Following I wish to end my neighbours Page 75

  • Your-Mother 17 Jul 2019 01:32:33 4,720 posts
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    erasr wrote:
    Anyone that refers to a door being an Ďexpensive bit of kití is a.....
    ...mid century modern artisanal door maker.
  • thelzdking 17 Jul 2019 01:47:39 10,180 posts
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    I would love to see how user Some_Goats handles a bread bin lid.
  • Some_Goats 17 Jul 2019 06:52:00 159 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I would love to see how user Some_Goats handles a bread bin lid.
    I open bread bins with dynamite or a Colt Python generally.

    They call me Clint Yeastwood.
  • Rusty_M 17 Jul 2019 08:04:46 7,171 posts
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    Seems you didn't get a rise out of that pun.
  • SnackPlissken 17 Jul 2019 08:40:07 2,046 posts
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    He was at it again blasting music past 10pm. Didn't really bother me as I could faintly hear it unless I went outside. I have no idea how the other neighbours are coping with this..
  • challenge_hanukkah 17 Jul 2019 08:41:59 13,023 posts
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    Band together and go kick his backdoor in.
  • Load_2.0 17 Jul 2019 08:53:46 32,051 posts
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    Has anyone gone round to complain/smash heads about the noise but ended up giving everyone handjobs?
  • challenge_hanukkah 17 Jul 2019 08:54:45 13,023 posts
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    Yes, but blowjobs.
  • Rusty_M 17 Jul 2019 16:19:47 7,171 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Band together and go kick his backdoor in.
    I love to smash another man's backdoor.

    What?
  • SnackPlissken 17 Jul 2019 19:08:47 2,046 posts
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    Itís been raining heís quiet now. Canít smoke crack outside I guess.
  • SnackPlissken 17 Jul 2019 19:09:22 2,046 posts
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    Or maybe heís dead. I hope heís dead.
  • Load_2.0 17 Jul 2019 19:43:15 32,051 posts
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    No one wants a moist crack.
  • Load_2.0 17 Jul 2019 19:50:55 32,051 posts
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  • Armoured_Bear 17 Jul 2019 20:10:18 29,004 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I would love to see how user Some_Goats handles a bread bin lid.
    Haha, I was also wondering that.
  • nickthegun 17 Jul 2019 20:20:52 82,878 posts
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    Not strictly a neighbour but I'm being woken up at the crack of dawn everyday by a fucking wood pigeon at the moment

    It wouldn't be so bad if it was something chirpy and singsongy but these tuneless arseholes with their derpy 'do doo do do doo' nonsense are like the Sheffield Wednesday Band of bird calls.
  • JamboWayOh 17 Jul 2019 20:23:51 20,679 posts
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    One of my neighbours has her window open and I think by nature Catalonian people can't talk at a normal level. While talking non stop it seems like she can't talk quieter than a 500bhp motorbike.
  • Mr_Sleep 17 Jul 2019 20:37:31 23,487 posts
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    The real noise makers here are foxes and squirrels. The squirrels get quite mardy some times. They make quite a distinctive noise.
  • Rusty_M 17 Jul 2019 21:25:49 7,171 posts
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    Foxes just sound like how I imagine someone getting stabbed.

    I did find this strange description of wood pigeon song.
    "Woodpigeon song is often described as sounding like 'my toe bleeds, Betty', 'take two cows, Taffy', or 'a proud Wood-pig-eon'. Perhaps you will come up with your own memorable phrase!"
  • anephric 17 Jul 2019 21:36:49 4,330 posts
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    I had a chaffinch that was calling all summer trying to find a mate, from dawn onwards.

    I half felt sorry for it and half wished I still owned an air rifle. If you've ever heard a chaffinch call, its like a fucking truck reversing.
  • challenge_hanukkah 18 Jul 2019 08:11:57 13,023 posts
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    There aren't many birds where I live. I think the locals eat them.
  • JoeBlade 11 May 2020 23:44:26 5,226 posts
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    Crikey, I don't usually have much issue with my neighbours but the past 2-3 days at least one of them - difficult to tell how many people are involved - has been rather intolerable.
    They've been slamming doors as if trying to beat a world record, banging I don't know what and shouting frequently for no apparent reason (doesn't sound like arguments, just being loud) all throughout the day.

    I know lockdown isn't fun dudes but seriously...
  • RawShark 11 May 2020 23:53:56 1,278 posts
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    Without Spacemonkey this thread is worthless.
  • JoeBlade 12 May 2020 00:04:18 5,226 posts
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    Is any thread worth it without him? Is any thread...
  • Salaman 12 May 2020 08:42:13 23,868 posts
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    Our neighbours got a puppy a few weeks ago.
    She took 2 weeks off after Easter and started back at work last week.
    The damn dog barks from the moment she leaves at 8:20 until she gets back after 5pm.

    The walls are well insulated so it's not massively loud but there's a very consistent yappy bark that you can hear on the edge of hearing, ALL DAY LONG.
  • SnackPlissken 12 May 2020 08:47:47 2,046 posts
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    Shouldn't be leaving a puppy by itself all day long. Post this shit on netmums and get the RSPCA in.

    Edited by SnackPlissken at 08:48:37 12-05-2020
  • TheSaint 12 May 2020 12:52:08 19,866 posts
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    In America they take these things to a whole other level:

    https://twitter.com/fallenleo/status/1259982680369901569?s=20
  • TechnoHippy 12 May 2020 12:57:43 17,700 posts
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    That was some ninja shit.
  • KD 12 May 2020 13:10:09 2,874 posts
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    @TheSaint https://twitter.com/thashark316/status/1260075564809048064
  • Armoured_Bear 12 May 2020 13:13:24 29,004 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Our neighbours got a puppy a few weeks ago.
    She took 2 weeks off after Easter and started back at work last week.
    The damn dog barks from the moment she leaves at 8:20 until she gets back after 5pm.

    The walls are well insulated so it's not massively loud but there's a very consistent yappy bark that you can hear on the edge of hearing, ALL DAY LONG.
    Fucking arseholes, that's exactly why I don't have a dog, I would find it difficult to look after it properly. Still, fuckwits in the same boat go ahead anyway and neglect the poor buggers.
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