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monkman76 16,577 posts
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This has been forwarded without comment to Mrs Monkman.
Mr_Sleep 23,498 posts
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Hah. I didn't realise it was that universal. I get this all the time from my lady.
There's also a slight alternative - "I don't mind if you...."
e.g. "I don't mind if you tidy the kitchen."
The downside is that she uses this approach so much with The Boy that he takes every question as an order. So when I genuinely asks him if he wants to put a jumper on, I get a huffy reaction, "OK, I'll put one on!!!"
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Mrs Hermit - What do you want for dinner? You can have this, this or this.
Me - What have you already decided we're having?
Mrs Hermit - This.
minky-kong 14,619 posts
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Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 9,363 posts
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The Mash is well past its prime these days, but it still comes up with the odd cracking headline.
Don't get excited, I've seen it, it's shit, says Kate.
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