Following I wish to end my neighbours Page 72

  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Jan 2019 08:23:45 11,025 posts
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    My cat is very partial to a dab of Dijon to the derrière
  • Garfy 14 Jan 2019 08:34:44 1,373 posts
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    Epic new page
  • Salaman 14 Jan 2019 14:13:54 23,674 posts
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    Odd plug. 0_o
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Jan 2019 14:36:51 11,025 posts
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    Thanks cliffcollins.

    Can I bugger you?
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Jan 2019 14:57:43 11,025 posts
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    2old4disshit wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Yes of course you should have a loud party on a Sunday night, you fucking cunts.

    Hearing a portly male chav belting out Whitney Houston is exactly how I wanted to spend my evening. Surely it'd be justifiable homicide at this point?

    Shut your fucking dog up too, you twats.
    Couldnt happen to a nicer person. Pity.
    WAA! WAA!
  • JamboWayOh 14 Jan 2019 15:45:24 14,150 posts
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    Wait a minute...does Challenge live next door to 2dense4thisshit?
  • alt-cmd-esc 14 Jan 2019 16:22:03 316 posts
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    I'll trade you chicken in a dustbin for a pair of even older baby mittens

    /KOTI mode off
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Jan 2019 16:54:32 11,025 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Wait a minute...does Challenge live next door to 2dense4thisshit?
    Next door isn't a bedsit filled with nothing but wanks and bitter regret, so no.
  • Armoured_Bear 14 Jan 2019 17:22:21 27,176 posts
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    2old4disshit wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Yes of course you should have a loud party on a Sunday night, you fucking cunts.

    Hearing a portly male chav belting out Whitney Houston is exactly how I wanted to spend my evening. Surely it'd be justifiable homicide at this point?

    Shut your fucking dog up too, you twats.
    Couldnt happen to a nicer person. Pity.
    Quoted for truth
  • Load_2.0 14 Jan 2019 17:25:49 29,625 posts
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    I like how Ecosse constantly aligns himself with forum idiots.

    Like a Swiss Mussolini.
  • Frogofdoom 14 Jan 2019 17:26:44 13,655 posts
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    Haha I was going to write something similar but there is no need now :D

    Edited by Frogofdoom at 17:26:59 14-01-2019
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Jan 2019 17:47:54 11,025 posts
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    Ecosse and 2old both sharing the delusion of persecution.

    It's much easier to believe that you're the victim of a conspiracy than face the harsh reality that you're fundamentally unlikeable.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Jan 2019 19:07:19 6,519 posts
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    Well hang on now. Some people liked Mussolini

    Edited by fontgeeksogood at 19:07:30 14-01-2019
  • elstoof 14 Jan 2019 19:21:37 23,661 posts
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    I used to think Mussolini was a pasta dish with shellfish
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Jan 2019 19:33:14 11,025 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    I like how Ecosse constantly aligns himself with forum idiots.

    Like a Swiss Mussolini.
    Il Douchey
  • anephric 14 Jan 2019 19:39:58 3,322 posts
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    A lot of people in Italy nowadays still like Mussolini.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Jan 2019 20:03:58 6,519 posts
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    Rail commuters
  • monkehhh 10 Feb 2019 00:39:43 5,125 posts
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    Fucking unilad neighbours.. in my head I'm talking to them on their level, in their head I'm some fucking dad from next door asking them to keep it down after midnight. Just went round and they apologised for the music.. I wanted to make sure they weren't going to be kicking off all night, in reality they were in an Uber a few minutes later and off to whatever student drug hellhole they frequent on a Saturday night. I imagine my reaction to someone like me back in the day would have been similar :)
  • KD 10 Feb 2019 18:58:56 2,112 posts
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    Love my neighbor, first time in a decade since someone tidy lived next door, moved in around September and over daily for a cuppa and chat especially at a bad time.

    They getting evicted due to landlord selling the house due to new laws about being able to sue if the house is in a state. Great.
  • trav 30 Jun 2019 13:25:02 992 posts
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    My neighbors front door backs right onto my back garden. The houses are very close together in my area. So their porch roof over their front door is covered in rubbish that has been thrown out of their bathroom window. This includes used nappies, cleaning bottles and just a whole host of rubbish that attaches loads of flies to my kitchen.

    Talked to neighbor and got "it'll be cleaned". This was weeks ago. Talked to the council and told they will contact the environment agency. Which seems to be a black hole of nothing. So the question is, what can I do now?

    The real cherry on top is that their porch floodlight is on most of the night. Which is really bright LED type. The wife says because her husband works nights she feels safer with it on. So for her to feel safe, I have to not sleep.

    It was better when the tenants where there. Didn't get any issues out of them.
  • Graxlar_v3 30 Jun 2019 13:26:12 7,253 posts
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    trav wrote:
    My neighbors front door backs right onto my back garden. The houses are very close together in my area. So their porch roof over their front door is covered in rubbish that has been thrown out of their bathroom window. This includes used nappies, cleaning bottles and just a whole host of rubbish that attaches loads of flies to my kitchen.

    Talked to neighbor and got "it'll be cleaned". This was weeks ago. Talked to the council and told they will contact the environment agency. Which seems to be a black hole of nothing. So the question is, what can I do now?

    The real cherry on top is that their porch floodlight is on most of the night. Which is really bright LED type. The wife says because her husband works nights she feels safer with it on. So for her to feel safe, I have to not sleep.

    It was better when the tenants where there. Didn't get any issues out of them.
    Fire?
  • Addy__ 30 Jun 2019 13:30:21 1,092 posts
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    Home invasion once husband has gone to work. Just to put the frighteners on.
  • trav 30 Jun 2019 13:30:28 992 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    trav wrote:
    My neighbors front door backs right onto my back garden. The houses are very close together in my area. So their porch roof over their front door is covered in rubbish that has been thrown out of their bathroom window. This includes used nappies, cleaning bottles and just a whole host of rubbish that attaches loads of flies to my kitchen.

    Talked to neighbor and got "it'll be cleaned". This was weeks ago. Talked to the council and told they will contact the environment agency. Which seems to be a black hole of nothing. So the question is, what can I do now?

    The real cherry on top is that their porch floodlight is on most of the night. Which is really bright LED type. The wife says because her husband works nights she feels safer with it on. So for her to feel safe, I have to not sleep.

    It was better when the tenants where there. Didn't get any issues out of them.
    Fire?
    Good suggestion. Looking to avoid jail time, so let's add this to the maybe pile.
  • challenge_hanukkah 30 Jun 2019 13:33:19 11,025 posts
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    Are you more physically imposing than they are? Intimidation works wonders.
  • Frogofdoom 30 Jun 2019 13:34:56 13,655 posts
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    Plant a big bag of coke in their house and them grass them up.

    If that's not an option, blackout linings will help with their led light.

    Edited by Frogofdoom at 13:35:35 30-06-2019
  • Cadence 30 Jun 2019 13:49:33 2,320 posts
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    Bit of a left field suggestion but how about running a hose pipe up to your second floor and spraying the rubbish off with a forceful jet of water?
  • crashVoodoo 30 Jun 2019 14:11:49 6,323 posts
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    Airsoft rifle and target practice against the light...
  • Cadence 30 Jun 2019 14:38:37 2,320 posts
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    Do you have a drone?
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