Following The Farm latest - pig wanking with Rebecca Loos

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  • ssuellid 8 Oct 2004 16:08:14 19,141 posts
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    http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3596313

    "The RSPCA has urged viewers to boycott rural reality show The Farm after a scene in which Rebecca Loos extracted semen from a pig."

    "She spent 10 minutes stimulating a boar as she collected a flask of semen to inseminate sows."
  • RubyRed 8 Oct 2004 16:09:21 4,303 posts
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    I don't know how anyone could tell the difference between the pig and Rebecca Loos. Except pigs are nice and intelligent.
  • rauper 8 Oct 2004 16:10:04 3,379 posts
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    She could have at least let it jizz on her face.
  • tiddles 8 Oct 2004 16:11:05 3,555 posts
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    Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig on TV? Charlie Brooker would be proud - come back TV Go Home, all is forgiven!
  • Aga 8 Oct 2004 16:13:32 2,148 posts
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    Hey, I dont think the pig was complaining. This trivia list I have claims pigs have 30 minute orgasms.. so the pig got better treatment than Beckham ever did..
  • Nemesis 8 Oct 2004 16:13:44 19,876 posts
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    I bet she kept the text messages for later, though.

    /nods
  • rauper 8 Oct 2004 16:17:42 3,379 posts
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    lol Nem
  • ssuellid 8 Oct 2004 16:19:38 19,141 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Who's Rebecca Loos?


    David Beckhams ex PA - she sold her shagging him stories to the papers, TV, old lady at bus stop.
  • warlockuk 8 Oct 2004 16:20:14 19,500 posts
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    Heh, animal cruelty... jesus, she just gave the pig a wank!

    Funny though... they make note that seven people complained about the Ms. Loos' pig shandy but out of however many thousands must have seen the show that's fuck all. So 7 out of a few thousand can just fuck off and stop watching :)
  • warlockuk 8 Oct 2004 16:21:09 19,500 posts
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    ssuellid wrote:
    David Beckhams ex PA - she sold her shagging him stories to the papers, TV, old lady at bus stop.

    Oh her. In that case her "career" and life can be summed up in one phrase: Who gives a toss? :D
  • Sniffer 8 Oct 2004 16:21:55 328 posts
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    Yeah, but, Rebecca Loos.

    You would though, wouldn't you..?
  • mentat 8 Oct 2004 16:23:20 5,613 posts
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    Sniffer wrote:
    Yeah, but, Rebecca Loos.

    You would though, wouldn't you..?

    /shrugs

    i would.

    /shrugs again.
  • warlockuk 8 Oct 2004 16:25:34 19,500 posts
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    Sniffer wrote:
    Yeah, but, Rebecca Loos.

    You would though, wouldn't you..?

    ...no
  • HarryB 8 Oct 2004 16:26:44 7,630 posts
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    YEAH SHES ALRIGHT
  • Retroid Moderator 8 Oct 2004 16:27:01 45,464 posts
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    Sniffer wrote:
    Yeah, but, Rebecca Loos.

    You would though, wouldn't you..?
    She'd have to wash her hands.

    Edited by Retroid at 15:28:43 08-10-2004
  • tannerd 8 Oct 2004 16:27:12 2,691 posts
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    mentat wrote:
    Sniffer wrote:
    Yeah, but, Rebecca Loos.

    You would though, wouldn't you..?

    /shrugs

    i would.

    /shrugs again.

    Sloppy Seconds?

    To a pig?
  • Deleted user 8 October 2004 16:27:39
    warlockuk wrote:
    Sniffer wrote:
    Yeah, but, Rebecca Loos.

    You would though, wouldn't you..?

    ...no

    Um...definatley not. She aint right in the head and is pretty ugly...
  • Aga 8 Oct 2004 16:30:08 2,148 posts
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    tannerd wrote:
    Sloppy Seconds?

    To a pig?
    You'll have her on top going squuueeeeal like a pig boy, squuuuueeeeaaaaaaaal
  • tannerd 8 Oct 2004 16:33:46 2,691 posts
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    Aga wrote:
    tannerd wrote:
    Sloppy Seconds?

    To a pig?
    You'll have her on top going squuueeeeal like a pig boy, squuuuueeeeaaaaaaaal

    Have you got a hidden camera in my room?

    Actually, pretend I didn't say anything...
  • Deleted user 8 October 2004 16:36:08
    She would do more harm to a mans reputation than than being caught with std infected prostitutes...
  • warlockuk 8 Oct 2004 16:38:34 19,500 posts
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    Madder Max wrote:

    Um...definatley not. She aint right in the head and is pretty ugly...

    Exactly!
  • bainbrge 8 Oct 2004 16:39:32 1,687 posts
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    Madder Max wrote:
    She would do more harm to a mans reputation than than being caught with std infected prostitutes...

    Depends how many prostitutes, and what STD's. For example, if I was caught in flagrante with 20 prostitutes who had chlamydia (and I was using a condom), I feel my reputation amongst the chattering classes would be enhanced.
  • RubyRed 8 Oct 2004 16:39:50 4,303 posts
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    Thank goodness someone on this forum has some blimmin' taste! The woman's an absolute scumbag.
  • Deleted user 8 October 2004 16:42:21
    bainbrge wrote:
    Madder Max wrote:
    She would do more harm to a mans reputation than than being caught with std infected prostitutes...

    Depends how many prostitutes, and what STD's. For example, if I was caught in flagrante with 20 prostitutes who had chlamydia (and I was using a condom), I feel my reputation amongst the chattering classes would be enhanced.

    .....only whilst this momentary glorifying of slapperness lasts. She will be a great example of how women should not be, for generations to come (hopefully). You can have a pretty (ish) face, and still be ugly....
  • mr-rick 8 Oct 2004 16:43:23 1,044 posts
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    rougher than sandpaper is I believe the expression...
  • Decoded 8 Oct 2004 16:48:38 4,426 posts
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    Why oh why did I open this thread...?

    Anyway, Loos is fucking hideous, both pre and post pig wanking. Now excuse me while I go set fire to Channel 5.

    Edited by Decoded at 15:49:08 08-10-2004
  • Nemesis 8 Oct 2004 16:48:38 19,876 posts
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    You can do yer own searching me lad; I wouldn't even touch it via Google.
  • Deleted user 8 October 2004 16:50:24
    becky
  • Spanky 8 Oct 2004 16:50:56 15,030 posts
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    rauper wrote:
    She could have at least let it jizz on her face.
    Lol, so much so i'm gonna print it on a t-shirt and sell it at the market. \o/
  • mentat 8 Oct 2004 16:51:54 5,613 posts
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    tannerd wrote:
    mentat wrote:
    Sniffer wrote:
    Yeah, but, Rebecca Loos.

    You would though, wouldn't you..?

    /shrugs

    i would.

    /shrugs again.

    Sloppy Seconds?

    To a pig?

    /shrugs
    but i know she didn't mean it when she was with the pig...
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