Who should be the new Lara? Page 3

  • jonsaan 26 May 2009 15:20:14 26,774 posts
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    Anyone. Just not that fishlipped fucking eediot. Excellent news.
  • Khanivor 26 May 2009 15:20:47 43,671 posts
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    That Eliza chick from Dollhouse, as long as she did the whole film naked.
  • mrpon 26 May 2009 15:21:50 34,280 posts
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    Jayzus, EB is hands down stunning. Good call.
  • malteaserhead 26 May 2009 15:22:00 13,443 posts
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    /shrugs
    looks kinda plain to me (that's not a bad thing!) but not beautiful. Like a mix between Anna Friel and Uma/Juliette Lewis
  • mrpon 26 May 2009 15:22:54 34,280 posts
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    malteaserhead wrote:
    /shrugs
    looks kinda plain to me (that's not a bad thing!) but not beautiful. Like a mix between Anna Friel and Uma/Juliette Lewis
    C'mon, stunning you mean.
  • jonsaan 26 May 2009 15:23:00 26,774 posts
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    Any young bird will do. Hair dye and a plummy accent can be arranged.
  • jerrymanu 26 May 2009 15:23:00 3,115 posts
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    Furryapples wrote:
    Kate Booth?

    Got the rack but ain't no actress.....
  • jonsaan 26 May 2009 15:23:27 26,774 posts
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    What about the lovely filly who does the Eidos promotional stuff. She looks the part for sure.
  • malteaserhead 26 May 2009 15:26:11 13,443 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    C'mon, stunning you mean.

    Nope, kinda dopey looking in that and the one I linked ;)

    We'll agree to disagree and I'm hardly one to be pointing out the relative duhness/attractiveness of peoples' faces ;)
  • mrpon 26 May 2009 15:33:37 34,280 posts
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    malteaserhead wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    C'mon, stunning you mean.

    Nope, kinda dopey looking in that and the one I linked ;)

    We'll agree to disagree and I'm hardly one to be pointing out the relative duhness/attractiveness of peoples' faces ;)
    Well actually now you mention it she has got the deputy dawg kinda drawl going on!
  • Super_Zee 26 May 2009 15:34:49 2,105 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    What about the lovely filly who does the Eidos promotional stuff. She looks the art for sure.
    Yeah, I was going to suggest her too. She is beautiful and a top class gymnast/rock climber/martial artist.

    As much as I'd like to think that they might go for a talented newcomer, they're probably going to have to get some star power. Emily Blunt certainly looks the part in some of the photos.
  • Syrette 26 May 2009 15:36:09 49,780 posts
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    Eurogamer's Ellie.
  • malteaserhead 26 May 2009 15:37:42 13,443 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Well actually now you mention it she has got the deputy dawg kinda drawl going on!
    Nooo!
    /bringing imperfections into people's fantasies since ;)
  • pjmaybe 26 May 2009 15:38:10 70,666 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Eurogamer's Ellie.

    I had a rather odd, prolonged dream about Ellie last night. Wasn't even a saucy one.

    I'm going to pick a fight with Monterey Jack later on because of it.
  • Deleted user 26 May 2009 15:40:19
    pjmaybe wrote:
    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Eurogamer's Ellie.

    I had a rather odd, prolonged dream about Ellie last night. Wasn't even a saucy one.
    You have saucy dreams about Ellie??
  • pjmaybe 26 May 2009 15:42:43 70,666 posts
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    I just said it wasn't even a saucy one. It was weird. We were being really matey on the top deck of a bus, and bitching about some weirdo who worked at EG and was a bit of an outsider (no names, no pack drill).

    Was quite bizarre. I blame the hot weather and the cheese salad I made for dinner last night.
  • gareth886 26 May 2009 16:08:31 2,870 posts
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    How about Maggie Gyllenhaal? Might be a strange one, but could work.
  • jonsaan 26 May 2009 16:11:05 26,774 posts
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    Kirsty Allsop.
  • askew 26 May 2009 16:11:54 16,339 posts
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    OAPRaider
  • Syrette 26 May 2009 16:13:33 49,780 posts
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    Helen Mirren.
  • Razz 26 May 2009 16:13:49 63,427 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    pjmaybe wrote:One vaguely sane suggestion was Michelle Ryan. She has the knockers for it, and the accent but can't act her way out of a wet paper bag.
    I'll tick that box.
    :o

    /removes carpet fluff from stubbly chin
  • Carlo 26 May 2009 16:15:48 20,015 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    pjmaybe wrote:One vaguely sane suggestion was Michelle Ryan. She has the knockers for it, and the accent but can't act her way out of a wet paper bag.
    I'll tick that box.
    Enfield lass.

    I'll +1 it :D
  • jerrymanu 26 May 2009 16:17:05 3,115 posts
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    @Furryapples re: Rachel Weisz,

    She is VERY lovely, but too old, 38/39 I think. I would still sell both my kidneys to splurge on her back though.....
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