A message of thanks from KTM in Afghanistan Page 8

  • Venatio Features Manager, Gamer Network 9 Dec 2010 11:35:17 4,670 posts
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    Updated with names.
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    Venatio, you need to wear more clothing. You must be freezing when you go outside!
  • Deleted user 9 December 2010 11:37:25
    I just knew Craigy would look like that. Good man.
  • Venatio Features Manager, Gamer Network 9 Dec 2010 11:37:34 4,670 posts
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    And yet I'm the only one without flu...
  • jungle_ninja 9 Dec 2010 11:45:20 107 posts
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    he's 45, apparently war zones make you look younger, something about dust and gun oil...
  • Nexus_6 9 Dec 2010 11:53:45 6,169 posts
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    Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here.

    Apart from the guy with access to guns
  • Slint1000 9 Dec 2010 12:06:40 3,596 posts
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    This is such a great thread it really is. How many points were scored for returning the flag anyway?

    And KTM you really do look far too fresh faced for someone who's been in the desert for months playing soldiers!
  • boo 9 Dec 2010 12:06:40 13,901 posts
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    Jeez, KTM! Does your mother know you're out without a coat?
    I've eaten cheese that's older than you!

    Massive kudos to you for what you're doing though!
  • Venatio Features Manager, Gamer Network 9 Dec 2010 12:08:00 4,670 posts
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    Slint1000 wrote:
    How many points were scored for returning the flag anyway?

    I think it was pints rather than points.
  • Stickman 9 Dec 2010 12:08:49 29,986 posts
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    Solid 1,000 yard stare as well.
  • Dirtbox 9 Dec 2010 12:09:21 92,600 posts
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  • Murbs 9 Dec 2010 12:43:37 25,152 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Jeez, KTM! Does your mother know you're out in Paddington Bear's coat?

    Fixed
  • Murbs 9 Dec 2010 12:46:19 25,152 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Venatio, you need to wear more clothing. You must be freezing when you go outside!


    Craigy only grew the beard in the vain hope that people wouldn't recognise him as 'the one who lost to his sister on Gamesmaster'. No fooling us!
  • craigy Staff 9 Dec 2010 12:58:22 9,501 posts
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    :'(
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGGar6MeHKc
  • pinebear 9 Dec 2010 13:05:23 8,571 posts
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    ^ the other vid on that account is quite good too :)
  • DaM 9 Dec 2010 13:08:50 17,729 posts
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    Venatio wrote:
    Updated with names.

    This is terrible, it's like when you see people you listen to on the radio every day on TV for the first time :(

    You were all so much "cooler" and better looking in my head!

    Apart from Venatio who is fat.
  • Venatio Features Manager, Gamer Network 9 Dec 2010 13:10:03 4,670 posts
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    Aww.

    Oh man. :(
  • craigy Staff 9 Dec 2010 13:10:57 9,501 posts
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    You're in there, Ven! Get stuck in! You may not get another chance.
  • mrpon 9 Dec 2010 13:11:14 37,367 posts
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    Jeez that KTM kid is young, you should be modelling t-shirts in the Littlewoods catalogue son!

    Do your squaddies call you babyface or some other witty moniker?
  • KTM 9 Dec 2010 20:06:36 1,674 posts
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    I'm a divorced father of two stuck in a 15 year olds body. I'm 23 and the majority of the lads I work with are younger. Soldiers is a boys' game. No one else is stupid enough.
  • sirtacos 12 Dec 2010 07:40:11 8,279 posts
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    The army does wonders for the skin. I can see Nivea releasing a new moisturiser called "WAR!" with traces of depleted uranium and ground up casualties from collateral damage.

    Sorry; tasteless. Anyway you do look shockingly young but that'll come in handy 10-20 years down the line. And +1 to boo's kudos.

    Can you grow a beard?

    Be safe.
  • THFourteen 12 Dec 2010 08:59:13 54,987 posts
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    Nvidia : the way it should be moist
  • KTM 12 Dec 2010 10:42:03 1,674 posts
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    So I'm going back today. I'm not looking forward to it although I do want to get back to the lads.

    I have spent the last two weeks living the dream. There's not been a single wasted day. I'm going back feeling like I couldn't have done anything else to make it better.

    Thanks very much for inviting me down EG, we'll have to go out on a Friday when you've got no plans.

    See you on the flip side guys and girls. I'll do my best to update as and when I can but Internet access is limited. I'm taking a camera this time too so I will be able to show you more interesting things.

    Love you long time.

    KTM

    Also not in the national press please, it will cause me all types of bother.
  • dominalien 12 Dec 2010 10:47:28 10,703 posts
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    Stay safe.
  • billythekid 12 Dec 2010 11:17:49 12,595 posts
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    Best of luck mate! Keep your head down.
  • LionheartDJH 12 Dec 2010 11:24:24 20,303 posts
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    KTM wrote:
    Also not in the national press please, it will cause me all types of bother.

    /stealth I'll never hear the end of it from the rest of the lads and my superiors post ;)

    Best of luck KTM. Come back safe again.
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