Following I wish to end my neighbours Page 78

  • Technoishmatt 1 Jun 2020 21:39:49 4,287 posts
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    Yeah, I stand with the old bat in that story.
  • challenge_hanukkah 1 Jun 2020 21:44:07 12,845 posts
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    Yeah, there'd be actual violence if any of the cunts I live next door to trespassed.
  • fontgeeksogood 1 Jun 2020 21:44:33 10,031 posts
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    I sprayed my neighbor (who was up a ladder doing something to his garage) with Snowfoam at the weekend. By accident to start with, but by the time I realised it was beyond the point of apology and so I finished cleaning the car and never mentioned it.

    It's great being the cunt neighbor
  • neilka 1 Jun 2020 21:53:50 23,415 posts
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    Is Snowfoam a competitor to Technogel?
  • mrpon 1 Jun 2020 21:57:11 36,286 posts
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    It's jizz.
  • JamboWayOh 1 Jun 2020 21:57:47 20,059 posts
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    CANADIAN jizz.
  • fontgeeksogood 1 Jun 2020 22:39:15 10,031 posts
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    It is all of these things
  • Saul_Iscariot 2 Jun 2020 01:19:35 3,745 posts
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    Tut, tut; followed by a harsh stare. Like the ones Paddington gives.
  • Load_2.0 6 Jun 2020 16:30:22 31,894 posts
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    My upstairs neighbour is learning the Bass. It used to be White Stripes now he has moved on to Rage Against the Machine so the last hour has been Killing In the Name Of, over and over and over again.

    I just don't understand people mentalities, I always think about whether my TV or music noise could be heard. The idea of thrashing a fucking bass guitar for ages in an apartment complex is just cuntish.
  • challenge_hanukkah 6 Jun 2020 16:42:33 12,845 posts
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    Is he big? Could you take him?
  • Load_2.0 6 Jun 2020 17:14:34 31,894 posts
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  • Load_2.0 6 Jun 2020 17:16:10 31,894 posts
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    As in sexually? I could probably mount him for a short period.
  • Lukus 6 Jun 2020 17:30:50 23,338 posts
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    My neighbour and I have formed some kind of truce recently. I fucking despised him from the point of him moving in above me as he would play music stupidly loud until 2am every weekend. It got to the point where I decided to write a really shaming note because the alternative was going up there impractically and unhelpfully angry, which I think would have just ended badly. Since then he's turned the music down but we've basically ignored each other in passing and clearly hated one another.

    Then the other day I put forward a bit of an olive branch by offering him a food parcel I didn't need and he's been all matey ever since.

    Feels much better not wanting to kill him every time I see him.

    Edited by Lukus at 17:31:57 06-06-2020
  • Lukus 6 Jun 2020 17:31:12 23,338 posts
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    Although the downside is now I have to make annoying small talk.
  • Psychotext 6 Jun 2020 17:46:20 67,198 posts
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    I've still not spoken to my new neighbours. Still not entirely comfortable introducing myself when we're supposed to be socially distant from everyone.

    Not really sure why.
  • Poorandugly 6 Jun 2020 18:56:19 631 posts
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    We've recently moved to a new built area and everybody seems to be best friends except us since we're socially distancing. Or we're just cunts and no one wants to hang out with us I guess.
  • tonyferrino 6 Jun 2020 22:17:32 343 posts
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    @Load_2.0 The White Stripes don't even have a bass player...what a bellend
  • Saul_Iscariot 6 Jun 2020 22:30:07 3,745 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    My upstairs neighbour is learning the Bass. It used to be White Stripes now he has moved on to Rage Against the Machine so the last hour has been Killing In the Name Of, over and over and over again.

    I just don't understand people mentalities, I always think about whether my TV or music noise could be heard. The idea of thrashing a fucking bass guitar for ages in an apartment complex is just cuntish.
    To play devil’s advocate in this one. Until you are told or shown how loud something is, you probably think that the sound level is fine. On a Saturday night, I used to play guitar hero or rock band. It was usually online with a few mates, so I was absorbed purely in that.

