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Rap Freestyle • Page 9
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zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoPearoast from my boring meetings thread
This day of training is doing my brain in
My mind is asleep but my body's complaining
This cocksucking techie is talking bollocks
My pants are tight man, I've got betty swollocks
My arse crack's chafed coz my pants are rising
As the hours go by I'm visualising
Kicking his ugly teeth right out of his head
By the time I'm done he'd be better off dead
Powerpoint slides keep endlessly rolling
To be perfectly honest I'd rather be strolling
Out in nature's palace but it ain't gonna happen
My temper is long but I can feel it snapping
Going postal on these bitches would make my day
But the cops would come, and straight put me away
Thinking about it though 10 years in a 10 foot cell
Would be better than an hour of this training hell
Only one more hour till the home bell rings
Gotta pretend that I'm awake and I'm learning things
One thought on my mind that is bringing me sorrow
I'm back in this motherfucking training tomorrow -
zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 17 years agoGawn, rappin isn't just about rhyming every word at the end of a sentence. Lets mix it up a bit people! -
Lutz 48,870 posts
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Registered 18 years agozErOb_cOOl wrote:
Fo shizzle me bitches a whap whap woo.
Gawn, rappin isn't just about rhyming every word at the end of a sentence. Lets mix it up a bit people! -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI know but it's hard! -
Bread,
Red,
Shed,
Cred,
Lead,
Ned,
Ted,
Dead,
Head,
Jed,
Zed,
Bed. -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHelicopter, gunboat, hovercraft, morose
Any fool can rap and make something verbose
But what takes the skill the skill to be ill
is doing so when you're whiter than poodleshit left on a windowsill
Peej -
pjmaybe wrote:
kalel wrote:
I'll humble foes
With mumbled flows
Who can't make sales like jumble clothes
'Cos on a scale of retail
They're one below Rumbleows
That is quite literally breathtaking!
Peej
Ta, done this before you know.
It's hard to make a start
to tell the fakes apart
It breaks your heart to see this sacred art
be raped and scared
by A and Rs who'll take you far
but couldn't give a damn like Gable Clark
since Kane and Abel sparred
the strong step on the weak to reach the highest peak
like cable cars -
York 8,667 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNobody said "HO!"
No problem, you shall all succumb to th Cha Cha Slide!
Clap your hands everybody
Sliiiide to the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha now y'all
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops this time!
Two on the left
Two on the right
Cha Cha now y'all
Sliiiide to the right
Sliiiide to the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown
Cha Cha now y'all
FIVE hops this time!
Touch your knees
How low can you go?
Can go down low?
All the way to flo'?
Can you bring it the top?
Like you never never stop?
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Reverse! Reverse!
Reverse! Reverse!
Cha Cha now y'all -
zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 17 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Helicopter, gunboat, hovercraft, morose
Any fool can rap and make something verbose
But what takes the skill the skill to be ill
is doing so when you're whiter than poodleshit left on a windowsill
Peej
ROFL! -
zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYork wrote:
Nobody said "HO!"
No problem, you shall all succumb to th Cha Cha Slide!
Clap your hands everybody
Sliiiide to the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha now y'all
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops this time!
Two on the left
Two on the right
Cha Cha now y'all
Sliiiide to the right
Sliiiide to the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown
Cha Cha now y'all
FIVE hops this time!
Touch your knees
How low can you go?
Can go down low?
All the way to flo'?
Can you bring it the top?
Like you never never stop?
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Reverse! Reverse!
Reverse! Reverse!
Cha Cha now y'all
If I ever found the creator of that damn song, I would need to get a lawyer....for my own good. -
zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 17 years agokalel wrote:
pjmaybe wrote:
kalel wrote:
I'll humble foes
With mumbled flows
Who can't make sales like jumble clothes
'Cos on a scale of retail
They're one below Rumbleows
That is quite literally breathtaking!
Peej
Ta, done this before you know.
It's hard to make a start
to tell the fakes apart
It breaks your heart to see this sacred art
be raped and scared
by A and Rs who'll take you far
but couldn't give a damn like Gable Clark
since Kane and Abel sparred
the strong step on the weak to reach the highest peak
like cable cars
Nice one. Me and you...well....you definately have the idea! -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years ago"Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
Motherfuckin' clip big testicle gland
She said "can I diet?"
