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The part the really annoys me is the owner always believes that they and the dog are blameless, you can even see hints of it in this thread. You must have been doing something... With that toddler playing in their garden like that, what else could my dog do but go out of control and tear the kid's face off? Kid should have known better! Should have stayed indoors hiding under their bed. I blame the parents! These people just don't know dogs... |
Why are 90%* of dog owners f*cking idiots? • Page 2
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Cappy 14,393 posts
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LionheartDJH 20,303 posts
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Registered 12 years agobillythekid wrote:
Stickman wrote:
Just kick it in the head.
Neck surely?
No, stick a finger up it's arse, that'll sort it out.
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nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTom_Servo wrote:
"Oh he's just playing" is one they often wheel out.
This is the problem, I think. The majority of dog owners know their dogs well and know their dogs will do fuck all, so they dont really worry about it.
Like the second lady. She will have known her dog wouldnt actually do anything so in her head its no big deal.
I hate dogs, so it pisses me off too. -
markh 3,599 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWhizzo wrote:
Sturgeon's Law applies to people who own dogs too.
Does Dog's Law apply to people who own sturgeons? -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoCappy wrote:
The part the really annoys me that is the owner always believes they and the dog are blameless, you can even see hints of it in this thread. You must have been doing something...
With that toddler playing in their garden like that, what else could my dog do but go out of control and tear the kid's face off? Kid should have known better! Should have stayed indoors hiding under their bed. I blame the parents! These people just don't know dogs...
It's always the owner's fault if the dog does something wrong. If my dog misbehaves, I'm perfectly happy to accept responsibility.
I wish some parents of horrible little stinking children took the same attitude. -
AcidSnake 8,461 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBe still Cody!
Anyone? -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAnother problem is that the only people nowadays who have time to look after dogs properly are dolers. -
Spanky 15,037 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWhizzo wrote:
Theodore? Attach rockets to their backsides and explore the galaxy?
Sturgeon's Law applies to people who own dogs too.
They're going to have to bring in a dog license. I love dogs, proper biblical like, but at least 4 out of the 5 i pass are babyeating monsters wielded by chavs not heavy enough to control them. Darkmongo would have a better chance of controlling a raging bull covered in tits. -
Tom_Servo 18,079 posts
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Registered 11 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
As a dog owner, I agree that lots of fellow owners are morons. Not picking up their dog's shit is one thing that really pisses me off too - yeah, it isn't pleasant, but either is stepping in it, you cunts.
Speaking of which, I saw white dog shit yesterday. Couldn't believe it. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agonickthegun wrote:
Another problem is that the only people nowadays who have time to look after dogs properly are dolers.
Oi, I'm no doler, motherfucker! -
chiefian 475 posts
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Registered 13 years agoYeah, if a dog came at you like that Lukus, in my opinion you'd be in the right to give it a good kicking. -
My experience with dogs and other people goes like this:
Guest/client comes round to house. At lunch time they give the dog some of their food by hand after asking if it was ok, I reply "It's fine so long as you realise that she'll beg whenever you have food from now on". Next meal the dog sits directly in front of the person waiting to be fed again and the person asks me to put her away somewhere as it's annoying. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoTom_Servo wrote:
JuanKerr wrote:
As a dog owner, I agree that lots of fellow owners are morons. Not picking up their dog's shit is one thing that really pisses me off too - yeah, it isn't pleasant, but either is stepping in it, you cunts.
Speaking of which, I saw white dog shit yesterday. Couldn't believe it.
I'm hoping one day that my dog will produce some white shit as I haven't seen it for years. Might have to mix some chalk in with her food to make it happen. -
Spanky 15,037 posts
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Registered 18 years agoOnly a well trained dog would take a kicking and then only from their owner, a stranger will just have their face eaten. Unless it's a festive dog. -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
nickthegun wrote:
Another problem is that the only people nowadays who have time to look after dogs properly are dolers.
Oi, I'm no doler, motherfucker!
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mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI took a dog for a walk once whilst eating a Cornetto (you know where this is going don't you?), bent down to unbuckle the lead and WHOOOOSHH!! justa one Cornetto turned into justa no Cornetto.
I could've punched him in the bollocks. -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoApparently the deficit in white dogshit is due to people not giving their dogs bones to gnaw on anymore. -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI like to think I could deck a dog if it came down to it. I wouldn't enjoy it. -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoGiven that 99% of people are fucking idiots, if only 90% of dog owners are fucking idiots then statistically speaking they're doing a lot better than most. -
Stickman 29,986 posts
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Registered 17 years agonickthegun wrote:
Apparently the deficit in white dogshit is due to people not giving their dogs bones to gnaw on anymore.
I heard it was because of Sharia law. -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThat only means you cant give them the bones of pigs or women. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agonickthegun wrote:
Apparently the deficit in white dogshit is due to people not giving their dogs bones to gnaw on anymore.
My dog gnaws on a bone all the time, but she has yet to produce white shit. You need to check your sources. -
Nozzinja 205 posts
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Registered 11 years agocianchristopher wrote:
Fuck dogs, and cats, and all pet owners. Animals in the fucking house? You're all cunts living in smelly houses with shit and hair all over them.
Wow!
My neighbours have 3 dogs and 1 cat, the dogs never get walked and they never ventilate their house (unless you count letting the dogs out into the back garden as ventilation). For this reason i can't leave my windows at the back of the house open until night as the smell is vomit inducing when they open their back door..
I know loads of people with pets and the majority of their houses are kept in top condition, its people that live in horrible conditions like that i just can't understand.
I dont make eye contact with dogs and they dont bother me, something about eye contact makes them excited ive noticed. -
Carlo 21,801 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
Plusone to this.
As a dog owner, I agree that lots of fellow owners are morons. Not picking up their dog's shit is one thing that really pisses me off too - yeah, it isn't pleasant, but either is stepping in it, you cunts.
Someone in my local area has obviously just got a dog (or more likely, some fucking 'tard has decided to get off his ass and start walking his dog) but thinks picking up his dog's shit is beneath him, and thus we have a 10 minute walk around our housing block covered i n dog shit. Including outside our house 3times this year so far.
When I catch the cunt in the act, i'll be doing something quite horrible to him, or follow him home and epithet report him to the council (they fine assholes like this) or will be anonymously posting some of his dog's shit in his house and wiping it on his door etc etc. -
the worst dog owners are the ones who allow their dogs to shit all over the pavement. there is a gutter you know! :/ -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDcP729UK wrote:
the worst dog owners are the ones who allow their dogs to shit all over the pavement. there is a gutter you know! :/
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cloke_silos wrote:
I don't think I have ever seen a dog shit in a gutter, come to think of it...
Probably because if a dog owner is thoughtful enough to make their dog shit in the gutter then they are thoughtful enough to pick up the shit afterwards too.
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