The site's running like a dog Page 18

  • Ziz0u 29 Mar 2016 12:36:53 11,006 posts
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    Getting lots of timeouts and gateway errors.
  • Slint1000 29 Mar 2016 12:38:10 3,532 posts
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    It's running like a dog with no legs via my phone. I'm having to work!
  • sharpkiddie Staff 29 Mar 2016 12:39:00 473 posts
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    We had a database failure and have switched to a replica which will take a few moments to warm up.
  • Deleted user 29 March 2016 12:46:31
    sharpkiddie wrote:
    We had a database failure and have switched to a replica which will take a few moments to warm up.
    Did Vizzini fix it?
  • Deleted user 29 March 2016 12:48:55
    It's all Access based
  • EMarkM 29 Mar 2016 12:49:42 4,480 posts
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    addyb wrote:
    Did Vizzini fix it?
    Yes, I believe he redrilled the clustered pyramid.

    Edited by EMarkM at 12:49:55 29-03-2016
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 29 Mar 2016 12:53:06 32,235 posts
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    Don't worry everyone, I called 999. It seems to have worked because the site is back up, which I assume was thanks to me and not sharpkiddie fixing it. Guess I'm not the "irresponsible moron" and "time-waster" the surprisingly snippy woman on the phone suggested.
  • Metalfish 29 Mar 2016 13:07:54 9,191 posts
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    Thanks Fawkes!
  • Deleted user 29 March 2016 13:09:26
    EMarkM wrote:
    addyb wrote:
    Did Vizzini fix it?
    Yes, I believe he redrilled the clustered pyramid.
    :D
  • Load_2.0 29 Mar 2016 14:17:02 29,765 posts
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    Vizinni has the entire site backed up on a series of connected PlayStation consoles.

    He plans to download his consciousness into the PSN.
  • Load_2.0 29 Mar 2016 14:17:42 29,765 posts
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    UPLOAD.

    Fucking noob.
  • wrinkly 29 Mar 2016 14:20:59 3,721 posts
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    Even I knew you were 'slightly' wrong (i.e. 100%) on your first attempt.
  • Psiloc 29 Mar 2016 15:00:34 5,158 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Vizinni has the entire site backed up on a series of connected PlayStation consoles.

    He plans to download his consciousness into the PSN.
    Can you imagine doing that over IEEE 802.3? Luckily Sony added an ethernet port through a firmware update, like they're going to add an H.265 decoder and new HDMI port for 4K.
  • Load_2.0 29 Mar 2016 16:41:30 29,765 posts
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    He stills needs the RJ24 connection.
  • Tryhard 29 Mar 2016 18:34:23 12,014 posts
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    sharpkiddie wrote:
    We had a database failure and have switched to a replica which will take a few moments to warm up.
    If it is a lady replica I can warm it up quicker than you. ;-)
  • EMarkM 29 Mar 2016 18:36:09 4,480 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Vizinni has the entire site backed up on a series of connected PlayStation consoles.

    He plans to download his consciousness into the PSN.
    Can you imagine doing that over IEEE 802.3? Luckily Sony added an ethernet port through a firmware update, like they're going to add an H.265 decoder and new HDMI port for 4K.
    I wish mine had an Ethernet Port - it's still missing.

    Wait. there's a small crack in the corner, could it be forming...?
  • wrinkly 29 Mar 2016 18:36:40 3,721 posts
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    Dirty boy.
  • EMarkM 29 Mar 2016 18:37:58 4,480 posts
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    :D
  • neilka 7 May 2016 00:44:58 22,656 posts
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    I think it's broken
  • mAc6 7 May 2016 00:53:21 3,382 posts
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    Yea I just wanna chill with my EG homies on a Friday night, hanging, vaping, having a laurgh yes, and you mess that up, you got issues? I love but still I could mur.der for a topless portable view right here right now, workit EG, stay wit me, we need you, hell I need you

    TONIGHT
  • Dirtbox 7 May 2016 01:15:51 91,187 posts
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    Post deleted
  • mal 7 May 2016 01:26:13 29,326 posts
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    Damnit, I was hoping we'd at least have got portable view back after this long offline.
  • Fake_Blood 7 May 2016 08:39:42 9,665 posts
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    FIRST
  • Globalmeltdown 7 May 2016 08:42:19 758 posts
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    Fourth
  • Deleted user 7 May 2016 08:44:04
    That was fun.
  • Deleted user 7 May 2016 08:45:34
    Are we blaming Ambrose for this?
  • pacrifice 7 May 2016 08:54:52 4,821 posts
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    We need a plan B. Another outpost whilst this has fallen and also, I'm not naming names but some people aren't even using full stops today.
  • Zeffi 7 May 2016 08:55:44 1,015 posts
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    I'd like a refund plz
  • beastmaster 7 May 2016 08:58:39 19,402 posts
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    If the site goes down, need to go to IGN forum and create a Panic Room thread there.
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