The site's running like a dog Page 19

  • Trafford 7 May 2016 09:04:08 8,401 posts
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    That totally ruined my morning shit.
  • crashVoodoo 7 May 2016 11:03:24 6,583 posts
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    So what the fuck. I didn't realise just how much I visited this damn site until I couldn't get on it.

    I felt alone.

    Edited by crashVoodoo at 11:03:46 07-05-2016
  • twelveways 7 May 2016 11:19:44 7,131 posts
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    I usually surf EG whilst pretending to work on Saturday mornings, today I had to pretend to be pretending to work. It was confusing and scary.
  • Tryhard 7 May 2016 12:31:58 12,014 posts
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    Someone left the gate open to the comments section again.

    Enjoy your tar and feathering.
  • sport 7 May 2016 12:35:03 15,565 posts
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    Clearly the influx of strap-on orders was too overwhelming.

    Edited by sport at 12:35:41 07-05-2016
  • Load_2.0 7 May 2016 12:36:24 30,647 posts
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    It's clearly a vizinni DDoS.
  • Ror 7 May 2016 13:09:55 19,463 posts
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    Distributed denial of sanity?
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 7 May 2016 13:13:31 47,498 posts
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    I quite liked it being down. I could do with it being down all day today so I can do the gardening in peace without a fight breaking out over who's toy is better... Again.
  • Deleted user 7 May 2016 13:28:21
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    I quite liked it being down. I could do with it being down all day today so I can do the gardening in peace without a fight breaking out over who's toy is better... Again.
    In fairness, we are adult enough (hopefully) to handle a disagreement without having to be supervised at all times. I am sure you can take a day off to do gardening and stuff
  • EMarkM 7 May 2016 13:29:16 4,530 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    I quite liked it being down. I could do with it being down all day today so I can do the gardening in peace without a fight breaking out over who's toy is better... Again.
    But my 1979 petrol Atco IS better than your shitty Qualcast.

    /MowingMasterRace
  • Dirtbox 28 Jun 2016 11:38:39 91,215 posts
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    Post deleted
  • mAc6 28 Jun 2016 14:48:14 3,382 posts
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    kkkrggggh.k..kkkhgghgrrr k kgrrrgr ggrgk k
  • Load_2.0 28 Sep 2016 07:54:30 30,647 posts
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    Just me with issues this morning?

    Maybe it was my tricksie phone.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 28 Sep 2016 07:57:07 22,627 posts
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    Nah it was fucked.
  • Jono62 28 Sep 2016 07:58:47 23,639 posts
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    Its what happens when too many lefty liberals post at the same time.
  • jonsaan 28 Sep 2016 08:05:24 27,052 posts
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    Surely the site would never be up if that was the case? ;)

    Edited by jonsaan at 08:05:45 28-09-2016
  • Ddanno 28 Sep 2016 08:27:03 1,498 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    That totally ruined my morning shit.
  • Deleted user 22 December 2016 15:24:56
    sooooo slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    also getting 504 gateway errors
  • Deleted user 22 December 2016 15:25:40
    sooooo slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    also getting 501 gateway errors
  • ghostgate2001 22 Dec 2016 15:29:43 667 posts
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    Thought it was just me, because my internet is crap and I'm downloading something at the mo.

    Yes, the site's horribly slow and I've had gateway errors too.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 31 Jan 2017 15:51:20 22,627 posts
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    ITS THE NAZIS
  • neilka 31 Jan 2017 16:22:15 23,002 posts
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    It was craggy bringing that Alien Isolation thread back. He's caused a rift in spacetime and now it's all fucked.
  • mrpon 31 Jan 2017 17:26:50 35,807 posts
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    Put another 50p in the meter Loman.
  • funkstar 31 Jan 2017 17:39:59 3,280 posts
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    funny thing is for me each thread in the forum loads fine (if slow), except this one. ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU
  • Vortex808 31 Jan 2017 20:47:49 13,541 posts
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    funkstar wrote:
    funny thing is for me each thread in the forum loads fine (if slow), except this one. ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU
    Craigy's pay gets docked for each complaint in here.

    He's owe the EG towers overlords a pack of soft mints and some jaffa cakes now.
  • neilka 8 Feb 2017 19:09:11 23,002 posts
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    Craaaaaagggyyy
  • mal 8 Feb 2017 19:17:05 29,326 posts
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    This better be the teething trouble of integrating new potable mode. Potable mode FTW!
  • DrStrangelove 8 Feb 2017 19:20:04 14,913 posts
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    I want my fucking money back
  • mAc6 8 Feb 2017 19:31:22 3,382 posts
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    my muscle aches of memory
  • Frogofdoom 8 Feb 2017 19:33:20 15,416 posts
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    Site went down as letsgo and english gamer met. The combined stupid sent shockwaves through the internet, please get rid of one of them before it happens again with fatal consequences for humanity.
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