The Masters • Page 40

Dougs 15 Nov 2020 16:49:31 99,668 posts
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This should be DJs but you never know...

fontgeeksogood 15 Nov 2020 16:56:32 12,913 posts
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I've done a 10 on a par 3 once. But only cos I (at that point) didn't know you could drop in front of the water and didn't have to re-take your tee shot.

What I'm saying is, I'm better than Tiger

Dougs 15 Nov 2020 19:15:49 99,668 posts
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All over bar the shouting
Your-Mother 23 Feb 2021 20:02:45 7,660 posts
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Tiger Woods in surgery following major car crash. Early unconfirmed reports says both legs are completely shattered. Might put an end to his career.
Dougs 23 Feb 2021 20:21:40 99,668 posts
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Crikey. Got the alerts that he was cut out but not that he was in surgery
fontgeeksogood 23 Feb 2021 20:23:32 12,913 posts
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You need legs for golf, it's one of the secrets to a good swing
bone-on 23 Feb 2021 20:31:38 752 posts
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Never was a good driver
Jono62 23 Feb 2021 20:31:48 27,008 posts
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Paul Scholes tried golf but his legs were too short
fontgeeksogood 23 Feb 2021 20:37:17 12,913 posts
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He kept forgetting about them
Gibroon 23 Feb 2021 23:07:09 2,634 posts
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Woods back on the ludes?
MrWorf 24 Feb 2021 10:47:41 64,145 posts
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He just had major back surgery as well, probably on pain killers with restricted movement. Shouldn't have been driving at all, you would've thought he could afford a driver.
monkman76 24 Feb 2021 12:04:01 18,746 posts
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One wood think that, yes.
Dougs 24 Feb 2021 12:05:02 99,668 posts
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That's Tiger to a Tee though
mangojoe 24 Feb 2021 15:15:31 2,528 posts
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Bit soon to be wedging the jokes in
Jono62 24 Feb 2021 15:17:22 27,008 posts
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It's par for the course
QuickWithKnives 24 Feb 2021 15:24:32 127 posts
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Personally, I think you�re all pitching the humour a little early.
Nexus_6 24 Feb 2021 15:41:14 6,073 posts
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Yeah thats a bit rough
Nemesis 24 Feb 2021 15:46:04 20,086 posts
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See everyone�s chipping in now.
elstoof 24 Feb 2021 15:55:49 27,447 posts
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What do you think his handicap will be after this
askew 24 Feb 2021 15:57:34 23,594 posts
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He'll have a leg to stand on?
JamboWayOh 24 Feb 2021 16:03:30 24,368 posts
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Bunker
Jono62 24 Feb 2021 16:10:19 27,008 posts
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elstoof wrote:
What do you think his handicap will be after this
Might piss himself more often and be labelled a water hazard
Lukus 24 Feb 2021 16:23:38 24,462 posts
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I bet he drives a... FORD
Psychotext 24 Feb 2021 16:27:12 70,170 posts
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Something about a pin?

FIBULA!!!
Lukus 24 Feb 2021 16:32:21 24,462 posts
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I've realised that Ford still kind of works as a pun even though it wasn't meant to. God damn it.
elstoof 24 Feb 2021 16:32:22 27,447 posts
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Do you think the news report was taking the piss when they said he had Open fractures
mrpon 24 Feb 2021 16:33:53 37,238 posts
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askew wrote:
He'll have a leg to stand on?
A little birdie told me yes he does.
monkman76 24 Feb 2021 16:35:42 18,746 posts
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Imagine it'll be a bit of a dogleg at this point though.

this doesn't feel good
DJCopa 24 Feb 2021 16:43:20 2,565 posts
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He couldn't believe it wasn't putter.
X201 24 Feb 2021 16:49:44 21,787 posts
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monkman76 wrote:

this doesn't feel good
Don't worry. It's par for the course

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