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Yo, alright, Yo Sid says that was his final post, Thank god, now i can get back to my sunday roast, LiQuiD may be chinese, but at least his ass ain't pink, And i'm proud, i don't wanna be black, i'ma chink, And lets hope that Sid gets a change of heart, Cos the way he raps,it makes me laugh so hard, Doin all those rap hand movements, he looks like he's jerkin like Fred Durst, And if he jerks some more, i swear, i'm runnin away first, Man, this is some funny shit, seein Sid spit, Thinkin with his rhymes, those ladies'd rub they clits, But all they rub is their triggers, pointin the gun at Nice, These bitches gonna fry him like egg fried rice. Yo, the reason Sid's quittin's cos he's got no lines left, And if someone makes him rap more, then he'll resort to line theft, Cos the dumbass hoe, can't make his own rap, So he might as well just go and shut his trap, Go home Sid Nice, bitch you can't cope, Lock yourself in the toilet, and smoke s'more dope, And maybe you'll get high, and think of more lines, Like Afroman when he's stoned, thats when he rhymes, Sid son, this is a rough, tough world i heard, But to drop the mic, cos you choked, man that's so absurd, Cos you can't think of anything else to say, So let me finish this by sayin, you're gay! |
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~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI need ta fetch a coupla power tools... I'm out... -
st3ph3n 2,833 posts
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Registered 20 years ago~~~LiQuiD~~~ wrote:
You know, you almost had it there. ALMOST.
Cos you can't think of anything else to say,
So let me finish this by sayin, you're gay!
But then you showed you're nothing but a homophobe.
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Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years agoFor the rapping game I'm much to old
To challenge someone as good as you I've been so bold
Ok your the best you've won no need to boast
I know it's Wednesday so enjoy your Sunday roast
Your words flow so sweet your name should be Liquid Gold
I sit mesmerised waiting for you next sentence to unfold
So much so my heads in a whirl
It flows from you just like 'Tubgirl'
If I was racist or I didn't think
Then I'd resort to using words like Chink
Something I would like to add further
Is the only Chink in you is the one in your armour -
bainbrge 1,687 posts
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Registered 19 years agoI'd like to second this as "best thread ever".
Sid, you should pen the versus for the masses at St James'. -
lost_soul 9,372 posts
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Registered 19 years agoSid Nice wrote:
Heh!
It flows from you just like 'Tubgirl'
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Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThanks Bainbrge: I have penned many a verse for the Toon, back in 1994 during the Kevin Keegan euphoria. I wrote a compilation of songs, well basically I used the music of well know tunes and changed the words. I had a vision of a stage play, or even a Viz type cartoon video and an audio tape. The problems I came across were unbelievable. Firstly I needed the permission from all the owners of the copyrights of the music to change the wording. If say the writer of the original song, found my version offensive or distasteful, then I wouldn't be allowed to to use their music as the song weren't exactly covers. I contacted Viz they were interested, they told me to send in the script, which I never did, as I felt they could use some of my ideas to create something similar and I'd get no recognition. Newcastle United showed no interest whatsoever.
The story was of three local regulars in a North East Social Club, Brown Ale Bob, Magpie Mick and Martin The Makem. The scene is set Bob and Mick are enjoying a pint when Martin walks into the bar, sporting his Sunderland top. Bob and Mick look at each other and say " Here he comes " An old timer sitting at the next table comments " Oh it's the Chameleon! " " What do you mean " Inquired Bob " Wye he changes his colours every week that one, when the Toon won promotion he claimed to go to every game until he was found out. " " Fund oot! " Asked Mick " Aye they fund oot he was a Makem. " The old man said. " Oh aye " Said Bob " Is that reet Martin? " Asked Mick.
At that moment Martin breaks into song" to the tune of YMCA by The Village People.
