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IMO there are plenty of things in life better than sticking a hotdog in a kebab if you'll excuse the peejism. er... anyway A hot bath after a long hard day The perfect dunked choccy biccy A warm sunset on a tropical beach in a hammock sipping a mai tai whilst a local band plays in the distance (i /need/ a holiday) Er... you got any? |
Things that are better than sex
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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warlockuk 19,519 posts
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Registered 17 years ago...stealth "I am gay because asian chicks won't fuck me any more" thread? -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoErr... no.
A really good rollercoaster.
) that speedy one at thorpe park in particular. -
deem 31,667 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHaving a bath is better than having sex?
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warlockuk 19,519 posts
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Registered 17 years agoSex with more than one woman... at once?
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Mike_Hunt 23,524 posts
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Registered 19 years agoYou're doing it wrong...
edit: damn you deem
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Trowel 24,512 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThe first 23 seconds of the cup final. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoMike_Hunt wrote:
So are you
Your doing it wrong...
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Mike_Hunt 23,524 posts
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Registered 19 years agoMotherfucker.
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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deem 31,667 posts
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Registered 18 years agoTrowel wrote:
The first 23 seconds of the cup final.
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Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoLots of cocaine. -
Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoLots of things are better than sex, till you get the horn, then sex is the best thing ever by about 14 thousand and 2 miles. -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoYeah, once you've relieved yourself of that obscene bodily fluid there a lot of things better than sex. Till 10 minutes (if that) later. -
Khanivor 44,800 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHaving access to a swimming pool when the thermometer is pushing 40. -
Fatiguez 8,930 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWorld of Warcraft -
Most things. -
M83J01P97 7,607 posts
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Registered 14 years agowanking - no annoying chat after.
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Khanivor 44,800 posts
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Registered 20 years agoblizeH wrote:
Finally getting some -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoFresh fluffy sheets that smell of vanilla. ahhhhh... ^_^
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Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoforeverafternothing wrote:
Yeah, once you've relieved yourself of that obscene bodily fluid there a lot of things better than sex. Till 10 minutes (if that) later.
I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv. -
warlockuk 19,519 posts
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Registered 17 years agoKhanivor wrote:
Holy shit, you can see the future!
blizeH wrote:
Finally getting some -
Hunam wrote:
glol
foreverafternothing wrote:
Yeah, once you've relieved yourself of that obscene bodily fluid there a lot of things better than sex. Till 10 minutes (if that) later.
I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHe;s right though. I actually sometimes feel disgusted and embarrassed at times. -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHunam wrote:
Perfect.
I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv.
To add to the list, for me... Bungee Jumping, and going down a ludicrously steep / dangerous hill when mountain biking.
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pistol 13,018 posts
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Registered 19 years agoNothing..
You must be doing it wrong...gif)
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Fatiguez 8,930 posts
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Registered 13 years agoRazz wrote:
He;s right though. I actually sometimes feel disgusted and embarrassed at times.
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Hunam wrote:
I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv.
Haha very true. Once the deed is done, thniking about it afterwards usually cracks me up. Shaggin is funny as hell.
As others have said, during the heat of the moment there isnt much things better. Driving fast comes bloody close though. I swear I nearly got a stiffy the first time I did over a ton on a narrow back road...
/probably shouldnt have admited that.
) that speedy one at thorpe park in particular. .gif)
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