Said "bitch, wanna try it?"
Shove it up your motherfuckin' ass and fry it!
Or something like that.
Peej -
Slurpy J wrote:
Ta, done this before you know.
It's hard to make a start
to tell the fakes apart
It breaks your heart to see this sacred art
be raped and scared
by A and Rs who'll take you far
but couldn't give a damn like Gable Clark
since Kane and Abel sparred
the strong step on the weak to reach the highest peak
like cable cars
Oh good lord!
yes? -
Mike_Hunt 23,524 posts
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Registered 19 years agoGremmi wrote:
Two hype feat.
Furbs wrote:
Thank you for blessing
Me with a mind
And two hyped feet
"Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and to hype beat."
Tsk. Don't be disrespecting the Hammer. He had a dishwasher in his bedroom, you know.
C'mon man!
[MH] -
I'v only got half an huor before I leave the office Slurps so if you have something to say get it done quick. -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoQUICK! Someone call the cops, we need 20 leotards and Wesley Snipes in here...
STAT!
Peej -
zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYo Kalel
I can't tell if you smell
but while I dream
YOU can rap pretty well.
K,...you are the master
but if I rhyme faster, I reach disaster
cos these words I'm choosin' suck ass
I'm typin'..its gettin' harder and timing
Is gettin lost, but I gotta keep rhymin' not mimin'
Word,..I don't know what that means
but you gotta have beans if-you-keepin'-things-clean, so
While I'm not keepin' things tight
I'm right, sayin' Russel Crowe wants a fight.
Really don't know where I was goin with that one.
Edited by zErOb_cOOl at 15:12:00 08-09-2005 -
Whizzo 44,810 posts
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Registered 20 years agoWhere has Pam Ayres disappeared to I wonder? -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoShe lives about 5 miles up the road from me.
And the accent was fake.
Peej -
Dude, just sticking a couple of old rhymes up for the sake of the thread. I wouldn't pretend to have written something like that off the top.
Just to be clear, you know absolutely fuck all about me, but I see no reason why I should have to prove I am 'legit' to someone like you.
BTW, If my the "seriousness" of my rhymes bother anyone else I'll take them down. Didn't realise there was no room here for legitimate lyrics. -
Whizzo 44,810 posts
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Registered 20 years agopjmaybe wrote:And the accent was fake.
Dear God that's a Darth Vader "Noooooo!" if I ever saw one.
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Slurpy J wrote:
I think I know a little bit more about you now though, ta!
Stop being such a cock and just say what's on your mind. I'm off in ten mins... -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoAfraid so. We ran into her in a Garden Centre and I embarrased myself by saying "Aren't you Pam Ayres" and she said "Yes, I am" in a very plummy accent. I was gutted.
I think i was expecting it to come out as "Yis, oy aaaaaaaam!"
Peej -
zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 17 years agokalel wrote:
Dude, just sticking a couple of old rhymes up for the sake of the thread. I wouldn't pretend to have written something like that off the top.
Just to be clear, you know absolutely fuck all about me, but I see no reason why I should have to prove I am 'legit' to someone like you.
BTW, If my the "seriousness" of my rhymes bother anyone else I'll take them down. Didn't realise there was no room here for legitimate lyrics.
Was that @ me?
I really didn't mean to say anything about proving yourself to be a rapper. What did I say?!
BTW you nearly rhymed your 1st sentence there! Obviously a natural.gif)
(Guessing you cut the sentence short so it didn't rhyme)
Edited by zErOb_cOOl at 15:16:55 08-09-2005 -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agokalel, just remembered you were going to send me some tunes a while ago... -
smoothpete wrote:
kalel, just remembered you were going to send me some tunes a while ago...
/slaps head
I'll get it on it mate. Really sorry. That was more along the lines of a year ago than a while ago!
@zerob
Nah mate, not at you. I don't really do the whole online freestyle thing, I prefer to freestyle totally off the top, or do a pre-writ. Online freestyling has always seemed a bit odd to me. You seem to have the knack though
.gif)
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