Stealing from communal work fridge Page 14

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  • Deleted user 14 December 2011 16:32:38
    Get a better toaster.
  • billythekid 14 Dec 2011 16:43:48 12,196 posts
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    Or get smaller bread.
  • Deleted user 14 December 2011 16:51:59
    heyyo wrote:
    I toast once, hold the toast by the untoasted bit, munch and chuck away the piece i'm holding.
    Is it not all floppy?

    So to speak.
  • heyyo 14 Dec 2011 17:28:06 14,356 posts
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    Depends what's on top. =)
  • Vice.Destroyer 18 Dec 2011 01:02:21 7,177 posts
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    Wait. Emergency has been averted. Denmark is coming to Norway's rescue. Phew.
  • Salaman 2 Feb 2012 15:29:35 23,037 posts
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    Just spotted this on PassiveAggressiveNotes. One of VD's vain attempts to keep his butter safe?
  • Vice.Destroyer 2 Feb 2012 21:51:35 7,177 posts
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    Haha. Thanks for posting.
  • redcrayon 3 Feb 2012 11:28:18 4,649 posts
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    From the same site, I liked this note, particularly the little dinosaur pic!


    http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/06/22/soyfckers-anonymous/
  • Vice.Destroyer 4 Feb 2012 23:20:44 7,177 posts
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    I think that I may enjoy this film.
  • DaM 5 Feb 2012 08:46:36 17,061 posts
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    You should make your own out of the "special" milk coming your way soon ;)
  • Vice.Destroyer 26 Feb 2012 12:04:17 7,177 posts
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    :)

    Looks like my butter predicament has been adapted by Hollywood. And as is always the case, there has been some artistic licence added to my butter theft. But it is still funny.
  • Tom_Servo 26 Feb 2012 12:07:39 18,079 posts
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    I think that may predate your escapades...

    You stole it from Friends!

    Edited by Tom_Servo at 12:07:53 26-02-2012
  • DodgyPast 26 Feb 2012 12:17:29 9,271 posts
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    Slightly off topic but an amusing twist on the issue of fridge politics:

    The current issue regarding our office fridge is who was responsible for the rather sluggish cockroach that was found in it. Being on the 7the floor of a shopping centre makes it unlikely it made its way there on its own.

    Glad I'm not a user of that fridge.
  • Deleted user 26 February 2012 12:25:42
    Hah! Nice work whoever that was :D

    If that happened at Burberry the girly screams would be heard for miles around!

    Edited by Lexx87 at 12:26:13 26-02-2012
  • Vice.Destroyer 20 Apr 2012 00:17:44 7,177 posts
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    Well, as a final, FINAL epilogue to this story, operations at my office are being wound down. People are either relocating to Belfast or taking redundancy. Handed in my notice yesterday and packed all my shit up today. One of the last things to take with me? My butter bag.



    The culprit never was found, but at least he is now out of a job.

    Justice of sorts.
  • mal 20 Apr 2012 00:51:27 29,326 posts
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    Nice, thread over, but still with the opportunity of another episode to come. I wonder if anyone will complain their butter had gone.
  • BigOrkWaaagh 23 Apr 2012 10:20:23 7,461 posts
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    Does anyone else ever toast bread on one side only and then butter the soft untoasty side? If not, YOU SHOULD.
  • Deleted user 23 April 2012 10:23:54
    That sounds just, well. Unsatisfying!
  • Dougs 23 Apr 2012 10:42:05 85,269 posts
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    Freak. Like my wife who only butters one slice of bread in a sandwich. Not too bad if you've got mayo or something, but awful otherwise.
  • billythekid 23 Apr 2012 11:10:45 12,196 posts
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    Love the double padlocked bag!
  • L_Franko Moderator 23 Apr 2012 11:14:08 9,695 posts
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    midnight_walker wrote:
    Does anyone else ever toast bread on one side only and then butter the soft untoasty side? If not, YOU SHOULD.
    Weirdo.
  • Razz 23 Apr 2012 11:23:28 63,431 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Love the double padlocked bag!
    It's slightly crazy, isn't it?
  • Vice.Destroyer 30 Apr 2012 17:59:07 7,177 posts
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    Oi, it was not crazy. It was necessary.

    /twitches
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