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Why are 90%* of dog owners f*cking idiots? • Page 12
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CosmicFuzz 32,632 posts
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Isn't it compulsory to have them chipped already? Or is it just certain breeds?
Was told I had to get my Staffy done. -
MrMattAdz 3,671 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI think every dog has to be chipped, mine is (collie/springer spaniel). -
gammonbanter 2,282 posts
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Registered 14 years agoTake a dna sample while your at it, unscoped dog shit can then be matched to the dog and owner! Hefty fine or instant Judge Dredd style justice can then be met out! -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNot sure I want to know how the owner's DNA is getting in there. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI used to have a greyhound, it didn't give a fuck about other dogs but if it saw a cat wooooooosh. Could never take her off the leash until got down to the park.
The entire time I could feel her charging up and by the time we got to the park BOOM Super Saiyan. Basically would have to smash tennis balls with a racket all over the place to deplete the energy levels. -
There's one dog on my street who only goes nuts when it sees a dog on a leash. My neighbur had to whip her little dog into the air to stop it from being eaten.
Still wouldn't complain. Mad street, also an old lady refusing to complain about a massive shed her neighbour built that blocks out all her sunlight, mad street. -
Jimez 392 posts
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Registered 7 years agoMy dog is alright most of the time, i say most of the time, she doesn't bite anyone. But i have seen her see a child, run over to it and run around in a circle a few times around said child before running back to me whilst off the lead. -
Mine can be a bit boisterous when he first meets a new friend. He's very excitable and can sometimes be a little too rough. But he knows when he's told enough and stop, he immediately does. Always goes to say hello to people when he's off the lead.
Can't play ball with him though. Throw it, he'll run over and destroy it.
Friendly as they come and daft as a bag of bolts. -
MrMattAdz 3,671 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI think I got lucky with my dog in that regard, if I have a ball then all he cares about is getting it back to me as quickly as possible after I've thrown it. He won't even look at anything other than the ball as well, which has led to a few incidents where I've thrown the ball and he's ran straight into a tree at full sprint .gif)
One time my brother threw the ball past me and my dog just plowed through my legs (literally rotated me a full 90° causing me to land on my face) and he didn't even slow down to check if I was alright.
He's a fucking idiot, but he's the best thing to happen to my family, honestly don't know if I'd want to get another dog when he eventually dies
Edited by MrMattAdz at 16:08:31 30-09-2015 -
McEwan 884 posts
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Registered 8 years agoGot a staffy pup a few months back. Soft as anything - loves playing with other dogs and kids but had to do a lot of training to keep him down from jumping at folk for kisses and attention. He also got house trained really quick - only did it indoors if he didn't get let out. He's really vocal about going out but only barks when I'm playing rough with the kids as he thinks I'm hurting them.
Only thing to say is getting him spayed helped with his behaviour massively.
He may have inadvertently hospitalised me by flipping me running through my legs but my youngest adores him and he's part of our family now.
I didn't want a dog, by the way - it's all the wife's fault. -
Dog owners are usually a type of sketchy and mentally ill person. These are types of people with addictive personalities that don't know how to say "NO". These types of people are often quite literally expendable because they are just that stupid. Who actually thinks the "WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 2017" ? Nobody who's smart that's for sure. But that's exactly how a dog owner thinks -as they are idiots. Dog's are disgusting freakish creatures (look in the bible) they love to masturbate and have sex with many different breeds and that "Defines" them. They live to feel what they consider to be sexual pleasure dogs are literally a Pagan creature and in many cultures are considered to be "bad luck" or maybe even of the devil.[img][/img] https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwedontchewglass.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F10%2Fdog.jpg%3Fw%3D300%26h%3D182&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwedontchewglass.wordpress.com%2Fcategory%2Fnature-hates-me%2F&docid=fjoFxCS2Jb579M&tbnid=0IAGqIjD59S4PM%3A&w=300&h=183&bih=651&biw=1366&ved=0ahUKEwiRzeHitt3PAhVFbSYKHdYpB2EQMwgjKAUwBQ&iact=mrc&uact=8 -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI like you. -
creepiest-lizard 2,977 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI like the cut of his jib -
twelveways 7,131 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPost of the fucking year -
Dogs are genetically superior to humans, except when humans get in the way with their fucked up notions of breeding... Give me a mongrel over a mong like this guy any day. -
killersrquiet 3,192 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI've never seen a dog masturbate, beastiality porn must have progressed down the years
Who knew a dog could do that
Mind blown
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greg_wha 1,392 posts
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Registered 9 years agoMy cat licks his red rocket frantically when it pops out every 3 months or so, technically giving himself a blowjob.
Off topic, as he's not a dog. -
There are way too many nut jobs on this planet. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoSomeone shared this on fb yesterday and then this post is bumped....
https://youtu.be/s4mKtneJCW0 -
brokenkey 11,128 posts
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Registered 20 years agoMODS! For gods sake, get a mod in here, stat. -
Skirlasvoud 4,039 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThe Mods are busy jerking off to what Frogofdoom just posted. They'll be with us in a minute. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoNot sure it requires modding its a nature video. Just needs David Attenborough commentary -
Skirlasvoud 4,039 posts
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Registered 11 years agoFrogofdoom wrote:
That logic would apply to any pornhub video though. "Here we see the mating habits of a dward, a taiwanese ladyboy and an oversized African-American."
Not sure it requires modding its a nature video. Just needs David Attenborough commentary
Don't see me posting those videos here either.
Or do you?
Edited by Skirlasvoud at 12:38:30 16-10-2016 -
Rodimus-Prime 498 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI had a pretty bad experience with a dog the other day. I was just on my way home from the cinema, when this savage beast nipped me on the ankle. I think 'yorkshire terrier' is the name of the breed.
It didn't draw blood or anything, but when i got home i started to worry that i had been infected with rabies as i noticed my mouth was foaming slightly... but it turned out that was just because i had a bag of sherbet lemons while watching Bridget Jones' Baby. -
Rodimus-Prime wrote:
This needs to be worked into our comic. Was the dog an ice cream
I had a pretty bad experience with a dog the other day. I was just on my way home from the cinema, when this savage beast nipped me on the ankle. I think 'yorkshire terrier' is the name of the breed.
It didn't draw blood or anything, but when i got home i started to worry that i had been infected with rabies as i noticed my mouth was foaming slightly... but it turned out that was just because i had a bag of sherbet lemons while watching Bridget Jones' Baby.
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