    We’d rotate roles so we could practise. But it soon became clear that Martyn was excellent on the drums, Alan was good in bass or guitar. Billy was good at the same. And despite my voice being shite, I could get a decent score on the vocals.

    So as the night went on we would fall into our roles. But as we were drinking, I would get louder the longer we played.

    One Saturday I was heading home with eight cans when I bumped into one of my neighbours. She asked if I was getting my juice in before my singing. I asked her, quite mortified, if the could hear me, and she said yes.

    The following day I asked my other neighbour if the heard me and they said yes, but had been too polite to complain. I abandoned the singing after that. We used to go on quite late, but never meant to annoy anyone.
  • Psychotext 6 Jun 2020 22:44:05 67,198 posts
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    Ha, I played that a lot, and I could also score really well despite sounding like a bag of drowning cats. Good memories.
  • JoeBlade 10 Jun 2020 13:43:12 5,109 posts
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    Interesting. The house next door with the highly irritating neighbours has just been boarded up (well, the front door and all windows on the ground floor have been)
    A week or so ago the lock on the front door had already been changed but I had noticed a dude leaving the house via the window after that so there was still at least one person in there and he probably didn't have a key.

    I reckon the people who "lived" there were actually squatters and they've been evicted. Considering the state the place is in the landlord is probably not allowed to put it up for rent anymore so boarding it up must've been the cheapest/easiest solution for now.

    Good news for me, back to peace and quiet. It does detract from the appeal of the neighbourhood quite a bit though, sadly. It's also infuriating how home owners are allowed to let potentially valuable property in a very good location deteriorate while so many are looking for a nice and affordable place to live.
  • challenge_hanukkah 19 Jun 2020 23:47:49 12,845 posts
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    The lovely man next door just sang at the wall "Manchester City Council, we love you! I dare you to report us! Get your fella round here, you fucking shitbag!"

    Charming people.
  • Garfy 29 Jul 2020 18:50:03 1,459 posts
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    Neighbours have been running a buzzsaw or some similar bollocks for over an hour
  • Jono62 29 Jul 2020 20:07:36 25,386 posts
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    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/stephenking/images/b/bc/The-running-man55.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/220/height/220?cb=20140420091406
  • tonyferrino 29 Jul 2020 21:36:10 343 posts
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    My bellend neighbours in lockdown, 10 pm on a Sunday. I work, they dont, obvs.


    Edited by tonyferrino at 21:36:54 29-07-2020
  • challenge_hanukkah 29 Jul 2020 21:39:43 12,845 posts
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    Nice cat
  • anephric 29 Jul 2020 21:46:34 4,207 posts
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    You can legitimately shoot marquees with an air rifle past 10pm, right? I'm sure that's a law.
  • anephric 11 Aug 2020 18:11:39 4,207 posts
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    I have some new neighbours and the woman of the pair, let's call her Shitfrau Von Thundercunt, laughs like a goose being suddenly and quite violently buggered. Or the Crypt Keeper exclaiming one single and very pronounced EHHHHH but then not following through with the rest of his sepulchral cackle.

    She is absolutely and singularly the most annoying person I've ever encountered. When she makes her noise© in the garden, which she does quite a lot, I involuntarily mimic it whatever I'm doing, I just can't help myself. It's like my brain can't comprehend that someone can make such a fucking annoying sound and not have been hit around the head repeatedly with a frying pan to make sure she can never make that sound again.
  • JoeBlade 11 Aug 2020 18:21:31 5,109 posts
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 11 Aug 2020 18:22:33 9,030 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    I have some new neighbours and the woman of the pair, let's call her Shitfrau Von Thundercunt, laughs like a goose being suddenly and quite violently buggered.
    You sure you're not living in The Sound of Music?
  • tonyferrino 11 Aug 2020 18:23:49 343 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah ha thanks. I had to give the vet an update on her breathing (she has a heart condition) and it was the most practical way to show her the video!

    Neighbours have now replaced the karaoke machine with a swimming pool, which is undoubtedly quieter. Takes away our water pressure for about 6 hours while they fill it, and now full of Liam Gallagher wannabes, but at least they're not amplified anymore.
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