The Random Musings Thread Page 1196

  • Kosmoz 16 Aug 2011 13:42:54 8,184 posts
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    Bread?
  • Blaketown 16 Aug 2011 13:44:50 5,658 posts
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    Bread is bad for birds
    Link answers my question about what to feed them though.
  • glaeken 16 Aug 2011 13:48:05 12,070 posts
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    Do you have an air rifle? It sounds like they cannot escape and duck is lovely. Duckling even more so.
  • _Price_ 16 Aug 2011 13:49:06 3,072 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    Do you have an air rifle? It sounds like they cannot escape and duck is lovely. Duckling even more so.

    Water fowl thing to say.
  • billythekid 16 Aug 2011 13:49:13 12,595 posts
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    Would a duck eat goosefat?
  • glaeken 16 Aug 2011 13:52:09 12,070 posts
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    I believe they will eat cat food. No idea where I got that belief from though.
  • L_Franko Moderator 16 Aug 2011 13:56:03 9,695 posts
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    Duck Hunt!
  • Jeepers 16 Aug 2011 14:04:34 16,616 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Would a duck eat goosefat?

    My seagulls eat chicken. I'm training them to be cannibals.
  • TechnoHippy 16 Aug 2011 14:14:29 19,245 posts
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    I've seen a rabbit eat a sausge.
  • L_Franko Moderator 16 Aug 2011 14:21:10 9,695 posts
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    So has Hugh Hefner.
  • speedofthepuma 16 Aug 2011 15:26:06 13,428 posts
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    Thanks Deckard1. It is good and new to me.
  • MightyMetalMonkey 16 Aug 2011 16:00:51 600 posts
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    Blaketown wrote:
    Just noticed a family of ducks in the garden of the office below ours.

    The tenants of the office left last week so there is nobody down there or any way for us to get down there.

    There is no way in or out for them.

    Can the mother carry the chicks over the wall?

    Maybe we should drop down food. What do ducks eat?

    bi-carbonate of soda
  • Deleted user 16 August 2011 16:02:34
    beefburgers
  • spamdangled 16 Aug 2011 18:29:24 31,803 posts
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    I'll just leave this here....
  • Deleted user 16 August 2011 18:31:47
    Is aspergers the disability or was it something else you're afflicted with?
  • spamdangled 16 Aug 2011 18:34:09 31,803 posts
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    It's the Asperger's.

    Original press release here.

    It looks like regional BBC tv news are going to pick it up, as will radio. Some National papers have asked for more information.
  • mal 16 Aug 2011 19:33:08 29,326 posts
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    Beers on dm at the expo then!
  • Deleted user 16 August 2011 19:35:09
    25k for being a dick. I can be a dick too.

    ^see^
  • spamdangled 16 Aug 2011 19:47:32 31,803 posts
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    Lol I love you too :D
  • Deleted user 16 August 2011 19:51:54
    Ok, for £25k, what are the symptoms.

    /dials doctor
  • nickthegun 16 Aug 2011 20:36:37 87,711 posts
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    I find that offensive, quite frankly. You are a cancerous parasite, draining the resources out of an already overstretched health service.

    You shouldnt be proud of yourself, you should be fucking ashamed and donate the money to charity.
  • Dirtbox 16 Aug 2011 20:40:44 92,595 posts
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  • Deleted user 16 August 2011 20:40:46
    FluffyTucker wrote:
    You still going to the Expo then dark? Just saying. We've seen your photo.

    I might attend to hear the term "Rush Him" for the first time since school.
  • Deleted user 16 August 2011 20:44:25
    25 grand for being a socially awkward dick?

    Aspergers isn't real.
  • Deleted user 16 August 2011 20:44:37
    Yeah, you would just give him a sly dig once he is down and out.
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