TheSaint wrote:Ow that sucker kick to the liver at the end would have reeeeally hurt. I'm sure he deserved it bit that was fucking cold blooded! |
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smoothpete 36,988 posts
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askew 21,552 posts
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Registered 15 years agolol. The result did not go the way I thought. -
Armoured_Bear 28,862 posts
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Registered 8 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Yep, broken ribs hurt, quite sad to see so many people getting enjoyment out of real violence like that.
TheSaint wrote:
Ow that sucker kick to the liver at the end would have reeeeally hurt. I'm sure he deserved it bit that was fucking cold blooded!
In America they take these things to a whole other level:
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Dougs 94,595 posts
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Registered 17 years agoaskew wrote:
Ha, exactly what I thought
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DJCopa 2,310 posts
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Registered 14 years ago@askew He looked the part, playing UFC with arms up high .gif)
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DJCopa 2,310 posts
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Registered 14 years ago@Armoured_Bear 2 muppets standing off in a street and then walk away when finished - Seems fair to me. -
Armoured_Bear 28,862 posts
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Registered 8 years agoDJCopa wrote:
If you read the comments, there was more afterwards and broken bones .
@Armoured_Bear 2 muppets standing off in a street and then walk away when finished - Seems fair to me. -
askew 21,552 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI'm afraid my empathy is lacking towards shirtless guy. It doesn't appear to be an ambush or unprovoked; they knew what they were getting in to. Plus shirtless guy came back with a weapon. -
JoeBlade 5,089 posts
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Registered 17 years agoGreat, now the chav couple next door have devolved into frequent shouting arguments. They're at it again at the moment, loud enough for the whole neighborhood to follow the show.
The entire place - it's a small apartment building - has been quite the shithole for years but lately they've been surpassing themselves. I already witnessed three police visits in recent months, one involving impounding a seemingly hastily abandoned car. -
DUFFMAN5 26,034 posts
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Registered 16 years ago@JoeBlade
Sounds awful mate, is moving an option ? -
anephric 4,185 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI have a new set of neighbours who are retirees. Constant loud DIY for the last five months (predating lockdown) notwithstanding, the female of the two seems to spend the majority of her time getting pissed in the garden on Carling and laughing hysterically like the crypt keeper, most often to Mrs Brown's Boys clips she watches at max volume on her phone.
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Registered 9 years agoanephric wrote:
Seduce her. She can't annoy you when she's in a sex coma
I have a new set of neighbours who are retirees. Constant loud DIY for the last five months (predating lockdown) notwithstanding, the female of the two seems to spend the majority of her time getting pissed in the garden on Carling and laughing hysterically like the crypt keeper, most often to Mrs Brown's Boys clips she watches at max volume on her phone.
I'm fairly sure this satisfies at least three requirements for a trip to Dignitas. -
JoeBlade 5,089 posts
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Registered 17 years agoDUFFMAN5 wrote:
I've been considering that for some time now. Thing is: the location and rent are both great; the neighborhood is a nice one otherwise. It's just this one building in the street that's pretty bad.
@JoeBlade
Sounds awful mate, is moving an option ?
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the_milkybar_kid 8,274 posts
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Registered 6 years agoThere's 2 neighbours by us but dont live on our cul-de-sac, all our neighbours are ace, fortunately. But one is some loud mouthed cow that spends the majority of her time balling at her two kids who just sound like they're playing. Feel quite sorry for them having such a cunt of a mother. I'm sure it's one of the top tier girls from high school. If so, time has not been kind to her or her fat husband.
The other is a bloke that lives on his own, assuming separated from his wife as he has 2 kids over every so often. He's a handy type, so he's constantly banging, drilling (paging inuendobot) sawing or other handiwork. He's added this monstrosity of an extension to the back of his house so he has virtually no garden, and he's currently building a side entrance. Blessing is that he's pretty much run out of room to build any more house. -
Salaman 23,838 posts
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Registered 16 years agoArmoured_Bear wrote:
I've yet to see them walk him as well. They let it roam around their small garden when they get home but they never seem to actually take himout for a proper walk. :-/
Salaman wrote:
Fucking arseholes, that's exactly why I don't have a dog, I would find it difficult to look after it properly. Still, fuckwits in the same boat go ahead anyway and neglect the poor buggers.
