Stealing from communal work fridge Page 13

  • Vice.Destroyer 6 Nov 2011 09:00:36 7,176 posts
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    I forgot to say, but the element in my toaster is fucked. It now only toasts two slices at a time. ARGH!
  • speedofthepuma 6 Nov 2011 10:57:07 13,418 posts
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    Bloody toaster companies, hiding this from us so they can con us into 4 slice toasters..
  • Collymilad 7 Nov 2011 00:50:54 1,266 posts
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    @Vice.Destroyer - Lol, butter stealing.
  • FWB 7 Nov 2011 00:56:41 54,415 posts
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    Unless I'm having breakfast with four people, why would I want four slices at the same time? I like my toast hot, straight out of the toaster, and I can't consume two pieces at a time.
  • speedofthepuma 7 Nov 2011 00:58:35 13,418 posts
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    Stealth "I live alone" post?
  • chopsen 7 Nov 2011 01:01:02 19,993 posts
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    Or "I live with people who all hate toast"?
  • FWB 7 Nov 2011 01:06:35 54,415 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Stealth "I live alone" post?
    Stealth "I live in student squalor" post? :)
  • Vice.Destroyer 7 Nov 2011 04:36:30 7,176 posts
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    Well, I realise not everyone eats as fast as me. Plus, I only get an hour for lunch. I like to have a walk and smoke during my lunch hour. So I have learned to toast, butter, nutella and EAT my 4 slices whilst they are still warm. It's a sight to behold.
  • PhoenixFlames 7 Nov 2011 07:10:51 9,263 posts
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    Vice.Destroyer wrote:
    Well, I realise not everyone eats as fast as me. Plus, I only get an hour for lunch. I like to have a walk and smoke during my lunch hour. So I have learned to toast, butter, nutella and EAT my 4 slices whilst they are still warm. It's a sight to behold.
    That's lunch!? Nutritious.
  • waggy79 7 Nov 2011 07:14:27 1,833 posts
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    Maybe I'm reading it wrong but you're still toasting twice for 4 slices so what's the difference?
  • Deleted user 7 November 2011 08:00:02
    It keeps all four warm at the same time, I guess.

    Not unlike the warmth you get from playing Lost Odyssey. The other way leves you cold like...

    Well. Blue Dragon.
  • FWB 7 Nov 2011 08:00:10 54,415 posts
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    You are, but I think he's saying the benefit is all four slices at the same time. Not a positive for me. In fact I'd like a toaster that slots into my toast eating time, so that I have a new piece every time I finish the last one - plus - of course 30seconds of digestive time.
  • Deleted user 7 November 2011 08:12:05
    I want a Talkie Toaster.

    How about a muffin? Bagel?
  • Vice.Destroyer 7 Nov 2011 09:43:21 7,176 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    Vice.Destroyer wrote:
    Well, I realise not everyone eats as fast as me. Plus, I only get an hour for lunch. I like to have a walk and smoke during my lunch hour. So I have learned to toast, butter, nutella and EAT my 4 slices whilst they are still warm. It's a sight to behold.
    That's lunch!? Nutritious.
    And who do you think you are? Gillian McKeith? Want to check my poo? :)
  • Vice.Destroyer 7 Nov 2011 09:45:07 7,176 posts
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    @Lexx87 - Man, I do so wish that someone is going to steal your butter. You deserve the feeling of anger that I used to get before I secured my butter in the work fridge.

    /exhales
  • localnotail 7 Nov 2011 09:50:42 23,072 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    I want a Talkie Toaster.

    How about a muffin? Bagel?
    Are you sure about that?
  • LockeTribal 7 Nov 2011 10:08:44 4,678 posts
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    Butter AND nutella?! You, sir, are a monster.

    Toast and butter - YES
    Toast and nutella - YES
    Toast and butter and nutella - Good God NO!
  • Salaman 7 Nov 2011 10:51:21 23,036 posts
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    LockeTribal wrote:
    Butter AND nutella?! You, sir, are a monster.

    Toast and butter - YES
    Toast and nutella - YES
    Toast and butter and nutella - Good God NO!
    I'm with VD on this one. Butter + Nutella is lovely.
  • Vice.Destroyer 7 Nov 2011 11:05:19 7,176 posts
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    Give that man Salaman a medal. Come the revolution, I'll tell the other Nutella lovers that you are okay. But LockeTribal? We will make a beeline for him. Put him in a toaster and put him on the gates to the entrance of Destroyerland. As a warning to all others that do not approve of the holy trinity of toast + butter + nutella.

    :)
  • pinebear 7 Nov 2011 11:27:45 8,564 posts
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    Come the revolution, your army of butella fatties will be struggling to roll out of bed!
  • LockeTribal 7 Nov 2011 11:28:17 4,678 posts
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    Surrounded by madmen and blasphemers! I shall expend my dying breath decrying the evils of TBN, for so it shall be named to protect the ears of children from it's shameful sound.

    ;)

    EDIT: Support at last!

    Edited by LockeTribal at 11:29:06 07-11-2011
  • Vice.Destroyer 14 Dec 2011 14:57:38 7,176 posts
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    Poor, poor Norway. I will spread butter on my bread today for them in solidarity.
  • Deleted user 14 December 2011 15:22:50
    What's better, butter or guns?
  • Deleted user 14 December 2011 15:26:52
    VD my god man. Nutella and butter?! WHAT.

    Blue Dragon!? WHAT
  • TechnoHippy 14 Dec 2011 15:40:59 14,707 posts
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    Fuck Nutella. Snickers spread is for real men.
  • Deleted user 14 December 2011 15:56:43
    Butter and Nutella? madness!

    Although I actually only put butter on bread/toast if I'm not putting anything else on it.
  • megastar 14 Dec 2011 16:20:31 17,238 posts
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    why the fuck do they not make toasters deep enough to toast a whole slice in one go! You gotta spin that shit around 180 and put it in for a second blast on a lower heat!
  • heyyo 14 Dec 2011 16:28:29 14,356 posts
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    I toast once, hold the toast by the untoasted bit, munch and chuck away the piece i'm holding.
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