As a Makem I supported the Toon
That's when Sunderland ended up gannin' doon
Singing Toon Army and drinking Newcastle Broon
It was such a good time happening
One day I was in the Three Bulls
And a noticed in between these stools
A set of keys that didn't belong to me
So I stood and shouted OUT
Corus
Anybody na Wee's key's are these
Anybody na wee's key's are these
Come on come on could you tell is please
Do you na wee's keys are these
Repeat.
There's more verses, that was basically the opening sketch, non Geordie's won't understand the Wee's Key's joke. I did 7 songs all of which had there own scene. I wanted to do something like the video of Sid The Sexist on the Big Market. I haven't even got the original script, but the words are still etched in my memory. -
~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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And why would you care? Are you homosexual?
But then you showed you're nothing but a homophobe.
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BlackJedi 388 posts
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Registered 17 years ago~~~LiQuiD~~~ wrote:
This is very amusing if you imagine that Licky-baby sounds like Rainier Wolfcastle.
And why would you care? Are you homosexual?
Otherwise it's just sickening adolescent homophobia.
Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!!!
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st3ph3n 2,833 posts
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Registered 20 years ago~~~LiQuiD~~~ wrote:
I don't see how that can possibly make a difference.
st3ph3n wrote:
And why would you care? Are you homosexual?
But then you showed you're nothing but a homophobe.
And thats just sad.
Do you think of homosexuals as lesser people?
And BlackJedi, thats a fantastic reference to use. Its always good to start and end the day with a wee simpsons quote. -
Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years agoAn Ode To Liquid
At the tender age of seven before I learned about the birds and bees
I began to realise I had homosexual tendencies
I fell in love with a boy who I'd seen in a theatre
Though I didn't find out the truth till many years later
The person I fell for wasn't actually a man
She was really a girl dressed as Peter Pan
What difference would it make if I happened to be gay
I still have the right to an opinion I'm entitled to my say
Whether your black white or in your words not mine yellow
You need to hold back on the insults it's time for you to mellow
About Sid Nice you can say what you like
But when you become homophobic then it's, On Yer Bike -
st3ph3n 2,833 posts
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Registered 20 years agoYou know Sid, you'd get on much better if you learned the difference between your and you're.
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~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI don't know what y'all think but homosexuals are defying nature. It's like vegetarians, our teeth weren't designed by nature to eat only vegetables. And our dicks were meant ta go in vaginas, not arses (though some might enjoy it thoroughly, but lets not bring up that subjest, lest i be sick). I know homosexuals are people too, and i have sum friends that are gay, i'm not sayin they're monsters. I'm just sayin that it's wrong. Like, underwear are designed to be worn under the outfit (unless you don't have an outfit on), so wearing it over the outfit would just be stupid. As like men fuckin other men. What good would come if we had a whole world full of homosexuals? The world population would thoroughly decrease, unless we turn to genetic engineering. After all, who's ever heard of a man having a baby? (if you have, then that's just wierd, i would like to discuss that matter no further). And furthermore, if you had a tin of blue baked beans, and a tin of red baked beans, i'd think that y'all would pick the red baked beans... Unless you love blue or summin. I hope y'all understand my point know... God, how did a rap thread turn into a discussion about homosexuals... Don't answer that one... -
Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years agost3ph3n wrote:
I know St3ph3n I keep getting them mixed up especially late at night or early morning. What do you mean I smoked him?
You know Sid, you'd get on much better if you learned the difference between your and you're.
But you still smoked him..gif)
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~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWould you like a shmoke and a pancake? (sorry, had ta say that) -
Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years ago~~~LiQuiD~~~ wrote:
So super Hero's are stupid?
I'm just sayin that it's wrong. Like, underwear are designed to be worn under the outfit (unless you don't have an outfit on), so wearing it over the outfit would just be stupid. answer that one... -
~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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edit: As they don't exist
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shane 863 posts
Registered 19 years ago~~~LiQuiD~~~ wrote:
ohh fo shizzle, now Master S is in the hizzle!
