Following I wish to end my neighbours Page 90

  • Dougs 10 Apr 2021 22:56:20 100,414 posts
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    ThrowingTuba wrote:
    @Dougs That’s happening here today. Lovely young couple but one of their Dads is obviously the pyromaniac cunt. He’s chucking armfuls on with visible glee and a manic glint in his eye. Patio and conservatory roof is covered in ash and house pretty smokey. I finally snapped and asked when they’d be finishing and they looked mortified to the point I ended up apologising for complaining. FFS.
    I don't mind people doing it after 6pm or so, crack on. But middle of the day is just inconsiderate. Def don't apologise.
  • the_milkybar_kid 11 Apr 2021 15:23:17 8,474 posts
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    I don't know, I'd say that's just as bad? Depends what the weather's like I guess. Wouldn't like the thought of coming home after a long day with the intention of sitting outside and getting covered in. That shite.

    We moved to our cul de sac in 2018. Really pleasant place, lovely neighbours. Bloke opposite was a bit distant, nothing to moan about. Is house is like ours but he's extended it to every fucking inch of land he could get away with, so it's got a monserous extension and a sort of granny annex that faces our house, it used to be a massive garage.

    A new family moved into it sometime into 2019. Wierd people. Very little / no conversation in them. Blokes a bit of a scruffy cunt, bit on the chavvy side. His Mrs is a great big fat thing +, the only person I've seen in real life wear a Pepsi T-shirt. We were all having a street party last year (distanced etc) for VE day. They came shuffling round the corner, couple of people asked them if they wanted to pull up a chair and have some food / beers with us, which they declined - again well within their right. But given how we'll everyone seems to get on, would have thought they'd make a slight bit of effort with the lure of free food.

    They've got 3 kids I think. She doesnt work but might sell stuff online. Has deliveries every single day. They've got 3 cars between 2 of them, one of which is left of the road that they've adopted as their drive-somewhat encroaching on their immediate neighbours drive. Just really not very self aware people.

    They've always got some sort of shit at the front of their house, be it some sort of furniture, debris, a skip, anything. They seemingly got their shit together after converting the garage to a massive play room (I'm assuming) but left a fuck load of cardboard boxes on the front. I left it a few days but as it started trailing I to the road and towards ours, I ended up dumping it all by their front door before setting off to work at half 5 one morning. They haven't been arsed putting it in the bin yet despite it being the recycling week. Feel sorry for the couple next door to them. They're really polite folks but not the type to go looking for confrontation. I think the bloke may have had words and not spoken since. Just strange behaviour. I get not being forthcoming and minding your own business, but stop being scruffy cunts, yeah?

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 15:33:51 11-04-2021
  • BigOrkWaaagh 11 Apr 2021 15:37:32 10,554 posts
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    A street party for VE day sounds the absolute worst as far as I'm concerned and I would politely decline too. Especially if my neighbours thought of me as a scruffy cunt/chav with a big fat wife.
  • Armoured_Bear 11 Apr 2021 15:45:17 31,233 posts
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    @the_milkybar_kid
    You lost me at VE Day Street Party.
  • the_milkybar_kid 11 Apr 2021 15:49:37 8,474 posts
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    Most the people on the street are of that age where they're quite endeered to that sort of thing and hasn't seen anyone outside their houses at that point. Its alright sneering at the thought of it on a message board but I thought it was quite sweet.

    Ive made plenty of attempts to make conversation but they're clearly not interested, especially the woman. Have no qualms at my perception of them.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 15:51:49 11-04-2021
  • JamboWayOh 11 Apr 2021 15:50:56 25,236 posts
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    Whenever I see the words 'sneering' I always think of a headline from The Sun or The Mail.
  • sport 11 Apr 2021 15:50:59 17,064 posts
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    Any excuse to get the bunting out.
  • Rum_Monkey 11 Apr 2021 15:53:13 3,488 posts
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    Plot twist, milkybar kid is the cunt neighbour.
  • the_milkybar_kid 11 Apr 2021 15:59:22 8,474 posts
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    ..mmm no. I've always been massively conscience about anything that might affect neighbours. I even took my St George's flag down.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 15:59:30 11-04-2021
  • anephric 11 Apr 2021 16:05:13 5,274 posts
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    I avoided the VE day party as the cunt next door who is forever flying flags organised it, and I'm sure I'm the street's lefty commie prick as I couldn't get a hard-on about maniacally waving a tiny Union Jack flag and saluting a picture of Winston Churchill with my cock.

    Edited by anephric at 16:05:25 11-04-2021
  • anephric 11 Apr 2021 16:09:07 5,274 posts
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    One of my exes was into all that sort of thing, and going to WWII re-enactment fayres blah blah blah and now she (well, she was when I got invited to catch-up on FB with all sorts of people I used to know and then instantly regretted it) posts Britain First stuff.
  • Rum_Monkey 11 Apr 2021 16:10:47 3,488 posts
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    That's milkybar kids wife you're talking about.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Apr 2021 16:11:10 14,394 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    Plot twist, milkybar kid is the cunt neighbour.
    This.
  • PierrePressure 11 Apr 2021 16:15:31 1,478 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    ..mmm no. I've always been massively conscience about anything that might affect neighbours. I even took my St George's flag down.

    He's got a St. George's flag, burn him!
  • ThrowingTuba 11 Apr 2021 16:28:28 282 posts
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    Our old street in London used to have an annual street party, not linked to anything in particular, just a BBQ and drinks. We used to dread the idea of it but it was always quite good fun really. It’s a shame that VE Day is something that a lot of us find awkward / inappropriate (myself included) as it really is something that should be marked and celebrated.
  • the_milkybar_kid 11 Apr 2021 16:39:19 8,474 posts
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    PierrePressure wrote:
    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    ..mmm no. I've always been massively conscience about anything that might affect neighbours. I even took my St George's flag down.

