| I forgot to say, but the element in my toaster is fucked. It now only toasts two slices at a time. ARGH! |
Stealing from communal work fridge • Page 13
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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speedofthepuma 13,428 posts
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Registered 16 years agoBloody toaster companies, hiding this from us so they can con us into 4 slice toasters.. -
Collymilad 1,266 posts
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Registered 13 years ago@Vice.Destroyer - Lol, butter stealing. -
FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoUnless I'm having breakfast with four people, why would I want four slices at the same time? I like my toast hot, straight out of the toaster, and I can't consume two pieces at a time. -
speedofthepuma 13,428 posts
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Registered 16 years agoStealth "I live alone" post? -
chopsen 21,958 posts
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Registered 16 years agoOr "I live with people who all hate toast"? -
FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agospeedofthepuma wrote:
Stealth "I live in student squalor" post?
Stealth "I live alone" post?.gif)
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWell, I realise not everyone eats as fast as me. Plus, I only get an hour for lunch. I like to have a walk and smoke during my lunch hour. So I have learned to toast, butter, nutella and EAT my 4 slices whilst they are still warm. It's a sight to behold. -
PhoenixFlames 9,263 posts
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Registered 14 years agoVice.Destroyer wrote:
That's lunch!? Nutritious.
Well, I realise not everyone eats as fast as me. Plus, I only get an hour for lunch. I like to have a walk and smoke during my lunch hour. So I have learned to toast, butter, nutella and EAT my 4 slices whilst they are still warm. It's a sight to behold. -
waggy79 2,367 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMaybe I'm reading it wrong but you're still toasting twice for 4 slices so what's the difference? -
It keeps all four warm at the same time, I guess.
Not unlike the warmth you get from playing Lost Odyssey. The other way leves you cold like...
Well. Blue Dragon. -
FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoYou are, but I think he's saying the benefit is all four slices at the same time. Not a positive for me. In fact I'd like a toaster that slots into my toast eating time, so that I have a new piece every time I finish the last one - plus - of course 30seconds of digestive time. -
I want a Talkie Toaster.
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPhoenixFlames wrote:
And who do you think you are? Gillian McKeith? Want to check my poo?
Vice.Destroyer wrote:
That's lunch!? Nutritious.
Well, I realise not everyone eats as fast as me. Plus, I only get an hour for lunch. I like to have a walk and smoke during my lunch hour. So I have learned to toast, butter, nutella and EAT my 4 slices whilst they are still warm. It's a sight to behold. -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years ago@Lexx87 - Man, I do so wish that someone is going to steal your butter. You deserve the feeling of anger that I used to get before I secured my butter in the work fridge.
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localnotail 23,079 posts
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Registered 13 years agoLexx87 wrote:
Are you sure about that?
I want a Talkie Toaster.
How about a muffin? Bagel?
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LockeTribal 4,740 posts
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Registered 14 years agoButter AND nutella?! You, sir, are a monster.
Toast and butter - YES
Toast and nutella - YES
Toast and butter and nutella - Good God NO! -
Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agoLockeTribal wrote:
I'm with VD on this one. Butter + Nutella is lovely.
Butter AND nutella?! You, sir, are a monster.
Toast and butter - YES
Toast and nutella - YES
Toast and butter and nutella - Good God NO! -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGive that man Salaman a medal. Come the revolution, I'll tell the other Nutella lovers that you are okay. But LockeTribal? We will make a beeline for him. Put him in a toaster and put him on the gates to the entrance of Destroyerland. As a warning to all others that do not approve of the holy trinity of toast + butter + nutella.
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pinebear 8,571 posts
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Registered 16 years agoCome the revolution, your army of butella fatties will be struggling to roll out of bed! -
LockeTribal 4,740 posts
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Registered 14 years agoSurrounded by madmen and blasphemers! I shall expend my dying breath decrying the evils of TBN, for so it shall be named to protect the ears of children from it's shameful sound.
EDIT: Support at last!
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPoor, poor Norway. I will spread butter on my bread today for them in solidarity. -
What's better, butter or guns? -
VD my god man. Nutella and butter?! WHAT.
Blue Dragon!? WHAT -
TechnoHippy 19,245 posts
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Registered 18 years agoFuck Nutella. Snickers spread is for real men. -
Butter and Nutella? madness!
Although I actually only put butter on bread/toast if I'm not putting anything else on it. -
megastar 17,238 posts
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Registered 16 years agowhy the fuck do they not make toasters deep enough to toast a whole slice in one go! You gotta spin that shit around 180 and put it in for a second blast on a lower heat! -
I toast once, hold the toast by the untoasted bit, munch and chuck away the piece i'm holding.
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