Things that are better than sex Page 6

  • Deleted user 3 July 2009 00:43:32
    localnotail wrote:
    this thread is nothing without pics.

    foreverafternothing wrote:
    I don't know... I've been at the point where I'm buzzing so much that everything touchy feely seems a bit... fake?

    Hard to explain...

    I understand. just don't try it on acid. took me a while to get over that experience.

    Forever - I like to think that's the sublime. Everything carnal becomes irrelevant when faced with an encounter with a sublime moment, irrespective of your position vis a vis what the 'sublime' is for you.
  • twelveways 3 Jul 2009 07:46:44 7,131 posts
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    Sex on acid is amazing.
  • redlander 3 Jul 2009 08:08:35 1,038 posts
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    twelveways wrote:
    Sex on acid is amazing.

    No its bad, I still have flash backs

    /shudder
  • chopsen 3 Jul 2009 08:12:51 21,958 posts
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    Sid Nice wrote:
    Finding a decent Wii game

    Don't daft.

    There's no such thing as a decent Wii game.

    Oh, and I'd prefer a cup of tea and a nice sit down as well.
  • evilashchris 3 Jul 2009 08:53:24 7,785 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    The first time you get a decent win at a casino (>£2k) is a pretty good feeling, debatable whether it's 'better than sex' tho

    Shouldn't this be in the 'things that are better than wanking thread'?

    ;)
  • Lutz 3 Jul 2009 08:57:08 48,870 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    The first time you get a decent win at a casino (>£2k) is a pretty good feeling, debatable whether it's 'better than sex' tho

    /stealth "I'm a virgin" post.
  • Pirotic Moderator 3 Jul 2009 09:30:19 20,644 posts
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    Leveling up in WoW! you know, you get that 'whoosh' sound effect and all those little sparkles fly up your body, followed by bragging about it to all your guild mates, it's just a shame it's over so quickly.

    So pretty much exactly like sex.
  • chopsen 3 Jul 2009 09:35:49 21,958 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    you get that 'whoosh' sound effect... pretty much exactly like sex.

    /raises eyebrow
  • Pirotic Moderator 3 Jul 2009 09:40:24 20,644 posts
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    You just made Lutz cum :p
  • Carlo 3 Jul 2009 09:44:00 21,801 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    Leveling up in WoW! you know, you get that 'whoosh' sound effect and all those little sparkles fly up your body, followed by bragging about it to all your guild mates, it's just a shame it's over so quickly.

    So pretty much exactly like sex.

    DING!

    /curtains
  • Pirotic Moderator 3 Jul 2009 10:15:39 20,644 posts
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    BlizeH - are you one of the oceans 11?
  • Lutz 3 Jul 2009 10:21:07 48,870 posts
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    £50k off of £20... that's the stuff that I'd kill to get! :p
  • Sid-Nice 3 Jul 2009 10:40:59 15,848 posts
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    Having a catheter installed and removed.
  • Milk 3 Jul 2009 10:46:25 2,253 posts
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    Picking up a new car is a good one.

    /hasn't read the rest of the thread
  • BanjoMan 3 Jul 2009 11:15:34 13,692 posts
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    Going for a really big shit.
  • Syrette 3 Jul 2009 11:49:50 51,181 posts
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    So how much debt are you in now Blizeh?
  • catterz 3 Jul 2009 12:16:55 8,763 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    blizeH wrote: I'll have no problems admitting the first time I got a big win (£4k from a £5 bet fwiw) was a damn good feeling.
    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    An accumulator? Otherwise odds of 800:1, really?
    Royal Flush innit, have had one or two similar slot wins too though.

    My mate won £50k off a £20 bet once O_o
    Shame the odds of getting a royal flush are 649,740:1 really. You'd seriously have to beat the odds to make a living playing Video Poker (which is what I can only assume you meant)
  • Fatiguez 3 Jul 2009 12:32:14 8,930 posts
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    Pirotic knows where it's at
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 3 Jul 2009 12:56:33 6,170 posts
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    Has anyone said anal sex yet ? Or does that count as sex still ?
  • Lutz 3 Jul 2009 12:58:33 48,870 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    catterz is right, I've had probably around 15 in my life, but I've been playing for 4-5 years now. I know someone who had 4 last month alone :(
    He's either the luckiest person in the world, or a liar, or it's a fixed deck.

    I knwo people who've been playing for years and never had one.
  • BanjoMan 3 Jul 2009 12:59:34 13,692 posts
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    Spin Dr Wolf wrote:
    Has anyone said anal sex yet ? Or does that count as sex still ?
    The answer's in the question. Your first question, I mean.
  • Syrette 3 Jul 2009 13:01:08 51,181 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    Spin Dr Wolf wrote:
    Has anyone said anal sex yet ? Or does that count as sex still ?
    The answer's in the question. Your first question, I mean.

    Masturbation counts as sex right? Not saying it's better or anything...
  • Syrette 3 Jul 2009 13:04:22 51,181 posts
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  • rutter 3 Jul 2009 13:07:17 1,918 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    Going for a really big shit.

    This!
  • Fatiguez 3 Jul 2009 13:11:06 8,930 posts
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    Lutz wrote:
    blizeH wrote:
    catterz is right, I've had probably around 15 in my life, but I've been playing for 4-5 years now. I know someone who had 4 last month alone :(
    He's either the luckiest person in the world, or a liar, or it's a fixed deck.

    I knwo people who've been playing for years and never had one.

    He's friends with blizeH. I think it's safe to assume it's a fixed deck
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