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  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Dec 2019 14:58:25 25,562 posts
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    He found out that tesco had been using pollack instead of cod in their fishfingers and he ended up beating a shop assistant to death with his shoe. He's due for parole in 2026.
  • HisDudness 9 Dec 2019 15:02:07 1,725 posts
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    Dombat wrote:
    Where did Superbob go?
    He headed out to get Brexit done.
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 15:03:18 10,212 posts
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    I would like a Superbob movie, in the vain of that Limitless one. Superbob takes a pill and becomes aware of the vast limitlessness of everything. He then walks around the world letting people know that the result could go one way or another like some decomposed SchrŲdinger's cat (thanks google for help spelling that).

    Only to snap when after being confronted that the truth is, there is no 'well it could be cod but maybe its pollack' argument and beats a shop assistant to death with a shoe... it could be the left one or maybe the right.
  • Deleted user 9 December 2019 15:16:08
    His input on the VAR debate is sorely missed.

    So is Vizzini's actually.
  • Jono62 9 Dec 2019 15:30:48 25,346 posts
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    @Graxlar_v3 https://youtu.be/gyHN3_ZUyuA

    Almost the same.

    Edited by Jono62 at 15:31:09 09-12-2019
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 15:35:52 10,212 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    @Graxlar_v3 https://youtu.be/gyHN3_ZUyuA

    Almost the same.
    I'm sorry, that trailer had superbob kissing a real life person with a pulse. That is just too much.
  • Trowel 9 Dec 2019 19:18:33 23,486 posts
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    SuperCoolEskimo wrote:
    Donít do it, Everton.

    Fucking donít.
    Good ebening.

    Mildly amused to see #Eberton trending today.
  • evild_edd 9 Dec 2019 19:51:39 4,247 posts
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    evild_edd wrote:
    As for playing people in their proper positions, just go the following....

    Leno
    Bellerin - Chambers - Holding - Tierney
    Xhaka - Torreira
    Ozil
    Pepe - Auba/Laca - Martinelli/youngster

    I appreciate it's not perfect - and those players aren't perfect - but it at least makes sense. I reckon we might as well go the young(er) CBs now. They'll still make the odd mistake but it's more forgivable in them, and they actually stand a chance of learning from them.

    Freddie must've Read my post ;0)

    (Holding injured so doesn't count)

    Now watch us lose anyway!
  • Dougs 9 Dec 2019 20:07:17 94,595 posts
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    Bellers injured in the warm up
  • askew 9 Dec 2019 20:29:46 21,552 posts
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    Fooks sake.
  • Dougs 9 Dec 2019 20:30:35 94,595 posts
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    Just dumb bad luck that
  • Dougs 9 Dec 2019 20:31:08 94,595 posts
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    This is a terrible game of football btw
  • kentmonkey 9 Dec 2019 20:32:05 23,609 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    This is a terrible game of football btw
    It's like a championship match



    One season early
  • Blackmarsh63 9 Dec 2019 20:36:04 3,336 posts
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    @Dougs Its like an end of season kickabout. Dire stuff.
  • askew 9 Dec 2019 20:38:44 21,552 posts
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    Fucken' hell
  • Dougs 9 Dec 2019 20:39:32 94,595 posts
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    Man alive
  • reddevil93 9 Dec 2019 20:40:46 15,525 posts
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    Have to allow that, surely
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Dec 2019 20:43:18 25,562 posts
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  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Dec 2019 20:43:39 25,562 posts
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    (sorry Dougs)
  • Dougs 9 Dec 2019 20:44:52 94,595 posts
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    reddevil93 wrote:
    Have to allow that, surely
    I have no idea what took them so long.
  • askew 9 Dec 2019 20:48:20 21,552 posts
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    New manager bounce lol
  • Dougs 9 Dec 2019 20:49:17 94,595 posts
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    I really really loathe Mike Dean
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 20:56:10 10,212 posts
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    Turns out Emery was actually a tactical genius getting these arsenal players to actually play as a half decent team some of the time.
  • Trowel 9 Dec 2019 21:02:22 23,486 posts
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    Arsenal need to start taking these pre-season friendlies seriously.
  • CrispyXUKTurbo 9 Dec 2019 21:03:58 2,928 posts
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    Mate of mine is still blaming wenger for this
  • You-can-call-me-kal 9 Dec 2019 21:15:44 20,038 posts
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    CrispyXUKTurbo wrote:
    Mate of mine is still blaming wenger for this
    That will be the story until they next win something.
  • Dougs 9 Dec 2019 21:16:42 94,595 posts
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    Xhaka and Ozil have just thrown in the towel
  • askew 9 Dec 2019 21:20:40 21,552 posts
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    yay
  • Jono62 9 Dec 2019 21:22:47 25,346 posts
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    Martinelli is a proper goalscorer.
  • Dougs 9 Dec 2019 21:25:41 94,595 posts
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    Not a chance we are getting anything out of this game whilst they are all ambling about. Put some fucking effort in FFS
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