    He's got a St. George's flag, burn him!
    Was hoping that joke landed.
  • filippoganna 11 Apr 2021 18:26:00 119 posts
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    Your neighbours don't need to speak to you afaik. They just live in a house near you. As long as they're not being obnoxious (loud music, burning stuff), flouting the law (erecting fences/structures outwith permitted development), etc what's the problem?

    Edited by filippoganna at 18:26:53 11-04-2021
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Apr 2021 19:11:20 14,394 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    PierrePressure wrote:
    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    ..mmm no. I've always been massively conscience about anything that might affect neighbours. I even took my St George's flag down.

    He's got a St. George's flag, burn him!
    Was hoping that joke landed.
    You're the guy who went to an EDL march once because "something has to be done!" yeah?

    Forgive people for not knowing if you're joking or not.
  • JamboWayOh 11 Apr 2021 19:14:34 25,236 posts
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    Really???
  • Rum_Monkey 11 Apr 2021 19:15:14 3,488 posts
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    Jambo loves a revelation.
  • the_milkybar_kid 11 Apr 2021 21:18:53 8,474 posts
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    Fucking hell, nothing like a bit of sensationalism. No, I didn't go. Yes, I was incredibly upset as it was directly after the Manchester bombing. Having just become a Father and knowing a bloke who's daughter was a few seconds from being sprayed all over the street, safe to say it affected my judgement a bit.

    Nice to know that people try to keep score, some 6 years after the fact.
  • Rum_Monkey 11 Apr 2021 21:31:55 3,488 posts
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    Your Liam Peeson moment.
  • anephric 11 Apr 2021 22:11:31 5,274 posts
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    But I only stuck my head around the door of that beer hall in Munich.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 11 Apr 2021 22:26:05 33,974 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    I don't know, I'd say that's just as bad? Depends what the weather's like I guess. Wouldn't like the thought of coming home after a long day with the intention of sitting outside and getting covered in. That shite.

    We moved to our cul de sac in 2018. Really pleasant place, lovely neighbours. Bloke opposite was a bit distant, nothing to moan about. Is house is like ours but he's extended it to every fucking inch of land he could get away with, so it's got a monserous extension and a sort of granny annex that faces our house, it used to be a massive garage.

    A new family moved into it sometime into 2019. Wierd people. Very little / no conversation in them. Blokes a bit of a scruffy cunt, bit on the chavvy side. His Mrs is a great big fat thing +, the only person I've seen in real life wear a Pepsi T-shirt. We were all having a street party last year (distanced etc) for VE day. They came shuffling round the corner, couple of people asked them if they wanted to pull up a chair and have some food / beers with us, which they declined - again well within their right. But given how we'll everyone seems to get on, would have thought they'd make a slight bit of effort with the lure of free food.

    They've got 3 kids I think. She doesnt work but might sell stuff online. Has deliveries every single day. They've got 3 cars between 2 of them, one of which is left of the road that they've adopted as their drive-somewhat encroaching on their immediate neighbours drive. Just really not very self aware people.

    They've always got some sort of shit at the front of their house, be it some sort of furniture, debris, a skip, anything. They seemingly got their shit together after converting the garage to a massive play room (I'm assuming) but left a fuck load of cardboard boxes on the front. I left it a few days but as it started trailing I to the road and towards ours, I ended up dumping it all by their front door before setting off to work at half 5 one morning. They haven't been arsed putting it in the bin yet despite it being the recycling week. Feel sorry for the couple next door to them. They're really polite folks but not the type to go looking for confrontation. I think the bloke may have had words and not spoken since. Just strange behaviour. I get not being forthcoming and minding your own business, but stop being scruffy cunts, yeah?
    I think that might be the most middle class thing I've ever read.
  • dfunked09 11 Apr 2021 22:38:19 2,406 posts
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    As someone who has just moved into a fairly middle-aged (and up!) street, I'm really dreading what kind of shit they get up to for things like VE day... They had socially distanced street bingo a couple of weeks ago. Fucking bingo!
  • the_milkybar_kid 11 Apr 2021 22:40:06 8,474 posts
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    We are in the 'burbs, but we're in Stoke- as working class as you're likely to get. Doesn't come close to some of the comments on here over the years.
  • BreadBinLidHero 11 Apr 2021 23:36:56 10,801 posts
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    Having a VE party is deliciously ironic considering we're on the brink of Europe giving us a post-Brexit politco-economic fucking.

    And vaccines are a red herring, although Little Englanders will bang on about them for eternity. The negative impact of Brexit will still be with us long after COVID.

    Also fuck VE Day parties. Britain's fetishisation of the Second World War has been toxic for a long, long time. It's like we've got cultural brain damage.
  • the_milkybar_kid 11 Apr 2021 23:40:58 8,474 posts
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    Not quite as toxic as this forum has gotten, it seems. What a miserable bunch of old fucks you've become.
  • Rum_Monkey 11 Apr 2021 23:41:46 3,488 posts
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    Your Kevin Keegan moment.
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2021 06:36:13 14,394 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    Not quite as toxic as this forum has gotten, it seems. What a miserable bunch of old fucks you've become.
    You were annoyed at people for not wanting to take part in your flag shagging, wearing the wrong clothes, daring to have things delivered to their house and something about cardboard.

    Yes, we're the miserable ones.
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