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Stealing from communal work fridge • Page 14
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billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoOr get smaller bread. -
heyyo wrote:
Is it not all floppy?
I toast once, hold the toast by the untoasted bit, munch and chuck away the piece i'm holding.
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heyyo 14,356 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDepends what's on top. =) -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWait. Emergency has been averted. Denmark is coming to Norway's rescue. Phew. -
Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agoJust spotted this on PassiveAggressiveNotes. One of VD's vain attempts to keep his butter safe? -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHaha. Thanks for posting. -
From the same site, I liked this note, particularly the little dinosaur pic!
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/06/22/soyfckers-anonymous/ -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI think that I may enjoy this film. -
DaM 17,729 posts
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Registered 20 years agoYou should make your own out of the "special" milk coming your way soon
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Looks like my butter predicament has been adapted by Hollywood. And as is always the case, there has been some artistic licence added to my butter theft. But it is still funny. -
Tom_Servo 18,079 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI think that may predate your escapades...
You stole it from Friends!
Edited by Tom_Servo at 12:07:53 26-02-2012 -
DodgyPast 9,353 posts
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Registered 16 years agoSlightly off topic but an amusing twist on the issue of fridge politics:
The current issue regarding our office fridge is who was responsible for the rather sluggish cockroach that was found in it. Being on the 7the floor of a shopping centre makes it unlikely it made its way there on its own.
Glad I'm not a user of that fridge. -
Hah! Nice work whoever that was 
If that happened at Burberry the girly screams would be heard for miles around!
Edited by Lexx87 at 12:26:13 26-02-2012 -
Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWell, as a final, FINAL epilogue to this story, operations at my office are being wound down. People are either relocating to Belfast or taking redundancy. Handed in my notice yesterday and packed all my shit up today. One of the last things to take with me? My butter bag.

The culprit never was found, but at least he is now out of a job.
Justice of sorts. -
mal 29,326 posts
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Registered 20 years agoNice, thread over, but still with the opportunity of another episode to come. I wonder if anyone will complain their butter had gone. -
BigOrkWaaagh 10,554 posts
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Registered 14 years agoDoes anyone else ever toast bread on one side only and then butter the soft untoasty side? If not, YOU SHOULD. -
That sounds just, well. Unsatisfying! -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoFreak. Like my wife who only butters one slice of bread in a sandwich. Not too bad if you've got mayo or something, but awful otherwise. -
billythekid 12,595 posts
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midnight_walker wrote:
Weirdo.
Does anyone else ever toast bread on one side only and then butter the soft untoasty side? If not, YOU SHOULD. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agobillythekid wrote:
It's slightly crazy, isn't it?
Love the double padlocked bag! -
Oi, it was not crazy. It was necessary.
/twitches
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