Following I wish to end my neighbours Page 81

  • anephric 21 Sep 2020 21:57:46 4,858 posts
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    Yeah, apparently it's flytipping if they just chuck them back.

    Next time he does it I'll totally report because a) he's a petty cunt and b) I'm an even pettier cunt. He's already had a go at my missus over something totally, totally minor so I'm extremely happy to escalate a non-issue.

    To quote Rambo, fuck 'em.

    Edited by anephric at 21:58:36 21-09-2020
  • Rum_Monkey 21 Sep 2020 22:04:45 2,193 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    All your neighbours suck.
    If you haven't got a cunt neighbour you're the cunt neighbour.

    This is the way.
  • vDoll 29 Sep 2020 19:19:57 2,380 posts
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    I've got a middle-aged chap who likes to walk his little dog around my house. He hangs about outside, having a goo in the windows and generally creeps about like an absolute goober. Now, in all fairness, if he wants to catch sight of me in the buff, he has good taste and I applaud him.

    Problem is, he winds my already hyper-fecking reactive German Shepherd up no end, and loves it. Thinks it's great fun. I've tried explaining to him that he's making my life difficult hanging around my house and I worry that if the boy ever does get out and sees him and his little rat on a lead, it's going to be another of those 'big bad dangerous dog chomps poor little sweetheart doggie to death' stories for Facebook.

    Anyway, I told him nicely to jog on yet again, only to be met with "I can walk anywhere I want". Next night, the loon parks his car outside my house, starts coming and going from it. I ask him why he's decided to park at the end of a cul de sac he doesn't live on for the first time in the 18 months we've lived here and explain my missus is a terrible driver and can't get up the driveway he then runs away, comes back 2 minutes later to move it, while some other fecking boozed up goober starts screaming and shouting over the back about coming to "kick my cunt in".

    Now my missus has convinced herself he's a peeper and I've had to buy CCTV to quiet her down! What the fuck is wrong with people?!

    Quiet a nice, middle-class, middle-aged population around here, and I thought *I* was the one bringing the street down, being the big bastard with the tattoos and the beard and the 'nasty' dog.

    Anyway, just venting. No-one has appeared to do my vagina in yet.

    3/10, disappointed.
  • Load_2.0 30 Sep 2020 00:34:51 32,641 posts
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    vDoll wrote:
    He hangs about outside, having a goo in the windows
    No wonder the wife is upset.
  • anephric 30 Sep 2020 01:06:15 4,858 posts
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    Have you tried white vinegar? Mrs Hinch says it works wonders on old man spaff.
  • mrpon 30 Sep 2020 09:06:35 36,885 posts
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    What an absolute goober.
  • JoeBlade 30 Sep 2020 20:30:45 5,865 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    What an absolute goober.
    Goober, the new flavour sensation by Absolut.
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 09:26:42 6,001 posts
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    Motherfucker.

    New next door neighbours, they go to work at 4 - 7 AM and their dog barks non-stop until they get home.

    They're aware of the issue but don't know how to fix it. In fairness I've had an anxious dog before and it is really hard to train behaviour when you're not there.

    They're perfectly nice, quiet neighbours otherwise so I don't even know what the appropriate level of frustration is. To be honest I think we're the noisier neighbours otherwise.

    Any thoughts?
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Feb 2021 09:30:03 13,766 posts
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    If they're aware of the issue, but it's still ongoing call the council.

    Nice or not, their dog is continually disturbing your peace.

    Are you working from home?
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 09:36:42 6,001 posts
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    Yep. Losing my mind.

    I keep having fantasies about complaining to the authorities but I'm worried they'll know it's us. We're kind of a lone semi-detached house so it would be ideal if we didn't have to fall out over it. I get the impression the dog is a dickhead in general that causes arguments within the household so this would touch a nerve.
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Feb 2021 09:43:24 13,766 posts
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    Call the council, dude. It sounds like it's really affecting you.

    Who gives a fuck if it causes them bother? They know the dog's pissing the neighbours off and doing nothing about it. Fuck 'em.
  • BreadBinLidHero 8 Feb 2021 09:46:38 10,397 posts
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    Yeah, call the council. Barking dogs can get to fuck.
  • BigOrkWaaagh 8 Feb 2021 09:58:47 10,233 posts
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    Post them a nice big bar of bourneville for being such lovely neighbours.
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 10:14:59 6,001 posts
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    Yeah fair enough.

    I will leave it as long as I can stand it because just the new house could be freaking the dog out when he's alone I guess. But yeah I'll take that step when I need to

    EDIT: The council I mean, not the bourneville

    Edited by Psiloc at 10:15:32 08-02-2021
  • DaM 8 Feb 2021 10:41:04 17,628 posts
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    BigOrkWaaagh wrote:
    Post them a nice big bar of bourneville for being such lovely neighbours.
    Fruit and nut would work better.
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Feb 2021 11:05:45 13,766 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    Yeah fair enough.

    I will leave it as long as I can stand it because just the new house could be freaking the dog out when he's alone I guess. But yeah I'll take that step when I need to

    EDIT: The council I mean, not the bourneville
    How new is this dog to the house?
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 11:41:25 6,001 posts
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    They moved in just before Xmas, but I think they've only really started going back to work this past week or so which is what's setting it off
  • mrpon 8 Feb 2021 11:50:44 36,885 posts
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    I'd start a spreadsheet, complete with audio evidence.
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 11:51:41 6,001 posts
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    They're at the door with my wife
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 11:52:30 6,001 posts
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    I'm watching them on the Ring doorbell...
  • mrpon 8 Feb 2021 11:53:27 36,885 posts
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    Juicy!!!
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 11:54:02 6,001 posts
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    Plot twist: neighbour is a babe
  • sport 8 Feb 2021 11:57:56 16,679 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    Plot twist: neighbour is a babe
    Doorbell IP address plz!
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 11:58:47 6,001 posts
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    Someone has pushed a passive aggressive note through her door
  • Nexus_6 8 Feb 2021 11:59:13 5,746 posts
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    Cock?
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 12:00:05 6,001 posts
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    I can barely hear them in the wind but sounds like friendly tones. My mind has gone straight to "threesome?"
  • mrpon 8 Feb 2021 12:00:27 36,885 posts
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    Stroking the dog through the letterbox.
  • sport 8 Feb 2021 12:01:01 16,679 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    Someone has pushed a passive aggressive note through her door
    This is perfect. Now when you complain to the council and get the dog removed they won't suspect you \o/
  • Psiloc 8 Feb 2021 12:01:17 6,001 posts
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    My dog has taken this opportunity to bark his head off...
  • mrpon 8 Feb 2021 12:02:43 36,885 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    Plot twist: neighbour is a babe
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    All your neighbours suck.
    ;)
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