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A psychopath reviews Star Wars: Phantom Menace
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This review could be applied to nearly every mainstream blockbuster these days too .gif)
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Skorms-Boss 343 posts
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Registered 12 years agomrpon wrote:
Skorms-Boss wrote:
As long as it's the Leia boobs one, that's fine.
MrED209 wrote:
but I genuinely think they are cracking good films.
is it too geeky to admit I have a star wars tattoo?
/runs and hides
I'm FEMALE!
how would a tattoo of leia's boob's look good on me? -
jellyhead 24,355 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHow could it not? It's like boobs^2, how can that be bad? -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWorth checking out this guy's YouTube channel, he's done some funny reviews of the Star Trek movies in the same style. -
Stormflood 2,262 posts
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Registered 16 years agoBest thing I've watched for a long time. -
RetardStrong 3,229 posts
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Registered 13 years ago'Careful Ani!'
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There's a reason for that. You should carry on watching. -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
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Registered 17 years agoecureuil wrote:
voice is just horrible
That's part of what makes it so funny. -
Dirtbox wrote:
(o/
Hey, this is the thing I posted a few days ago. -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
Seen 6 years ago
Registered 17 years agoecureuil wrote:
I felt he was doing it deliberately, he was also deliberately pronouncing words wrong.
Uh...hate to state the obvious, but that's the joke. -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
Seen 6 years ago
Registered 17 years agoecureuil wrote:
Yes, I know. Which is why I said "deliberately"
Ok. You said 'felt he was doing it deliberately', suggests you didn't know he was doing it as a joke. -
zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 17 years agoJust watched all 7 videos.
Just absolutely BRILLIANT! Best/funniest thing I've watched in a while. -
meggsy 1,627 posts
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Registered 17 years agozErOb_cOOl wrote:
Just watched all 7 videos.
Just absolutely BRILLIANT! Best/funniest thing I've watched in a while.
This.
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Stormflood 2,262 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI disagree that it was Lucas' omnipotence that failed the trilogy. To me it seems typical of design by committee. No one opposed him, because they had created the shit he was signing off. -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThe look on their faces after the private screening is something special. Even Lucas realises he just squeezed out a giant, nonsensical turd. -
zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI don't think anything that was physically created was particularly shit, such as costumes, CGI, settings, vehicles.
I think it was more just the way everything was structured in terms of the story and characters, which was ultimately up to Lucas. That's my take anyway.
Lucas' omnipotence was only suggested at the end anyway (OK, massively suggested), but anything people discuss will be pure speculation anyway. -
Dynamize 1,672 posts
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Registered 19 years agoLove this and his Star Trek ones. Pizza rolls, pizza rolls. -
Stormflood wrote:
Yes, sure, each individual space ship or monster or character or vehicle or architectural design was done by other people and signed off by him, but it's blatantly obvious even without this particular review that the 3 new films themselves, particularly the meandering nonsensical script and the distinct lack of a decent plot, any depth or plausible progression to the characters, all that stuff that a director would imbue the film with, that's all completely and utterly down to him and the fact that nobody would ever say "That's probably not a great idea, George."
I disagree that it was Lucas' omnipotence that failed the trilogy. To me it seems typical of design by committee. No one opposed him, because they had created the shit he was signing off. -
MetalDog 24,076 posts
Seen 3 years ago
Registered 20 years agoAnyone got a link to that brainstorming session between Spielberg and Lucas on Indiana Jones? Lucas very clearly needs a peer there to say, 'No, no, that would be shit. How about..?" -
iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
Seen 9 years ago
Registered 13 years agoIf you were a kid watching the new movies, who would you actually WANT to be?
Think about it - when you played Star Wars as a kid, everybody argued about who got to be Han Solo. He was cool and roguish and dodgy. If you couldn't be him, you'd be Luke, because you got to use Force Powers, wield a light saber and snog your sister. And if all else failed, even Chewbacca was good, as he was big and strong and fighty.
Cut to The Phantom Menace and kids get to be the stupid, pig-headed old man with a beard, the whining German tourist-haired Jedi-in-training who complains a lot, a stupid bumbling kid, a stupid bumbling alien with big ears or the Chancellor.
"I will entreat the committee to impose stricter guidelines upon you and set-up an investigatory quango if you come any closer!" -
Khanivor 44,800 posts
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Registered 20 years agoAnd yet kids love the new movies. Weird, eh? -
Khanivor wrote:
And yet kids love the new movies. Weird, eh?
Modern kids are stupid though.
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