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  • Deleted user 19 April 2010 15:51:46
    :) Thanks guys.

    Although Photo 10 seems to raping the competition.
  • CosmicFuzz 19 Apr 2010 15:55:05 32,632 posts
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    Photo 10 is shit though, it's just a train going by. Doesn't seem to be much to it, pretty sure I could take a picture like that.
  • MightyMouse 19 Apr 2010 15:57:40 1,160 posts
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    Voted 5, photo 10 seems a bit overhyped.
  • Salaman 19 Apr 2010 15:57:44 24,162 posts
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    The Hungarians are whooping everyone's ass there.

    /voted 5
  • billythekid 19 Apr 2010 15:59:34 12,595 posts
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    I like 6 myself.
  • DFawkes 19 Apr 2010 16:00:30 32,791 posts
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    10? It's shit! IMO, of course. I could've done that by having some kind of fit and pointing a camera at a train.
  • CosmicFuzz 19 Apr 2010 16:03:26 32,632 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    10? It's shit! IMO, of course. I could've done that by having some kind of fit and pointing a camera at a train.

    :D
  • otto Moderator 19 Apr 2010 16:41:23 49,322 posts
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    I voted for 21, nice photo telling an interesting story with actual relevance to the competition.

    No offence mcm but your brother's was probably the worst photo of the entire lot!
  • Deleted user 19 April 2010 16:43:03
    otto wrote:
    I voted for 21, nice photo telling an interesting story with actual relevance to the competition.

    No offence mcm but your brother's was probably the worst photo of the entire lot!

    Nah it's not the worst, just your hatred for Man Utd showing. :p

    Thanks for taking a look anyway.
  • otto Moderator 19 Apr 2010 16:53:32 49,322 posts
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    Seriously, no offence, I'm happy to offer more constructive criticism if he wants it! The exposure is about right though I suspect he has his camera to thank for that; the composition though, well, it sucks, and the subject matter is not very original and does nothing to show why it represents 4am other than being taken at night-time.

    I think there are quite a few dodgy shots in that poll, actually, as well as a few really nice ones. Who selected them, and how?
  • Deleted user 19 April 2010 16:56:25
    I dunno, I'm not really into photography at all. My brother is. I'll let him know about the thread, he's got an account, he can reply :)
  • otto Moderator 19 Apr 2010 16:59:48 49,322 posts
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    Uh-oh, I'm not comfortable slagging off anonymous strangers when they can come back and defend themselves!
  • heyyo 19 Apr 2010 17:01:10 14,356 posts
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    otto wrote:
    I'm happy to offer more constructive criticism if he wants it!
  • chopsen 19 Apr 2010 17:01:12 21,958 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc's brother is 7 ft tall, knows martial arts and was trained by the SAS in that art of Stealth Killing.
  • Ginger 19 Apr 2010 17:04:29 7,256 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc's brother is 7 ft tall, knows martial arts and was trained by the SAS in that art of Stealth Killing.
    Is he also the London Open Taekwando Champion?
  • magicpanda 19 Apr 2010 17:31:43 15,130 posts
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    The London Open Taekwando Champion of London doing the Taekwando in a Championship?

    If I were to vote I would go for photo 8.
  • Deleted user 19 April 2010 17:41:47
    I'm not into nepotism so I've voted for every picture but his using various proxies.
  • gauravpatel 19 Apr 2010 18:20:06 2 posts
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    Oh, wow, I didn't know this thread existed until 5 minutes ago. Gigantic thank you to those of you even looked, let alone who voted. I can't thank you enough, and an ever bigger thank you for my Brother for creating this thread!

    Micro_Explosion. wrote:
    It's not a bad picture. Would it be better if it was in focus?
    I think it came out pretty well for a wet and extremely windy night. The blur is because of the wind. The camera was literally tied to a hand rail.

    otto wrote:
    [...] The exposure is about right though I suspect he has his camera to thank for that;

    The camera (Canon 500D) was set to fully manual. The camera just took the shot. I chose the settings.

    otto wrote:
    the composition though, well, it sucks, and the subject matter is not very original and does nothing to show why it represents 4am other than being taken at night-time.
    The composition is not the best, I agree, and this is one photo of many. However taking into consideration this was a global competition, I thought it would be nice to include such an iconic scene of London at an unusual time. It lacks imagination but who hasn't taken a stereotypical photo that countless others haven't?

    otto wrote:
    Who selected them, and how?
    The organisers selected a shortlist of 24 finalists which were then put to public vote. I imagine they used their brain, eyes and hands to select them. This particular photo of mine chosen for the final 24 is probably one of the poorest of my set. I had no control over what was chosen. You can see the rest at http://bit.ly/bhYvrF

    Chopsen wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc's brother is 7 ft tall, knows martial arts and was trained by the SAS in that art of Stealth Killing.
    No, I've just got a massive dick I knock people out with.
  • Deleted user 19 April 2010 22:02:15
    There you go Otto.
  • DaM 19 Apr 2010 22:23:56 17,729 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    There you go Otto.

    He's emo-quit in shame!
  • Dirtbox 19 Apr 2010 22:25:49 92,599 posts
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  • Phattso 19 Apr 2010 22:25:54 27,426 posts
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    gauravpatel wrote:
    No, I've just got a massive dick I knock people out with.

    Is that really any way to talk about your brother?

    /obvious
  • Deleted user 19 April 2010 22:30:34
    Dirtbox wrote:
    I like your brother, mcm. Can he replace you?

    I thought we all merged into one being for you to do battle with anyway? :p
  • otto Moderator 22 Apr 2010 00:36:35 49,322 posts
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    gauravpatel wrote:
    The camera (Canon 500D) was set to fully manual. The camera just took the shot. I chose the settings.

    The composition is not the best, I agree, and this is one photo of many. However taking into consideration this was a global competition, I thought it would be nice to include such an iconic scene of London at an unusual time. It lacks imagination but who hasn't taken a stereotypical photo that countless others haven't?
    Sorry, I've only just seen your response, and props on the way you came back. For a fully manual night-time exposure in difficult conditions that shot is technically very good. I stand by my criticism of the composition, having seen the other shots in your set I have to say I'm a bit surprised you chose it, some of your others are excellent, I particularly liked the long exposure taken on the bridge and the iPhone pic on the pedestrian bridge too. Both of those would have made great 4am submissions I reckon. You're also quite right about the fact that we've all been guilty of stereotypical shots, though with those shots one needs to try extra hard - like this one, for example. Probably every amateur photographer in London has taken that shot (I certainly have), but you've found an angle to make it stand out (I haven't).

    So while I stand by my criticism of the shot you entered, I'm sorry I was nasty and I can see that you know what you're doing, even if you shoot with a Crapon. :D

    edit - and now I reread your post I see that it wasn't even you that chose that particular shot, so I should be having a pop at the stupid competition organiser, not you! I am ashamed.
  • Lukus 22 Apr 2010 00:45:45 24,640 posts
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    OTTOFAIL
  • mrpon 22 Apr 2010 00:47:44 37,367 posts
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    He's "running" scared.
  • heyyo 22 Apr 2010 00:57:17 14,356 posts
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    Heh, I was reading that post thinking when will otto realise?
  • Vroom 22 Apr 2010 01:39:28 4,643 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    There you go Otto.

    Your brother can come back whenever he likes. Shesh! :)
  • SuperCoolEskimo 22 Apr 2010 01:53:03 11,892 posts
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    Which photo won?

    Number 12 is excellent.
  • MrWorf 22 Apr 2010 18:45:23 64,193 posts
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    In my tab it says "mcmonkeyplc requires ass" :D
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