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Android App and Game Review Thread
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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you can name them just before you ship them. it says rename or ship, iirc. I think half the fun of this game is amusing my puerile side w/silly videogame names. wish I could take credit for this one
of sexy golf 2, the critics remarked "cash-in straight-to-DS shovelware sequel" -
anyway, walt sidney is on-board for my new IP ('anus landlord') so things are looking up -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agocozeny wrote:
:'D OMG! Sim 9-11, the review comments are remarkable
you can name them just before you ship them. it says rename or ship, iirc. I think half the fun of this game is amusing my puerile side w/silly videogame names. wish I could take credit for this one
of sexy golf 2, the critics remarked "cash-in straight-to-DS shovelware sequel" -
Trowel 24,512 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHeh, 37/40 for my Online Mini Skirt Sim .gif)
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoTrowel wrote:
Awesome! Just got 40/40 For "Cunthunter One" my Date Racing game
Heh, 37/40 for my Online Mini Skirt Sim
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoAnyone seen the new Android Market?
http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/11/android-market-update-streamlines-content-nukes-tabs-dismantle/
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terminalterror 18,932 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRazz wrote:
Anyone seen the new Android Market?
http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/11/android-market-update-streamlines-content-nukes-tabs-dismantle/
Looks sexeh
From a consumer perspective, moving from a 24 hour return window to a 15 minute one is a pretty drastic and negative step.
I assume they did it on behalf of developers, particularly those making quick and cheap games (cheapskates buying the game, completing it in 24 hours and returning it for a refund).
Presumably they are trying to push developers towards a "lite" ad-supported model, and a paid for premium app without the adverts. -
mikew1985 15,598 posts
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Registered 14 years agoUgggh, just spent all night playing game dev story. You'll be pleased to hear that my fantasy RPG Elder Trolls 3 was a huge hit and won an award for "best sound".
I have since blown all my money on fruitless recruitment drives and a terribly ill conceived Romance RPG titled "Bum Raider"
Things aren't looking good :/ -
Load_2.0 33,583 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHeh Game dev sounds awesome!
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mikew1985 15,598 posts
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Registered 14 years agoDon't download it.
I could not stop playing last night. It's scarily compulsive.
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mikew1985 15,598 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI think it might be time to revive my early career success and recoup some revenue with a new iteration of the action samurai series Samurai Gaidan or the the portable Samurai Gaidan Nexus... decisions.
I think Game Kid is the way to go, lookout for Samurai G Nexus 3 in stores Q4 of year 8! -
myiagros 1,503 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI too have spent literally all night playing Game Dev Story. I've won best sound a few times and best graphics once, but the critics aren't being impressed.
Like mikew1985 said developing for the Game Kid seems to be they way to go. -
Jazzy_Geoff 8,068 posts
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Registered 12 years agoHell Killer 1 & 2 nor performing well 
However I have high hopes for Hell Killer 3: Satan Smasher -
really think sexy golf 3 (feat. lake balls) will sell well this xmas -
mikew1985 15,598 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMy Golf simulation Series is Tbag Wood, reached #2 in the charts and selling well.
I'm getting far too much enjoyment from these childish names... :/
I really wish you could use more than 14 characters for the Games. for example Samurai Gaidan Nexus has to be shortened to SG Nexus. It's the only improvement needed!
Edit: I also scored three 7's and a 6, my highest ranking game yet. -
figgis 7,721 posts
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Registered 16 years ago'Tis fucking crack cocaine.
Just got my first number 1 smash 2.4 million love my pirate puzzle game. -
mikew1985 15,598 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMe too
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figgis 7,721 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNew offices here I come. How do you get a hardware engineer? -
mikew1985 15,598 posts
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Registered 14 years agoNot sure, I'm still in a shitty 8 man office.
Just hired an unbelieveable producer though. He designed the entirity of my last game except for Sound and it was record breaking all over the shop.
I'm actually slightly concerned at how much this game is making me play it... I'm supposed to be working -
JohnnyWashnGo 1,544 posts
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Registered 17 years agoJust downloaded rocket bunnies and am loving it... similar in some respects to angry birds, with the level structure and 3 star awards, but completely different game mechanic. -
LFMartins 5,704 posts
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Registered 16 years agoGDS should be illegal, I played it in bed until 5 in the morning last night and I already put 3 more hours today.
Managed to get several top sound and design awards and numeral number 1 sales rank with my 3 big franchises :
- the RoboBang franchise with titles like Future Bangs, Bangs Hangs and RoboBanging
- the Ninjones franchise with Final Ninja, Dark Ninjas and Ninjones 2
- and my big pirate series Cyrus Pirus, Pirus Duos and NetBuccaneers -
mikew1985 15,598 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI love reading about the game and what other people are naming their games
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI'm really proud of my new company, Dream Catcher, we've amassed a 2.5 billion dollar company in just 19 years. Our top of the range console, Makeucum, has a 30% market share and we have nearly 10,000 fans. Our top game, Thundercunts V, sold a record breaking 62 Million copies. Followed closely by Fat Slappers 2 at 51 Million, a Sumo Motion game.
Word of advise, don't spend time early on leveling up and training staff too much, the moment you can look and afford to search worldwide for beter staff do it and replace the people you have.
Also, SAVE BEFORE YOU MAKE EVERY GAME. This way you can avoid blackouts and equipment errors by starting the game a week later. I had to cancel developement of an important sequel (Ace Cunts 2 - Dating Card Game) early on because of a blackout :/ -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Kilters 658 posts
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Registered 18 years agoNew Google Maps for Android is fantastic:
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Game Dev is fucking awesome. Lost the whole of sunday to it. Luckily the public got the frankly awesome (and 25 million seller) Stranglewank 2 in return, so I fell like I gave something back.
It's a Love RGP, by the way. Place your pre-orders for the next one to ensure you get the bonus dlc. -
Anyone else find that Dexter McPhee is a bit of lazy shite?
I find he's best as a Graphics Designer, but he doesn't always deliver. always a bit hit and miss.
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