| I'd be reporting it to management or something now. Might seem petty, but if they'll do that they've probably been pilfering office supplies and PCs, and probably kiddy fiddling too. |
Stealing from communal work fridge • Page 10
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DFawkes 32,791 posts
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localnotail 23,079 posts
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Registered 13 years agoVice.Destroyer wrote:
I left my key on the table by mistake. The cheeky bastard then texted me this picture. From a mobile number I don't recognize.
OK, either
a) it's someone who is trying to point out the error of you using Flora instead of actual butter.
b) you have an alternate identity, (let's call him Vice.Creator) who is trying to tell you that this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Do you ever wake up in the morning with unexpected bruises? Maybe your subconscious is trying to push you over the edge and into dramatic action to change your life? After all, it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoInteresting suggestion. There is no butter. No butter thief. This has all been in my head. And I am chasing a culprit that can never be found. Almost sounds like something from the pen of Grant Morrison. -
danathjo 8,294 posts
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Registered 14 years agoYou need to start covering it in visine eye drops and let the vomiting commence!!
Cheeky bastard has upped the ante, you need to also. -
Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWell you really showed them now didn't you, mr. padlock boy?
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mrpon 37,367 posts
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Registered 15 years agoKey up the anus next VD? -
yupyup 3,701 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJust tell them your internet nickname is "VD" and they'll more than likely leave your food alone. -
DaM 17,729 posts
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Registered 20 years agoCan you not ring the number and see whose mobile is going off? Then copy what the local hoods have been up to in the last week and either powerdrill his head or chisel his willy off. -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThe number seems to be disconnected. See what eurogamer can discover with this number. 07801297200
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Metalfish 9,191 posts
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Soundtrack to this thread -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHaha. Awesome. -
Metalfish 9,191 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNo mention of penis-dairy product interaction in that song though. -
Ged42 7,985 posts
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Registered 14 years agoWhy do you think it keeps her old man at home?
What were you searching for on youtube when you found that? -
Metalfish 9,191 posts
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Registered 16 years ago"Pinching her butter" Work it out 
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Lukey__b 3,716 posts
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Registered 12 years agoSomeone once stole my sandwhichs at work. I looked in the bin to see them in their foil with a bite through them right in the middle :'(
You've got to be some sort of sadist to steal another man's sandwichs and then not have the decency to finish them off. -
PhoenixFlames 9,263 posts
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Registered 14 years agoLukey__b wrote:
Someone once stole my sandwhichs at work. I looked in the bin to see them in their foil with a bite through them right in the middle :'(
You've got to be some sort of sadist to steal another man's sandwichs and then not have the decency to finish them off.
That is outrageous!
Reminds me of Friends when Ross goes mad about someone eating his 'moist-maker' sandwich. -
Best episode ever. -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoWe have a guy at my work place who has one of those weird conditions that means that he doesn't know when he's full up. No, honestly - it's a REAL medical condition.
People will sometimes bring in doughnuts / tins of Quality Street / Jaffa Cakes etc - if he's in, he'll sit in the tea room on his own and eat EVERYTHING.
Did I mention that it's a REAL MEDICAL CONDITION - so everyone takes pity, and he gets away with stuffing his face? -
Lukey__b 3,716 posts
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Registered 12 years agoIt was a work mystery for all of 30 minutes as me and my mate tried to work out who would have done such a thing. Things went a little crazy between usfor a while with accusations of betrayal, conspiracy and insurance fraud.
Its still an open case.
@caligari - I bet you can safely leave any vegetables in the tea room though. A medical condition that has a sweet tooth. -
Ged42 7,985 posts
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Registered 14 years agocaligari wrote:
We have a guy at my work place who has one of those weird conditions that means that he doesn't know when he's full up. No, honestly - it's a REAL medical condition.
People will sometimes bring in doughnuts / tins of Quality Street / Jaffa Cakes etc - if he's in, he'll sit in the tea room on his own and eat EVERYTHING.
Did I mention that it's a REAL MEDICAL CONDITION - so everyone takes pity, and he gets away with stuffing his face?
Lock him in his office and have everyone else together for a really cake filled lunch where he can see you. For added effect leave some rivitas in his office. -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoAs a final act of revenge, someone has been misusing the toasters in our kitchen and the new policy is, that there will be no more toasters in our kitchen.
FUCK. -
Carbon_Altered 890 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHow have they been "missusing" them? -
Dougs 100,415 posts
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Registered 18 years agoShitting in them, clearly. Or wanking in them, one of them -
DaM 17,729 posts
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Registered 20 years agoDougs wrote:
Shitting in them, clearly. Or wanking in them, one of them
"What's that smell...it's sort of burnt and salty....?" -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDon't ask me. All I can say is that I nearly put in a grievance. I was this close. FUCK. I loved the fact that those toasters made sure that my weekly food expenditure at work was never more than £4. On average. Back to expensive McDonalds. -
DaM 17,729 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI'm sure we all agree that you would be completely justified to go totally Postal on them VD - not a court in the land would convict you.*
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Alastair 24,828 posts
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Registered 20 years agoVice.Destroyer wrote:
Don't ask me. All I can say is that I nearly put in a grievance. I was this close. FUCK. I loved the fact that those toasters made sure that my weekly food expenditure at work was never more than £4. On average. Back to expensive McDonalds.
But, surely it's possible to eat, like, *raw* bread if you can't toast it...? -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWhy don't you bring your own toaster? -
I like how the only options are 'toast' or 'mcdonalds'. -
Alastair wrote:
Vice.Destroyer wrote:
Don't ask me. All I can say is that I nearly put in a grievance. I was this close. FUCK. I loved the fact that those toasters made sure that my weekly food expenditure at work was never more than £4. On average. Back to expensive McDonalds.
But, surely it's possible to eat, like, *raw* bread if you can't toast it...?
What sort of uncouth savage do you think he is man?!
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