wrote:
1/4! ^_^
Are you Irish? -
Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agojonsaan wrote:
I dunno what would cheer me up tbh. To get home and find that some kindly soul had paid off my mortgage would be nice. Other than that everthing is tip top for me. Can't complain innit.
I hate you now. Sorry. -
buggrit 5,178 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThis bastard toothache going away Lost a filling and bit down on something crunchy, AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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Registered 13 years agoSeeing this in real life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqqPNY6Mx6s&feature=related -
Fatiguez 8,930 posts
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Registered 13 years agoFor my life to skip forward to June the 18th and all my exams to have gone splendidly -
beastmaster 22,373 posts
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Registered 17 years agoFor EG to have a decent search function. I was looking for something totally different and this came up. -
elstoof 28,126 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDid you get that blowjob Sal?
Edited by elstoof at 09:06:09 10-04-2018 -
challenge_hanukkah 14,400 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHe did. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTHFourteen wrote:
Shit would still work for me 9 years later. Give or take the LOTRO. But pizza and peace and quiet would be lush
large dominos pizza, bbql sauce, pepperoni and meatballs.
a film eg braveheart/any given sunday
and a long uninterrupted LOTRO session. -
THFourteen wrote:
Pizza and gaming sounds nice
THFourteen wrote:
Shit would still work for me 9 years later. Give or take the LOTRO. But pizza and peace and quiet would be lush
large dominos pizza, bbql sauce, pepperoni and meatballs.
a film eg braveheart/any given sunday
and a long uninterrupted LOTRO session.
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