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The Masters
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Dougs 98,122 posts
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fontgeeksogood 12,588 posts
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Registered 3 years agoI've done a 10 on a par 3 once. But only cos I (at that point) didn't know you could drop in front of the water and didn't have to re-take your tee shot.
What I'm saying is, I'm better than Tiger -
Dougs 98,122 posts
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Registered 18 years agoAll over bar the shouting -
Your-Mother 6,747 posts
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Registered 4 years agoTiger Woods in surgery following major car crash. Early unconfirmed reports says both legs are completely shattered. Might put an end to his career. -
Dougs 98,122 posts
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Registered 18 years agoCrikey. Got the alerts that he was cut out but not that he was in surgery -
fontgeeksogood 12,588 posts
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Registered 3 years agoYou need legs for golf, it's one of the secrets to a good swing -
bone-on 701 posts
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Registered 6 years agoNever was a good driver -
Jono62 26,556 posts
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Registered 13 years agoPaul Scholes tried golf but his legs were too short -
fontgeeksogood 12,588 posts
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Registered 3 years agoHe kept forgetting about them -
Gibroon 2,475 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWoods back on the ludes? -
MrWorf 64,096 posts
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Registered 19 years agoHe just had major back surgery as well, probably on pain killers with restricted movement. Shouldn't have been driving at all, you would've thought he could afford a driver. -
monkman76 18,095 posts
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Registered 13 years agoOne wood think that, yes. -
Dougs 98,122 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThat's Tiger to a Tee though -
mangojoe 2,526 posts
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Registered 11 years agoBit soon to be wedging the jokes in -
Jono62 26,556 posts
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Registered 13 years agoIt's par for the course -
QuickWithKnives 127 posts
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Registered 2 months agoPersonally, I think you’re all pitching the humour a little early. -
Nexus_6 5,772 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYeah thats a bit rough -
Nemesis 19,970 posts
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Registered 19 years agoSee everyone’s chipping in now. -
elstoof 26,715 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWhat do you think his handicap will be after this -
askew 22,882 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHe'll have a leg to stand on? -
JamboWayOh 23,052 posts
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Registered 8 years agoBunker -
Jono62 26,556 posts
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Registered 13 years agoelstoof wrote:
Might piss himself more often and be labelled a water hazard
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Lukus 24,185 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI bet he drives a... FORD -
Psychotext 69,784 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSomething about a pin?
FIBULA!!! -
Lukus 24,185 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI've realised that Ford still kind of works as a pun even though it wasn't meant to. God damn it. -
elstoof 26,715 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDo you think the news report was taking the piss when they said he had Open fractures -
mrpon 36,918 posts
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Registered 14 years agoaskew wrote:
A little birdie told me yes he does.
He'll have a leg to stand on? -
monkman76 18,095 posts
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Registered 13 years agoImagine it'll be a bit of a dogleg at this point though.
this doesn't feel good
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DJCopa 2,541 posts
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Registered 14 years agoHe couldn't believe it wasn't putter. -
monkman76 wrote:
Don't worry. It's par for the course
this doesn't feel good
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