Following Sky Broadband? Torrenting Porn? BUSTED! Page 9

  • mrpon 16 Jul 2015 10:49:13 35,401 posts
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    Who downloads porn though? Seriously?
  • THFourteen 16 Jul 2015 10:51:08 52,833 posts
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    Was thinking I might have to start downloading a stash for when the kid is old enough to use the internet and I have to switch all the blocking on :-(
  • Not-a-reviewer 16 Jul 2015 10:52:24 5,793 posts
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    Variation is important, no hard drive is big enough for that.
  • Rivuzu 16 Jul 2015 11:07:51 18,206 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Was thinking I might have to start downloading a stash for when the kid is old enough to use the internet and I have to switch all the blocking on :-(
    Pish, you mean to say you didn't look at porn till you were over 18? It's a rite of passage!

    I'm not saying refer some to him, but getting caught is almost a part of puberty these days
  • DaM 16 Jul 2015 11:13:00 17,374 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Was thinking I might have to start downloading a stash for when the kid is old enough to use the internet and I have to switch all the blocking on :-(
    I just tell mine that I have a record of every link followed, every file downloaded. I've shown them the log file on the router.

    I thought I had caught him out recently, lots of very iffy, sickening URLs. But I checked the IPs of the devices and it was me :)
  • OtterofJustice 16 Jul 2015 11:16:16 2,270 posts
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    I once found a bag of porn mags in a bush (fitting) on the way to primary school (late years) and was like a god to the other boys. Nowadays it's a click away...but yeah, why download porn now? The umpteen streaming sites on the internet have you covered for speed runs or drawn out epics, plus there's no hard copies to be used against you as evidence of your (legal) seedier predelictions by nosey wives/husbands/partners etc.
  • anephric 16 Jul 2015 11:17:12 3,389 posts
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    @Acidizer It was Mr Honey and his now defunct Bluebird films. He said piracy was making his company go bust and, ta da, it did.
  • Deleted user 16 July 2015 11:19:12
    There was a news article not so long ago which reported that a large number of teenagers were doing secks and finishing up with a facial, because of all the porno they watched made em think that was how secks always finished
  • anephric 16 Jul 2015 11:21:13 3,389 posts
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    Also, ladies being asked for up the bum as a matter of course.

    I fail to see any downsides with these new yoof trends.
  • Not-a-reviewer 16 Jul 2015 11:21:28 5,793 posts
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    I need to get myself a teen.
  • CosmicFuzz 16 Jul 2015 11:22:40 32,585 posts
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    Acidizer wrote:
    Finding the VHS tape hidden under the marital bed.

    That's a rite of passage!

    Used to always rewind it back to the exact same spot on the counter, to the second. Even placed markers around the tape when nabbing it, so I would be able to position it back in exactly the same place/angle.
    Nothing like wacking off to your parents' home made sex tape.
  • anephric 16 Jul 2015 11:27:54 3,389 posts
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    My dad was a (semi-pro) glamour photographer in the 70s, and had a MAHSIVE STASH of all his old contact sheets and negs in the attic of ladies with bushy minge and hairy armpits. I used to have a good 'rummage'.

    Unfortunately, and quite obviously, there were pictures of my Mum in there as well. Discovered on the vinegar strokes.

    Mum was a hottie in the 70s tho.

    Edited by anephric at 11:28:11 16-07-2015
  • Zeffi 16 Jul 2015 11:57:24 1,015 posts
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    pics?
  • THFourteen 16 Jul 2015 12:05:15 52,833 posts
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    Rivuzu wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    Was thinking I might have to start downloading a stash for when the kid is old enough to use the internet and I have to switch all the blocking on :-(
    Pish, you mean to say you didn't look at porn till you were over 18? It's a rite of passage!

    I'm not saying refer some to him, but getting caught is almost a part of puberty these days
    Sure but its my duty to make it as hard as possible for him. Teach the guy some resourcefulness :-)
  • Not-a-reviewer 16 Jul 2015 12:05:55 5,793 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    My dad was a (semi-pro) glamour photographer in the 70s, and had a MAHSIVE STASH of all his old contact sheets and negs in the attic of ladies with bushy minge and hairy armpits. I used to have a good 'rummage'.

    Unfortunately, and quite obviously, there were pictures of my Mum in there as well. Discovered on the vinegar strokes.

    Mum was a hottie in the 70s tho.
    Not many people admit to smashing one out over their 70 year old mother.
  • Rivuzu 16 Jul 2015 12:08:33 18,206 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Rivuzu wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    Was thinking I might have to start downloading a stash for when the kid is old enough to use the internet and I have to switch all the blocking on :-(
    Pish, you mean to say you didn't look at porn till you were over 18? It's a rite of passage!

    I'm not saying refer some to him, but getting caught is almost a part of puberty these days
    Sure but its my duty to make it as hard as possible for him. Teach the guy some resourcefulness :-)
    PHRASING.

    Edited by Rivuzu at 12:08:56 16-07-2015
  • iancognito 16 Jul 2015 12:09:05 2,476 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:its my duty to make it as hard as possible for him
    That's the porn's duty really.
  • iancognito 16 Jul 2015 12:10:01 2,476 posts
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    Damn, 30 seconds from smut.

    Much like the internet.
  • Godofporn 16 Jul 2015 12:14:51 6,740 posts
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    What is this!!!!
  • DarmokJalad 16 Jul 2015 12:33:55 63,703 posts
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    This thread reminds me of the eurogamer of old. Porn, incest and humour.
  • Deleted user 16 July 2015 13:06:23
    Razz wrote:
    This thread reminds me of the eurogamer of old. Porn, incest and humour.
    Ban pls ... wayward pines rules should be enforced

    1. Do not try to leave.
    2. Do not discuss the past.
    3. Do not discuss your life before.
    4. Always answer the phone if it rings.
  • L0cky 16 Jul 2015 13:21:03 2,041 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    There was a news article not so long ago which reported that a large number of teenagers were doing secks and finishing up with a facial, because of all the porno they watched made em think that was how secks always finished
    Ah, that'd explain http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/teenage-pregnancies-uk-drops-lowest-level-70-years
  • Godofporn 16 Jul 2015 13:28:45 6,740 posts
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    Just stream German water sports and be done with it
  • Fab4 16 Jul 2015 13:40:46 8,844 posts
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    L0cky wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    There was a news article not so long ago which reported that a large number of teenagers were doing secks and finishing up with a facial, because of all the porno they watched made em think that was how secks always finished
    Ah, that'd explain http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/teenage-pregnancies-uk-drops-lowest-level-70-years
    I also read there was an increase in half-finished plumbing jobs too.
  • L0cky 16 Jul 2015 13:42:34 2,041 posts
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    Fucking amateurs.torrent
  • billythekid 16 Jul 2015 13:56:47 12,357 posts
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    I miss the old playground joke 'Got any nude pics of your Mum? No? You want to buy some?'
  • THFourteen 16 Jul 2015 13:59:34 52,833 posts
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    Rivuzu wrote:

    PHRASING.
    Doh!

    /facepalm
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