iPod Engraving • Non-Gaming • Apple, Mac, and iPod • Eurogamer.net

oneiros 5 Aug 2004 14:32:57 1,877 posts
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No explanations required, just the text you have (or would have) engraved on the back of your Apple iPod - I'm trying to decide what to have put on mine...

Current favourite: "So long, and thanks for all the fish..."

ssuellid 5 Aug 2004 14:34:44 19,142 posts
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'property of xxxx, fuck off and buy your own'

'This is not a user replacable battery cover'

'WTFs the point in having an engraved iPod?'

markypants 5 Aug 2004 14:36:07 2,860 posts
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It's on a refective surface... so "You're going to live with that face the rest of your life"

Someting like that. Or maybe if like you said they try to refurbish the pods. I'd ruin it so nobody would ever get mine... "Cunty Cunty Fuck Bags"

or hey how about "That'll Do Pig. That'l Do"?

terminalterror 5 Aug 2004 14:46:17 18,932 posts
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I love the main one on the site:

"If you find this unattended, avenge my death."

What about:

"Warning: Product obselete within 6 months of purchase"
"Warning: iPod may be hot after heating"
"Other side up"
"Mug Magnet"
"Warning: Persons reflected in iPod may appear Ł300 poorer"
"Warning: User of this product may become Apple fanboy"
"Warning: Use of this product may lead to desire to own Powerbook"

Shivoa 5 Aug 2004 14:58:02 6,314 posts
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'miniDock 1 Variant 0'

oneiros 5 Aug 2004 15:35:00 1,877 posts
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Another H2G2 one: "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

Lutz 5 Aug 2004 15:36:53 48,870 posts
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oneiros wrote:
Another H2G2 one: "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

54.

/doesn't get it

oneiros 5 Aug 2004 16:42:02 1,877 posts
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6 x 9 != 42

It's proof that the Golgafrinchams mucked up the Earth's program (to find the Ultimate Question) long before the Vogons came along and demolished it to make way for a hyperspacial bypass...

/tumbleweed

RubyRed 5 Aug 2004 16:53:04 4,303 posts
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How about "I may be a honky but I'm hung like a donkey"?

Edited by RubyRed at 15:53:17 05-08-2004

Monsta 5 Aug 2004 18:33:51 1,276 posts
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h2g2 again

"we apologise for the incovenience"

or

"mini ipods, like buses, you wait 6 months for one and then they're everywhere"

ok that doesn't work

back to the drawing board

Edited by Monsta at 17:35:06 05-08-2004