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Yeah, apparently it's flytipping if they just chuck them back. Next time he does it I'll totally report because a) he's a petty cunt and b) I'm an even pettier cunt. He's already had a go at my missus over something totally, totally minor so I'm extremely happy to escalate a non-issue. To quote Rambo, fuck 'em. Edited by anephric at 21:58:36 21-09-2020 |
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anephric 4,858 posts
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Rum_Monkey 2,193 posts
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Registered 1 year agoLoad_2.0 wrote:
If you haven't got a cunt neighbour you're the cunt neighbour.
All your neighbours suck.
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vDoll 2,380 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI've got a middle-aged chap who likes to walk his little dog around my house. He hangs about outside, having a goo in the windows and generally creeps about like an absolute goober. Now, in all fairness, if he wants to catch sight of me in the buff, he has good taste and I applaud him.
Problem is, he winds my already hyper-fecking reactive German Shepherd up no end, and loves it. Thinks it's great fun. I've tried explaining to him that he's making my life difficult hanging around my house and I worry that if the boy ever does get out and sees him and his little rat on a lead, it's going to be another of those 'big bad dangerous dog chomps poor little sweetheart doggie to death' stories for Facebook.
Anyway, I told him nicely to jog on yet again, only to be met with "I can walk anywhere I want". Next night, the loon parks his car outside my house, starts coming and going from it. I ask him why he's decided to park at the end of a cul de sac he doesn't live on for the first time in the 18 months we've lived here and explain my missus is a terrible driver and can't get up the driveway he then runs away, comes back 2 minutes later to move it, while some other fecking boozed up goober starts screaming and shouting over the back about coming to "kick my cunt in".
Now my missus has convinced herself he's a peeper and I've had to buy CCTV to quiet her down! What the fuck is wrong with people?!
Quiet a nice, middle-class, middle-aged population around here, and I thought *I* was the one bringing the street down, being the big bastard with the tattoos and the beard and the 'nasty' dog.
Anyway, just venting. No-one has appeared to do my vagina in yet.
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Load_2.0 32,641 posts
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Registered 18 years agovDoll wrote:
No wonder the wife is upset.
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anephric 4,858 posts
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mrpon 36,885 posts
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JoeBlade 5,865 posts
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Registered 18 years agomrpon wrote:
Goober, the new flavour sensation by Absolut.
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Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Registered 13 years agoMotherfucker.
New next door neighbours, they go to work at 4 - 7 AM and their dog barks non-stop until they get home.
They're aware of the issue but don't know how to fix it. In fairness I've had an anxious dog before and it is really hard to train behaviour when you're not there.
They're perfectly nice, quiet neighbours otherwise so I don't even know what the appropriate level of frustration is. To be honest I think we're the noisier neighbours otherwise.
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challenge_hanukkah 13,766 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIf they're aware of the issue, but it's still ongoing call the council.
Nice or not, their dog is continually disturbing your peace.
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Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Registered 13 years agoYep. Losing my mind.
I keep having fantasies about complaining to the authorities but I'm worried they'll know it's us. We're kind of a lone semi-detached house so it would be ideal if we didn't have to fall out over it. I get the impression the dog is a dickhead in general that causes arguments within the household so this would touch a nerve. -
challenge_hanukkah 13,766 posts
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Registered 7 years agoCall the council, dude. It sounds like it's really affecting you.
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BreadBinLidHero 10,397 posts
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Registered 11 years agoYeah, call the council. Barking dogs can get to fuck. -
BigOrkWaaagh 10,233 posts
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Registered 13 years agoPost them a nice big bar of bourneville for being such lovely neighbours. -
Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Registered 13 years agoYeah fair enough.
I will leave it as long as I can stand it because just the new house could be freaking the dog out when he's alone I guess. But yeah I'll take that step when I need to
EDIT: The council I mean, not the bourneville
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DaM 17,628 posts
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Registered 19 years agoBigOrkWaaagh wrote:
Fruit and nut would work better.
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challenge_hanukkah 13,766 posts
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Registered 7 years agoPsiloc wrote:
How new is this dog to the house?
Yeah fair enough.
I will leave it as long as I can stand it because just the new house could be freaking the dog out when he's alone I guess. But yeah I'll take that step when I need to
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Registered 13 years agoThey moved in just before Xmas, but I think they've only really started going back to work this past week or so which is what's setting it off -
mrpon 36,885 posts
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Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI'm watching them on the Ring doorbell... -
mrpon 36,885 posts
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Registered 14 years agoJuicy!!! -
Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Registered 13 years agoPlot twist: neighbour is a babe -
sport 16,679 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPsiloc wrote:
Doorbell IP address plz!
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Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Registered 13 years agoSomeone has pushed a passive aggressive note through her door -
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Registered 17 years agoCock? -
Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI can barely hear them in the wind but sounds like friendly tones. My mind has gone straight to "threesome?" -
mrpon 36,885 posts
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Registered 14 years agoStroking the dog through the letterbox. -
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Registered 15 years agoPsiloc wrote:
This is perfect. Now when you complain to the council and get the dog removed they won't suspect you \o/
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Psiloc 6,001 posts
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Psiloc wrote:
Plot twist: neighbour is a babeLoad_2.0 wrote:
All your neighbours suck.
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