Following The Masters Page 40

  • Dougs 15 Nov 2020 16:49:31 99,668 posts
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    This should be DJs but you never know...
  • fontgeeksogood 15 Nov 2020 16:56:32 12,913 posts
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    I've done a 10 on a par 3 once. But only cos I (at that point) didn't know you could drop in front of the water and didn't have to re-take your tee shot.

    What I'm saying is, I'm better than Tiger
  • Dougs 15 Nov 2020 19:15:49 99,668 posts
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    All over bar the shouting
  • Your-Mother 23 Feb 2021 20:02:45 7,660 posts
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    Tiger Woods in surgery following major car crash. Early unconfirmed reports says both legs are completely shattered. Might put an end to his career.
  • Dougs 23 Feb 2021 20:21:40 99,668 posts
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    Crikey. Got the alerts that he was cut out but not that he was in surgery
  • fontgeeksogood 23 Feb 2021 20:23:32 12,913 posts
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    You need legs for golf, it's one of the secrets to a good swing
  • bone-on 23 Feb 2021 20:31:38 752 posts
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    Never was a good driver
  • Jono62 23 Feb 2021 20:31:48 27,008 posts
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    Paul Scholes tried golf but his legs were too short
  • fontgeeksogood 23 Feb 2021 20:37:17 12,913 posts
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    He kept forgetting about them
  • Gibroon 23 Feb 2021 23:07:09 2,634 posts
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    Woods back on the ludes?
  • MrWorf 24 Feb 2021 10:47:41 64,145 posts
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    He just had major back surgery as well, probably on pain killers with restricted movement. Shouldn't have been driving at all, you would've thought he could afford a driver.
  • monkman76 24 Feb 2021 12:04:01 18,746 posts
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    One wood think that, yes.
  • Dougs 24 Feb 2021 12:05:02 99,668 posts
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    That's Tiger to a Tee though
  • mangojoe 24 Feb 2021 15:15:31 2,528 posts
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    Bit soon to be wedging the jokes in
  • Jono62 24 Feb 2021 15:17:22 27,008 posts
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    It's par for the course
  • QuickWithKnives 24 Feb 2021 15:24:32 127 posts
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    Personally, I think you’re all pitching the humour a little early.
  • Nexus_6 24 Feb 2021 15:41:14 6,073 posts
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    Yeah thats a bit rough
  • Nemesis 24 Feb 2021 15:46:04 20,086 posts
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    See everyone’s chipping in now.
  • elstoof 24 Feb 2021 15:55:49 27,447 posts
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    What do you think his handicap will be after this
  • askew 24 Feb 2021 15:57:34 23,594 posts
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    He'll have a leg to stand on?
  • JamboWayOh 24 Feb 2021 16:03:30 24,368 posts
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    Bunker
  • Jono62 24 Feb 2021 16:10:19 27,008 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    What do you think his handicap will be after this
    Might piss himself more often and be labelled a water hazard
  • Lukus 24 Feb 2021 16:23:38 24,462 posts
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    I bet he drives a... FORD
  • Psychotext 24 Feb 2021 16:27:12 70,170 posts
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    Something about a pin?

    FIBULA!!!
  • Lukus 24 Feb 2021 16:32:21 24,462 posts
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    I've realised that Ford still kind of works as a pun even though it wasn't meant to. God damn it.
  • elstoof 24 Feb 2021 16:32:22 27,447 posts
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    Do you think the news report was taking the piss when they said he had Open fractures
  • mrpon 24 Feb 2021 16:33:53 37,238 posts
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    askew wrote:
    He'll have a leg to stand on?
    A little birdie told me yes he does.
  • monkman76 24 Feb 2021 16:35:42 18,746 posts
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    Imagine it'll be a bit of a dogleg at this point though.

    this doesn't feel good :(
  • DJCopa 24 Feb 2021 16:43:20 2,565 posts
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    He couldn't believe it wasn't putter.
  • X201 24 Feb 2021 16:49:44 21,787 posts
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    monkman76 wrote:

    this doesn't feel good :(
    Don't worry. It's par for the course
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