Would you like a shmoke and a pancake? (sorry, had ta say that)
Hehe I havn't been here for a while, pity I had to return like this :-D -
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shane 863 posts
Registered 19 years agoi'm not into the whole rap scene (if this thread was created about a year ago it would be a different story) but hey, i'm up for looking like a dick head so i'll give it a shot:
you are a fucking homophobic, you don't have a place in society, fuck off and don't return.
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~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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Registered 17 years agoshane wrote:
i'm not into the whole rap scene (if this thread was created about a year ago it would be a different story) but hey, i'm up for looking like a dick head so i'll give it a shot:
you are a fucking homophobic, you don't have a place in society, fuck off and don't return.
Hmm, it seems that it doesn't rhyme.. ohh well.
Fuck off don't return? i created the fuckin thread for fuck sake... -
shane 863 posts
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~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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Registered 17 years agokalel wrote:
As for what would happen to the world if everyone was gay, we'll they're not are they? Its called balance. Its what nature does. Maybe that's why nature did it in the first place, to deal with over-population issues. I don't know, I'm not an expert and I don't pretend to be. But at the very least consider the feelings of some of the people that may post here before sharing your tripe, and confirming every single negative sterotype that people have about hip-hop.
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~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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Registered 17 years agoshane wrote:
Yes, but you did not create society. Maybe you would be better off living by yourself on a remote island.
Well no one told you to come to this thread did they? If someone did tell u to come here, i take that back, but most like;y, u came here in your own free will -
Angel_Treats 11,070 posts
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Registered 18 years ago~~~LiQuiD~~~ wrote:
I absolutely can't believe that in this day and age, people still have old-fashioned, bigoted, arrogant attitides like yours. I can think of a hundred things I'd like to say to you, but since most of it would probably be deleted by the mods because of the terrible language it would contain, I won't bother.
I don't know what y'all think but homosexuals are defying nature. It's like vegetarians, our teeth weren't designed by nature to eat only vegetables. And our dicks were meant ta go in vaginas, not arses (though some might enjoy it thoroughly, but lets not bring up that subjest, lest i be sick). I know homosexuals are people too, and i have sum friends that are gay, i'm not sayin they're monsters. I'm just sayin that it's wrong. Like, underwear are designed to be worn under the outfit (unless you don't have an outfit on), so wearing it over the outfit would just be stupid. As like men fuckin other men. What good would come if we had a whole world full of homosexuals? The world population would thoroughly decrease, unless we turn to genetic engineering. After all, who's ever heard of a man having a baby? (if you have, then that's just wierd, i would like to discuss that matter no further). And furthermore, if you had a tin of blue baked beans, and a tin of red baked beans, i'd think that y'all would pick the red baked beans... Unless you love blue or summin. I hope y'all understand my point know... God, how did a rap thread turn into a discussion about homosexuals... Don't answer that one... -
~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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Registered 17 years agoLook, i'm just tryin ta get a point across, if you don't like it, leave, and if the forum moderaters don't like me, kick me off! But this is my opinion, and only i can change it, and right now, i ain't plannin on it! -
shane 863 posts
Registered 19 years agoYes, I did come here on my own free will. I read your posts on my own free will. I responded to your homophobic posts on my own free will. I hate you on my own free will. -
Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years ago~~~LiQuiD~~~ wrote:
You don't have to change your opinions, just keep them to yourself.
Look, i'm just tryin ta get a point across, if you don't like it, leave, and if the forum moderaters don't like me, kick me off! But this is my opinion, and only i can change it, and right now, i ain't plannin on it! -
~~~LiQuiD~~~ 94 posts
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Registered 17 years agoshane wrote:
And i hate you back with my own free will, and i post here on my own free will. So whatever the consequences, i take it!
Yes, I did come here on my own free will. I read your posts on my own free will. I responded to your homophobic posts on my own free will. I hate you on my own free will. -
Sid Nice wrote:
You don't have to change your opinions, just keep them to yourself.
Yo if we didn't share opinions, then no one would understand each other
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