Our neighbours got a puppy a few weeks ago.
She took 2 weeks off after Easter and started back at work last week.
The damn dog barks from the moment she leaves at 8:20 until she gets back after 5pm.
The walls are well insulated so it's not massively loud but there's a very consistent yappy bark that you can hear on the edge of hearing, ALL DAY LONG. -
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Registered 10 years agoI was going to say that with a puppy, you shouldn't take it out for a walk where it could come into contact with other dogs "germs" until it is old enough to have the injections.
That's what we had to do when we got our puppy. Letting it out in the garden is OK though I think.
When we got ours I was working from home but it does seem cruel to leave a puppy alone all day though.
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Registered 5 years agoSalaman wrote:
The Cunts across the street leave their dog permenantly in the garden, no matter the time of year and the local cats like to set him off barking at all hours of the day by hanging around on the fence.
Armoured_Bear wrote:
I've yet to see them walk him as well. They let it roam around their small garden when they get home but they never seem to actually take himout for a proper walk. :-/
Salaman wrote:
Fucking arseholes, that's exactly why I don't have a dog, I would find it difficult to look after it properly. Still, fuckwits in the same boat go ahead anyway and neglect the poor buggers.
Our neighbours got a puppy a few weeks ago.
She took 2 weeks off after Easter and started back at work last week.
The damn dog barks from the moment she leaves at 8:20 until she gets back after 5pm.
The walls are well insulated so it's not massively loud but there's a very consistent yappy bark that you can hear on the edge of hearing, ALL DAY LONG.
Another cunt, a little down the street, has a fucking rooster in the garden. In London. A rooster.
Cunt #3 leaves his child in the garden, howling/grizzling for several hours.
I hate it here.
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DUFFMAN5 26,034 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAssuming a lot of us live in Terrace housing ? you have to be so lucky with your neighbours. We have been (same house 19 years, several neighbours on either side over that time)
Up the road from us, we can only assume it is a halfway house or multiple occupancy as the noise and music from there has come out of nowhere, as I say we are about 80-100ft away ? but can hear every beat of their shit music...why is it always shite music!!! and the overly loud, stoned and or drunk voices.
I hate fuckers with no consideration for others and that is what we have here and with a lot of the posts in this thread.
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nickthegun 82,264 posts
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Registered 15 years agoA guy got a cockerel a few doors down from us a few years ago.
Just before it reached the point I was going to poison it, he got rid of it. Turns out pretty much every house on our street had been filing noise complaints almost daily and eventually the council threatened him with a noise abatement order.
So do that. -
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Registered 6 years ago@nickthegun a WHAT -
nickthegun 82,264 posts
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Registered 15 years agoA young, male chicken; a juvenile rooster.
This is now one of those Schrodingers posts where I wonder if im the only person whos uses that word.
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nickthegun 82,264 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI still cant say 'scones' out loud because I can never remember which is the posh way to pronounce it (I try to keep it real). -
Rum_Monkey 958 posts
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Registered 6 months agoIt's just cones with an s at the start so that's how I pronounce it.
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EMarkM 4,945 posts
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Registered 13 years agoRum_Monkey wrote:
Correct.
It's just cones with an s at the start so that's how I pronounce it.
Saying it like skons is just weird. -
billythekid 12,497 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIt's skon, ask the Queen, she'll tell you. -
EMarkM 4,945 posts
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Registered 13 years agobillythekid wrote:
Bugger the Queen.
It's skon, ask the Queen, she'll tell you. -
billythekid 12,497 posts
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Registered 15 years agoEMarkM wrote:
You're probably pronouncing that as burger I bet.
billythekid wrote:
Bugger the Queen.
It's skon, ask the Queen, she'll tell you. -
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nickthegun wrote:
I totally can't say/pronounce Saul correctly as in better call Saul. Much to the annoyance of my missus. I have to rhyme it in my head with Paul before uttering it. I say it as Sal or Sorl.
I still cant say 'scones' out loud because I can never remember which is the posh way to pronounce it (I try to keep it real).
See Mall, stupid fucking Yank word (I assume) my English mouth will not form the word correctly, I can live with that I want to say Mal
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