Lady found in flat may have been dead for 5 years • Non-Gaming • Food • Eurogamer.net

Lutz 3 Jul 2009 13:28:37 48,870 posts
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What a superb neighbour

You'd have thought, given that he says she was cleaning the stairs, that after not seeing her for a while, he might have knocked on the door...

Stickman 3 Jul 2009 13:29:41 29,986 posts
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"Oy! These stairs are filthy, you idle cow!"

localnotail 3 Jul 2009 13:30:00 23,079 posts
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that's really sad.

She didn't even have cats to eat her

otto Moderator 3 Jul 2009 13:30:20 49,322 posts
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I read that as "Lady found in my flat may have been dead for 5 years"

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Smuggo wrote:
Did it not fucking stink out the corridor??

"Edinburgh"

Stickman 3 Jul 2009 13:34:59 29,986 posts
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Smuggo wrote:
Did it not fucking stink out the corridor??

It's in Scotland. She'll have been frozen, like those cavemen.

Whizzo 3 Jul 2009 13:37:26 44,810 posts
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Why didn't you check on her then you heartless bastard?!

Jeepers 3 Jul 2009 13:40:18 16,616 posts
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Smuggo wrote:
Oi!! I'm from Edinburgh!

/stealth "I killed an old lady" post

Pike 3 Jul 2009 13:45:03 13,459 posts
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otto wrote:
I read that as "Lady found in my flat may have been dead for 5 years"

So did I. I imaginne it's the natural reaction when Lutz posts a thread about a dead old lady.

Anihlmal 3 Jul 2009 13:45:59 1,639 posts
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Smuggo wrote:

Whizzo wrote:
Why didn't you check on her then you heartless bastard?!

I haven't lived there since I was 5 years old.

that makes you ten years old then?

Wastelander 3 Jul 2009 13:46:53 1,848 posts
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Hmm, Cannonmills is not a bad area.
Were there any further details of the property? Room sizes? council tax rates?

Does anyone know of any other frail old ladies in the area?

warlockuk 3 Jul 2009 13:48:14 19,519 posts
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Wastelander wrote:
Hmm, Cannonmills is not a bad area.
Were there any further details of the property? Room sizes? council tax rates?

Does anyone know of any other frail old ladies in the area?

...stealth "Who can I murder so I can live in their house rent-free?" post?

Murbs 3 Jul 2009 13:49:34 25,152 posts
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Brilliant thread already. This is what EG's all about :-)

edit: what a sad story :-(

pjmaybe 3 Jul 2009 13:50:43 70,666 posts
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warlockuk wrote:

Wastelander wrote:
Hmm, Cannonmills is not a bad area.
Were there any further details of the property? Room sizes? council tax rates?

Does anyone know of any other frail old ladies in the area?
...stealth "Who can I murder so I can live in their house rent-free?" post?

If it's good enough for Buffalo Bill, it's good enough for anyone!

danathjo 3 Jul 2009 13:53:06 8,294 posts
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I suppose all the good stuff has already been looted from her flat?

Jeepers 3 Jul 2009 13:54:31 16,616 posts
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danathjo wrote:
I suppose all the good stuff has already been looted from her flat?

I ninja'd her underwear.

Fatiguez 3 Jul 2009 13:54:57 8,930 posts
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You do not have permission to loot this corpse

Whizzo 3 Jul 2009 13:55:27 44,810 posts
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At least no-one has mentioned munging yet.

Oh.

pjmaybe 3 Jul 2009 13:55:56 70,666 posts
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People like you are the entire reason I can no longer eat mung bean sprouts

Fatiguez 3 Jul 2009 13:57:34 8,930 posts
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I'd mung her sprouts

pjmaybe 3 Jul 2009 14:00:05 70,666 posts
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Happy Happy!!

Dirtbox 3 Jul 2009 14:00:08 92,599 posts
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danathjo 3 Jul 2009 14:00:52 8,294 posts
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if anyone is popping in can you check to see if she has any honey, running a bit low and apparently it never spoils so it should be right

Lutz 3 Jul 2009 14:02:51 48,870 posts
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Pike wrote:

otto wrote:
I read that as "Lady found in my flat may have been dead for 5 years"

So did I. I imaginne it's the natural reaction when Lutz posts a thread about a dead old lady.

Oi!