The all-new Premier League thread Page 8283

  • IRWATWO 14 Mar 2020 11:39:25 678 posts
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    This could be a real time saver if more widely applied. Cancel the Olympics from now on, US always come top anyway. Bung the 2020 F1 championship to Hamilton, he'll probably win it anyway. And McIlroy can have the green jacket, he's due another major.

    If anyone knows anything about horse racing, we could probably wrap up the Grand National today too :)

    Edited by IRWATWO at 11:41:15 14-03-2020
  • ResidentKnievel 14 Mar 2020 11:56:03 7,402 posts
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    With the way our Government are handling things this season might be renamed the 19/21 Premier League.
  • FWB 14 Mar 2020 13:25:27 56,337 posts
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    They can give Liverpool the league, but it won't be a proper win, and we'd all know it.
  • nickthegun 14 Mar 2020 13:56:46 81,348 posts
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    There will always be an asterisk next to it in the record books
  • captbirdseye 14 Mar 2020 13:59:05 9,565 posts
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    Ronaldinho won the Prison Championship lol.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/SantiRavidlasPy/status/1238606703920386053?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1238606703920386053&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2F2%2Ftwitter.min.html%231238606703920386053
  • HisDudness 14 Mar 2020 14:04:58 1,719 posts
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    I count three so far. Cheating, VAR and Covid
  • HisDudness 14 Mar 2020 14:17:14 1,719 posts
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    Champions* does have a certain ring to it I admit. But might be hard to rhyme. Is the asterisk silent?
  • IRWATWO 14 Mar 2020 14:17:42 678 posts
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    The Hubcap Premiership
  • Trowel 14 Mar 2020 14:28:45 23,304 posts
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    The Valiant Associates Reward cup.
  • Steve-Perry 14 Mar 2020 14:34:18 1,121 posts
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    If the title is given, it literally wasn't won. Liverpool can never say they won it, not unless it was mathematically over. It'll be the most hollow and worthless title win ever. Which is a shame, as they've played brilliantly.

    Better to come back next year and do the same again and win it honestly. No questions can be asked then.
  • IRWATWO 14 Mar 2020 14:34:33 678 posts
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    The Looted League, the Pilfered Premiership, the Thieves Trophy.

    The We Haven't Earned It But We're Claiming It Anyway 19/20 Premier League.
  • Steve-Perry 14 Mar 2020 14:35:44 1,121 posts
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    @its-H1ggyLTD How does that work
  • Steve-Perry 14 Mar 2020 14:36:21 1,121 posts
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    its-H1ggyLTD wrote:
    Steve-Perry wrote:
    Better to come back next year and do the same again and win it honestly. No questions can be asked then.
    Oh, we'll do that too.

    38 wins.
    Yeah, but even that will be soured by this year. 38 wins eh? You can't get 2 on the bounce at the minute.
  • SolidSCB 14 Mar 2020 14:42:28 12,446 posts
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    Maybe they could do facemasks with a picture of the trophy on them for the first pre-game warmup when it gets going again.
  • Frogofdoom 14 Mar 2020 14:50:39 16,223 posts
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    Meeting on Thursday to work out what they are going to do apparently. If I had to guess I would assume they are going to fuck it up.
  • IRWATWO 14 Mar 2020 14:53:09 678 posts
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    Sporting events all over the world are going to face this problem. Here's a list of all those sporting clubs and teams worldwide, who are claiming they should win their local league because they happen to be top currently -

    Liverpool FC
  • SolidSCB 14 Mar 2020 14:54:33 12,446 posts
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    Celtic
  • IRWATWO 14 Mar 2020 15:05:19 678 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    Celtic
    Well Celtic have won it 8 times in a row.

    Where as Liverpool haven't won the title for 30 years. A whole generation. Beyond the memory of many fans. And they had just started to bottle it.

    Edited by IRWATWO at 15:05:56 14-03-2020
  • Dougs 14 Mar 2020 15:25:19 93,610 posts
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    Tbf, Klopp's statement was excellent. Even if you could tell it was slightly through gritted teeth

    Edited by Dougs at 15:29:09 14-03-2020
  • Frogofdoom 14 Mar 2020 15:28:15 16,223 posts
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    Yeah I thought so too. As awful as he can be when they lose, on important matters he is normally spot on.
  • Dougs 14 Mar 2020 15:29:43 93,610 posts
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    Yeah, he does seem a decent egg.
  • Dougs 14 Mar 2020 15:33:19 93,610 posts
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    https://mobile.twitter.com/lauralexx/status/1238601779773952005

    Edited by Dougs at 15:42:29 14-03-2020
  • Jono62 14 Mar 2020 15:34:36 24,799 posts
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    Lennon's statement was awful.
  • Jono62 14 Mar 2020 15:36:30 24,799 posts
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    @Dougs Remove the h from the link.
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