Why are 90%* of dog owners f*cking idiots? Page 3

  • Deleted user 18 January 2011 16:07:30
    Fucking neighbours cats constantly shit in my garden.
  • yupyup 18 Jan 2011 16:07:56 3,701 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    When I catch the cunt in the act, i'll be doing something quite horrible to him, or follow him home and epithet report him to the council (they fine assholes like this) or will be anonymously posting some of his dog's shit in his house and wiping it on his door etc etc.

    Dogshit is to Carlo what cat bells are to phAge.
  • Tom_Servo 18 Jan 2011 16:08:24 18,079 posts
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    The neighbours across the landing here let their dogs shit all over the shared garden. Top class.
  • Deleted user 18 January 2011 16:08:56
    Hitler loved his dog, therefore..
  • JuanKerr 18 Jan 2011 16:09:14 37,710 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    This is why I think all people should be allowed to carry a special gun that shoots a dart that is fatal only to dogs. So if a dog charges at you or sniffs your arse or tries to eat your sandwich, BAM, dead dog. Owners would soon keep them on a fucking lead then.

    Shooting the twat of an owner would be more effective in the long run - stops them going out and getting another dog.
  • Deleted user 18 January 2011 16:09:16
    Tom_Servo wrote:
    The neighbours across the landing here let their dogs shit all over the shared garden. Top class.

    scoop it and flick it at their windows, if they complain blame it on birds
  • JuanKerr 18 Jan 2011 16:11:31 37,710 posts
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    DrCoffin wrote:
    Playgrounds , parks , beaches , the dirty bastards get everywhere. Like I said , nothing but domesticted vermin.

    You do realise that it's the owner's fault don't you? The dogs don't think "Oh, here's a nice playground, I'm gonna shit in it".
  • nickthegun 18 Jan 2011 16:12:53 87,711 posts
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    hello_fi wrote:
    Nothing like this thread to remind you that EG is full of foppish, cat loving gaylords.

    I hate cats and dogs equally
  • Deleted user 18 January 2011 16:14:12
    JuanKerr wrote:
    DcP729UK wrote:
    the worst dog owners are the ones who allow their dogs to shit all over the pavement. there is a gutter you know! :/
    Agreed, that's disgusting. I always ensure that my dog shits in playgrounds.
    :D
  • SlackMaster 18 Jan 2011 16:23:14 3,156 posts
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    We have a lot of problems with dog owners around us as well... Personally I think that owners should be made responsible under law for the actions of their dogs. If it attacks someone the owners should be held accountable i.e. criminal neglegence/GBH etc, should apply under these circumstances.

    There should be much harsher fining for those idiots that let their dogs sh!t all over the place. They brought the dog so they should clean up after it as it clearly can't do it itself.

    Problems are with the idiotic owners and not the dogs. Unfortunately the government seems to pussy foot around the whole thing. If you own a dog and are responsible you have nothing to worry about so not sure why they don't just crack down on all these chavs that own dogs.
  • Deleted user 18 January 2011 16:26:08
    FluffyTucker wrote:
    I think dogs should just be banned in urban areas, dog keeping it's an outdated tradition that has no place in modern city life.

    Er, how so?
  • Grunk 18 Jan 2011 16:26:36 4,718 posts
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    Certainly some kind of basic intelligence and poo handling test is in order
  • nickthegun 18 Jan 2011 16:29:21 87,711 posts
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    AaronTurner wrote:
    FluffyTucker wrote:
    I think dogs should just be banned in urban areas, dog keeping it's an outdated tradition that has no place in modern city life.

    Er, how so?

    Because modern houses are too small to house anything but rat dogs and people dont have the time to look after them properly anymore.
  • JuanKerr 18 Jan 2011 16:29:40 37,710 posts
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    Considering most people lack the ability to put their litter in a bin, it doesn't surprise me that people don't bother to pick up their dog's shit.
  • Deleted user 18 January 2011 16:30:13
    nickthegun wrote:
    AaronTurner wrote:
    FluffyTucker wrote:
    I think dogs should just be banned in urban areas, dog keeping it's an outdated tradition that has no place in modern city life.

    Er, how so?

    Because modern houses are too small to house anything but rat dogs and people dont have the time to look after them properly anymore.

    In a day and age where many people work from home I'd probably argue a point here but I can't be bothered to.
  • Deleted user 18 January 2011 16:30:26
    It had no place in traditional city life either.
  • jonsaan 18 Jan 2011 16:30:46 27,052 posts
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    Dogs can smell fear. Man up.
  • Lukus 18 Jan 2011 16:32:55 24,639 posts
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    Next dog owner I see leaving their dog's shit un-scooped, I'm launching it at the back of their head. Or I'm following them back to the car and taking a dump on their dashboard.
  • sirtacos 18 Jan 2011 16:34:00 8,279 posts
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    AaronTurner wrote:
    My experience with dogs and other people goes like this:

    Guest/client comes round to house. At lunch time they give the dog some of their food by hand after asking if it was ok, I reply "It's fine so long as you realise that she'll beg whenever you have food from now on". Next meal the dog sits directly in front of the person waiting to be fed again and the person asks me to put her away somewhere as it's annoying.

    This is why people are cunts and puppies get abandoned in January.
  • nickthegun 18 Jan 2011 16:34:13 87,711 posts
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    Its the reason why there are so many cats around.

    We want to get our daughter a rabbit but on a street with about 30 houses, there are at least 15 of the cunts stalking around so the poor thing would be harassed to death.
  • mrpon 18 Jan 2011 16:35:01 37,366 posts
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    Genuine question, if it's runny how are you supposed to scoop it up? Do you carry straws with you?
  • nickthegun 18 Jan 2011 16:36:19 87,711 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    barking travels for miles

    Theres a jack russell in a house behind us that does nothing but sit in the back garden and bark for 12 hours solid.

    Next summer there are going to be domestos sausages going over the fence.
  • billythekid 18 Jan 2011 16:36:36 12,595 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Its the reason why there are so many cats around.

    We want to get our daughter a rabbit but on a street with about 30 houses, there are at least 15 of the cunts stalking around so the poor thing would be harassed to death.

    Get one of those huge fuck off great rabbits, they won't harass that.
  • Deleted user 18 January 2011 16:37:26
    Lukus wrote:
    Next dog owner I see leaving their dog's shit un-scooped, I'm launching it at the back of their head. Or I'm following them back to the car and taking a dump on their dashboard.

    hahaha I've actually shit on someones windscreen....but that was a non dog related shit.
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