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Dear Craigy: RE: Performance Appraisal. Thank you for attending the recent meeting with Rupert and our HR team. As you know we employ a casual dress code in the workplace. As the summer approaches we appreciate the need to be comfortable. However your home made Jean cut-offs have aroused anger, jealousy and inappropriate behaviour in several staff members. In light of this I request you refrain from both the bicycle shorts with "breathing holes" and from "Craigy's cut offs between 9am and 6pm in the shared areas of the office space. Yours sincerely. Gail. |
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Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Fake_Blood 11,093 posts
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Registered 12 years agoA wild craigy appears
he uses confusion
It's super effective!
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They're not Jean cut-offs, they're jorts -
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Rivuzu 18,424 posts
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Dirtbox 92,595 posts
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sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agocraigy wrote:
Sooo...
That ain't me, dawg. The editorial team manage the navigation these days. -
seasidebaz 7,500 posts
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Registered 15 years agocraigy wrote:
Ok I'll do a new one.
That ain't me, dawg. The editorial team manage the navigation these days.
Dear Guy Who Used To Do PR For No Mans Sky
Please swap your Guides link with the Forum link.
Lots of love
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sport wrote:
Hey, someone needs to be here to abuse the trainees!
craigy wrote:
Sooo...
That ain't me, dawg. The editorial team manage the navigation these days.
Because all of you are the best* I've switched the navigation order around so it's back to normal. That muscle-memory is a killer.
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Fake_Blood 11,093 posts
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Registered 12 years agoWait but now the desktop view has "guides" on the right of "forum"? -
President_Weasel 12,355 posts
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Registered 17 years agoCheers ears, I am old and am troubled by change -
craigy wrote:
sport wrote:
Hey, someone needs to be here to abuse the trainees!
craigy wrote:
Sooo...
That ain't me, dawg. The editorial team manage the navigation these days.
Because all of you are the best* I've switched the navigation order around so it's back to normal. That muscle-memory is a killer.
*Except for this guy..gif)
fuck me, gets me every time. 
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Ror 20,336 posts
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Registered 12 years agoI've only just noticed the guides tab up there. It's obviously the new guy's fault. -
neilka 24,021 posts
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seasidebaz 7,500 posts
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Registered 15 years agocraigy wrote:
d00d :'(
sport wrote:
Hey, someone needs to be here to abuse the trainees!
craigy wrote:
Sooo...
That ain't me, dawg. The editorial team manage the navigation these days.
Because all of you are the best* I've switched the navigation order around so it's back to normal. That muscle-memory is a killer.
*Except for this guy. -
seasidebaz 7,500 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPS I'm still hitting the bloody guide link -
Ruckly 1,066 posts
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Registered 7 years agoRepeatedly hitting the guide link. Done it ten times already, no sign of improvement.
I can't post a pic at the moment but my central ad is an ad for Renta - books?
The headline is 'teased by my young boss' and it's an anime picture of a tall guy leering over an embarrassed girl and the guy is saying 'nobody else...has touched you here yet?'. He looks like he is touching her someplace really bad. She has her hands up to her face like she's shocked and embarrassed.
Now don't get me wrong, I love a bit of Frankie Vaughn. But this looks like fucked up non consensual shit. My tastes are pretty vanilla, pornhub and xxx.videos and just the usual stuff - a little bit of no pants dancing, just two people, plus points for big titties, minus points for the protagonists being related. I've obviously been pegged as a deviant, not sure how.
What ad partners have you got Eurogamer?
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nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoIt's blatant pandering. There should be a link that says 'scouts' too. -
I was served that weaboo anime porno advert too. -
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dear Craigy,
All in its Right place again, You are the Enabler, now please Liberate us from Blues and Provide the world Purple EG Banner, even Just for one day, it Will be Welcomed. One Ocean United Dev Team Craigy, Step by Step Growing Love & Appreciation
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@mAc6 fuck off Mac! It's gotta be Orange of GTFO
Edited by Graxlar at 23:15:02 08-06-2016 -
mal 29,326 posts
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Registered 20 years agoJesus, you guys. I can barely type 'eur' before my browser history prompts me with a hotlink to my specially crafted forum view. Fuck muscle memory; machine memory wins. -
Nitrous 2,295 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMH-RobJenx wrote:
Yeah appeared lastnight for me. This morning the forum link has moved again on mobile view.
I was served that weaboo anime porno advert too. -
Craggy if you are the key master, who is the gate keeper? -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThe mobile site looks amazing now. Having more adverts than content is a really classy move and putting a huge one before any text in an article is a bold statement of intent. -
Fake_Blood 11,093 posts
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Registered 12 years agoWould anyone else like dark mode for the forum, with a darker background?
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FartPipe 5,307 posts
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Registered 9 years ago@Fake_Blood
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/high-contrast/djcfdncoelnlbldjfhinnjlhdjlikmph?utm_source=chrome-app-launcher-info-dialog
Download that buddy its a great extension. -
Fake_Blood wrote:
The unofficial EG Android app has you covered. Though it is supposed to be decommissioned anytime soon.
Would anyone else like dark mode for the forum, with a darker background?
Reading EG in the evening or at night is annoying with the full white background.
/sob
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fuck me, gets me every time. 
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