Caption compo time again

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  • Deleted user 27 February 2003 16:08:03
    "Your fly is open Mr Smith"
    "I know. What do you think....from a fashion point of view?"
  • Machiavel 27 Feb 2003 16:08:41 5,964 posts
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    Very uninspiring. How about:

    "..."
    "..."
  • pjmaybe 27 Feb 2003 16:09:41 70,666 posts
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    IDS to Trinny : "Whack 'em out love!"

    Peej
  • pjmaybe 27 Feb 2003 16:11:38 70,666 posts
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    otto wrote:
    pjmaybe wrote:
    IDS to Trinny : "Whack 'em out love!"
    Trinny to IDS: "they ARE out!!"

    ROFL!!!!!

    Nice one Otto.

    Peej
  • Nemesis 27 Feb 2003 16:11:59 19,752 posts
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    Er. Words fail me on this occasion.
  • sam_spade 27 Feb 2003 16:13:52 15,745 posts
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    Either of em:

    I bet I'm more loathed than you are!
  • eviltobz 27 Feb 2003 16:14:38 2,511 posts
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    Machiavel wrote:
    Very uninspiring. How about:

    "..."
    "..."
    been at the japanese rpgs again?
  • rare_uk 27 Feb 2003 16:16:46 3,627 posts
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    "Trinny your an effin woof!"

    Sorry that's a personal comment from me. She is tho. Who do they think they are (trinny and her mate -whatshername) - they are shite dressers. Anyway rant over

    Edited by rare uk at 16:17:35 27-02-2003
  • Gurgy 27 Feb 2003 16:17:50 2,922 posts
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    "So that's settled then, I'll swap your Golden Shovel for my rare fossil."
  • hulahoops 27 Feb 2003 16:22:13 2,305 posts
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    Trinny: "So, who are you again?"
  • Deleted user 27 February 2003 16:22:21
    "The best way to acheive orgasm Trinny is to make a circular motion, look..."

    Or:

    "I didn't know you had such attractive eyes Iain"
    "I didn't know you were such an ugly slapper Trinny"

    Or maybe:

    "Iain, would you do your best Saddam impersonation, please"
  • pjmaybe 27 Feb 2003 16:27:31 70,666 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Actually, I'd be quite happy to give Trinny a good poke. :/

    I think she's a bit of a fox.

    Yep she's OK - tits like two fried eggs on a xylophone but what ya gonna do.. - the other one is a complete munter though.

    Peej
  • Alastair 27 Feb 2003 16:27:38 24,359 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Actually, I'd be quite happy to give Trinny a good poke. :/

    I think she's a bit of a fox.
    Same here, but was too scared to say!
    :o)
  • Deleted user 27 February 2003 16:28:26
    otto wrote:
    Actually, I'd be quite happy to give Trinny a good poke. :/

    I think she's a bit of a fox.
    Each to their own otto, I wouldn't exactly say she is at Divine standards but she ain't too bad...just a little stuck up though.
  • Scientist 27 Feb 2003 16:28:43 1,197 posts
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    Is it true you only hang around with the fat one to make you look fit?
  • pjmaybe 27 Feb 2003 16:30:48 70,666 posts
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    Mr Sleep wrote:
    otto wrote:
    Actually, I'd be quite happy to give Trinny a good poke. :/

    I think she's a bit of a fox.
    Each to their own otto, I wouldn't exactly say she is at Divine standards but she ain't too bad...just a little stuck up though.

    Stuck up or no, her bearded clam still smells like the outpipe from a tuna-gutting factory, I'll wager.

    /coat

    /sickbag

    Peej
  • Nemesis 27 Feb 2003 16:32:21 19,752 posts
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    I think she's a bit of a fox.

    Aye. She does look like she's been around the back going through the dirty bins.
  • Nick 27 Feb 2003 16:32:58 617 posts
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    In response to Ian, Trinny is saying;

    "No, but my fat mate might wank you off for a tenner."
  • Nick 27 Feb 2003 16:35:41 617 posts
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    "If we stand like this, you can hardly see that half of our faces have been eaten away by maggots."
  • Nemesis 27 Feb 2003 16:37:12 19,752 posts
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    Or...

    Tranny turns to Ians girlfriend "I didn't use shaving cream on the 'girl downstairs' and now we're both having to suffer bald irritating c...s"

    *ahem*
  • Nick 27 Feb 2003 16:39:24 617 posts
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    Trinny to Ian;

    "Oh my god, you've MET Tony Blair!? Where?"


    Edited by Nick at 16:48:28 27-02-2003
  • Nick 27 Feb 2003 16:41:32 617 posts
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    More fun is to try and do BBC winning entries. How about this;

    "Yes, I suppose we *should* have gone on the anti-war march!"

    Or;

    "Wow Trinny, you certainly are a weapon of mass destruction!"

    Or;

    "Sorry, we are doing consultancy for Saddam Hussein this week and won't be able to book you in for 3 weeks."
  • Xensor 27 Feb 2003 16:44:12 1,054 posts
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    Trinny is thinking "IDS - Irritating Duncan Syndrome... i wonder if he can tell i just done a line of coke... what the fuck is that green shit on his teeth?"

    IDS is thinking "Trinny... tranny... mummy... and me... i wonder if she can tell i just ate some cabbage... how did dandruff end up around her nose?
  • pjmaybe 27 Feb 2003 16:46:16 70,666 posts
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    "I say Susannah! This Ian Duncan Smith Waxwork looks JUST like the real thing!"

    - Just sent that one in...appealing to the judges who always choose the suckiest captions.

    Peej
  • Nick 27 Feb 2003 16:46:29 617 posts
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    Susannah (behind Iain) is thinking;

    "Fucking stupid thin bitch, why does she always get all the GOOD men?"
  • Pirotic Moderator 27 Feb 2003 16:46:42 20,642 posts
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    Trinny is just trying to figure out if IDS realises he has a small woman attached to his chin
  • Nemesis 27 Feb 2003 16:52:59 19,752 posts
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    Photographer "Fuck me, this picture is going to need some serious filters"

    Edited by Nemesis at 16:53:09 27-02-2003
  • pjmaybe 27 Feb 2003 16:54:36 70,666 posts
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    "I've seen a dog with two dicks but I never thought I'd see two dogs with an ian!"

    Peej
  • Nemesis 27 Feb 2003 17:00:16 19,752 posts
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    OK. Last one.

    IDL and TW valiantly try to ignore the Afro haired midget bungee jumping in on the party.
  • terminalterror 27 Feb 2003 17:20:20 18,931 posts
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    notice how the photographers camera in the background is pointing at neither of them
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