| Feckin next door's kid keeps playing football in the shared driveway between our houses and inevitably kicks the ball hard against my windows and garage door. I tell him to be careful and occasionally pick up the ball when he kicks it into my garden but no sooner as it's back, he's kicking again. Don't want to be a killjoy and don't want to get into a barney with the neighbours but how to tell him nicely to feck off and play elsewhere? Plus the dad almost always parks his van in the shared driveway which he shouldn't, especially when he had a go at me for parking there once. |
I wish to end my neighbours
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Mageme 2,330 posts
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PhoenixFlames 9,263 posts
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Registered 14 years agoIs the dad bigger than you? If not, the solution is simple. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agonickthegun wrote:
You paint a horrific mental picture.
Its a cul de sac, so it does feel like that sometimes. Hes the cunt who doesnt get any sun in his back garden so has redneck BBQs out the front of his house.
Long story short, hes bordering on alcoholism and has rich parents, so they bought him a house to burn down occasionally in a nice part of town and no where near where they live. -
mikew1985 15,598 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMageme wrote:
Problem is that the driveway probably has some specific characteristic that makes it the best place to play ball on the estate.
Feckin next door's kid keeps playing football in the shared driveway between our houses and inevitably kicks the ball hard against my windows and garage door. I tell him to be careful and occasionally pick up the ball when he kicks it into my garden but no sooner as it's back, he's kicking again. Don't want to be a killjoy and don't want to get into a barney with the neighbours but how to tell him nicely to feck off and play elsewhere? Plus the dad almost always parks his van in the shared driveway which he shouldn't, especially when he had a go at me for parking there once.
You really don't want to be the grumpy football stealing old man that all the kids and subsequently all the parents on the estate hate.
Let him have at it I say
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CosmicFuzz 32,632 posts
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Registered 15 years agoNext time the ball hits your window scream "That's IT!!" and rush outside, grab the ball and tear it apart with a hunting knife.
Every so often you could stand outside the kid's window when he's about to go to bed and hold up the knife, just to remind him. -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoCosmicFuzz wrote:
And lick the blade. Always lick the blade.
Next time the ball hits your window scream "That's IT!!" and rush outside, grab the ball and tear it apart with a hunting knife.
Every so often you could stand outside the kid's window when he's about to go to bed and hold up the knife, just to remind him. -
Update on yesterday. Neighbour has had a word with my gardiner while he was working on my back garden, and asked him to sand off my fence.
We are now officially at war. -
CosmicFuzz 32,632 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGrab him and scream "So you like kicking balls huh?!" and then kick him in the balls. -
CosmicFuzz 32,632 posts
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Registered 15 years agokalel wrote:
Fuck that! Time to knock on his door and have a word.
Update on yesterday. Neighbour has had a word with my gardiner while he was working on my back garden, and asked him to sand off my fence.
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mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoCosmicFuzz wrote:
The gardener? Didn't know kal lived on a hill.
Grab him and scream "So you like kicking balls huh?!" and then kick him in the balls. -
glaeken 12,070 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI would send your butler out to have a word with him. Possibly send the chauffeur along for back up. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agokalel wrote:
Sounds like a fucking coward, not being aggressive to your wife or avoiding you entirely.
Update on yesterday. Neighbour has had a word with my gardiner while he was working on my back garden, and asked him to sand off my fence.
We are now officially at war. -
It's a landscape gardener. We're finally having the garden actually made into a garden as opposed to a pile of rubble, having saved for the last three years.
He's not trimming my rose bushes.gif)
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Stickman 29,986 posts
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Registered 17 years agoImpale his entire family on your fence, admit your mistake and then sand the fence down. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoS'what Joffrey did. BOOK SPOILER! -
AceGrace 3,464 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSend the wife round to talk to him. Men get less aggressive when talking to women. I would also tell her to mention what the gardener said. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoAceGrace wrote:
That's what I'd do.
Send the wife round to talk to him. Men get less aggressive when talking to women. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI need a picture of the worlds most dangerous fence. -
Jono62 27,356 posts
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Registered 13 years agoHe's already had a go at Kalel's wife. He's sounds like a right prick. -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoSend the wife but go and stand behind her sheepishly. -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJono62 wrote:
Swingers huh?
He's already had a go at Kalel's wife. He's sounds like a right prick. -
senso-ji 10,271 posts
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Registered 13 years agoTell him you'd gladly sand the fence down but that involves using a large chainsaw to slice the pointy tops off while he has to hold each bar in place to stop the fence from collapsing.
Then tell him that it's perfectly safe, you've done it before several times, and only accidentally sliced off your previous helpers' fingers on three occasions. -
MrWorf 64,187 posts
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Registered 20 years agoCosmicFuzz wrote:
gLMFAO! :-D
Next time the ball hits your window scream "That's IT!!" and rush outside, grab the ball and tear it apart with a hunting knife.
Every so often you could stand outside the kid's window when he's about to go to bed and hold up the knife, just to remind him.
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glaeken 12,070 posts
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Registered 17 years agoJust hang one of these on it.
http://www.australiasigns.com.au/safety/minpic/rbw-electric-fence.jpg
If they point out it's not quite accurate say no-one is retarded enough to make a danger plastic pointy fence one. -
Carbon_Altered 890 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThread delivers good. Nice work people. -
Our one is wood, not plastic, but still, it's not dangerous at all. I'll take a picture and post sometime.
And yeah, this all kicked off with him having a go at my wife. I haven't had my say to him yet...
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