Page 2 • Akinwale Arobieke aka Purple Aki is at it again! • Non-Gaming • News and Politics • Eurogamer.net

Deleted user 27 May 2016 01:32:27

Sounds like something out of The Mighty Boosh.

So does this Aki guy.

THFourteen 27 May 2016 06:06:53 54,987 posts
Seen 5 hours ago
Registered 16 years ago

Mmmmm Easter bunny

Deleted user 27 May 2016 06:07:53

Are you hankering for some gym carrots, TH

elstoof 27 May 2016 06:34:54 28,125 posts
Seen 1 hour ago
Registered 16 years ago

They're full of nutrients

Deleted user 27 May 2016 06:38:06

Full of brotein

elstoof 27 May 2016 07:30:33 28,125 posts
Seen 1 hour ago
Registered 16 years ago

Aim for 5 a day

MrTomFTW Moderator 27 May 2016 07:53:59 47,501 posts
Seen 2 hours ago
Registered 18 years ago

He only calls himself a gym bunny because he's got buck teeth.

Reacher 27 May 2016 08:22:42 3,104 posts
Seen 1 day ago
Registered 10 years ago

I met Purple Aki once, he was alright. A bit intimidating because he's fucking massive, but he didn't ask if he could touch me. I'm obviously not muscular enough for him.

Decks 27 May 2016 08:27:01 31,013 posts
Seen 2 hours ago
Registered 6 years ago

The guys at the gym call me Chynas Vagina on account of me being so muscular. If Purple Aki ever met me I'd be amazed if he didn't jizz all over me right there and then.

elstoof 27 May 2016 08:30:13 28,125 posts
Seen 1 hour ago
Registered 16 years ago

I think they're calling you a cunt mate

THFourteen 27 May 2016 09:26:23 54,987 posts
Seen 5 hours ago
Registered 16 years ago

I could murder a tub of hagen dasz right now

Deleted user 12 September 2016 16:10:57

Article on the BBC about the truth and myths. What's his real story?

brokenkey 12 Sep 2016 16:24:33 11,128 posts
Seen 21 minutes ago
Registered 20 years ago

DukeSilver wrote:
Article on the BBC about the truth and myths. What's his real story?

No likey wordy? Here's the TV version
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0472z6v/the-man-who-squeezes-muscles-searching-for-purple-aki

simpleexplodingmaybe 14 Sep 2016 11:00:49 19,992 posts
Seen 2 hours ago
Registered 6 years ago

The Victoria Derbyshire Show on BBC 2 ended just now by trailing that tomorrow morning's episode will feature the Purple Aki story

nickthegun 14 Sep 2016 12:52:08 87,711 posts
Seen 23 minutes ago
Registered 16 years ago

That long read in the BBC is actually quite depressing. I didn't realise his wacky antics had actually caused the death of someone and that he was a proper stalker.

Dougs 14 Sep 2016 12:58:53 100,414 posts
Seen 16 hours ago
Registered 18 years ago

Yeah, same here. This came up in the Random news thread too, I think. Very sad

Deleted user 14 September 2016 13:11:34

He squeezed me once.

minky-kong 14 Sep 2016 13:49:07 14,787 posts
Seen 12 minutes ago
Registered 13 years ago

addyb wrote:
He squeezed me once.

/stealth "I'm hench" post.

Deleted user 14 September 2016 14:01:06

I bet pes has been touched by him.

Deleted user 16 June 2017 22:50:29

Post deleted

Akinwale Arobieke aka Purple Aki is at it again! • Page 2