Following The UK General Politics Thread Page 909

  • simpleexplodingmaybe 14 May 2018 21:37:27 6,502 posts
    Seen 6 hours ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    H1ggyLTD wrote:
    Pro-gammon.
    Is golf club ukipper a race now?
  • GoatApocalypse 15 May 2018 13:24:34 3,849 posts
    Seen 7 minutes ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    H1ggyLTD wrote:
    Helen Lewis is diabolical.
    She is proof that gammon should not only be applied to men.
  • thelzdking 15 May 2018 13:45:15 7,822 posts
    Seen 5 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Who is she and what has she done?
  • askew 15 May 2018 13:55:27 16,590 posts
    Seen 19 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Gammonella.
  • askew 15 May 2018 13:55:27 16,590 posts
    Seen 19 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    St00pid double post

    Edited by askew at 13:55:48 15-05-2018
  • TheSaint 15 May 2018 13:58:31 17,706 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    She gets some interesting fan mail:

    https://twitter.com/helenlewis/status/996289437918220289
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 15 May 2018 14:03:13 6,502 posts
    Seen 6 hours ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    Kinder, gentler politics
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 15 May 2018 14:55:17 6,502 posts
    Seen 6 hours ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    It's the big one

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/what-type-of-centrist-dad-are-you
  • disusedgenius 15 May 2018 14:57:57 9,107 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
    It's the big one

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/what-type-of-centrist-dad-are-you
    You got: Brextremist Centrist Dad

    I mean, they're 2/3rds right.
  • Frogofdoom 15 May 2018 15:00:35 7,937 posts
    Seen 25 minutes ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    For fucks sake it didn't work. That's 30 seconds of my life i wont get back.

    Did it again and got brextremist as well.

    Edited by Frogofdoom at 15:02:01 15-05-2018
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 May 2018 15:00:50 13,888 posts
    Seen 6 minutes ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    Yeah I got that too.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 15 May 2018 15:01:11 31,385 posts
    Seen 13 minutes ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    Fully Automated Luxury Centrist Dad, baby.
  • TheSaint 15 May 2018 15:08:23 17,706 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Central Centrist Dad
  • thelzdking 15 May 2018 15:10:31 7,822 posts
    Seen 5 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Central Centrist Dad. I am the centre of the world.
  • thelzdking 15 May 2018 15:12:51 7,822 posts
    Seen 5 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    It's wrong though because it says that I don't like lager, and I love lager. I sometimes feel as though I am the last lager drinker on the planet.

    Soon it'll be illegal to like lager in this country thanks to PC gone mad.
  • DJCopa 15 May 2018 15:13:27 1,507 posts
    Seen 2 days ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Central Centrist Dad - Happy to be in such grand company.
  • JamboWayOh 15 May 2018 15:19:31 6,847 posts
    Seen 49 seconds ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    Brextremist Centrist Dad here! I don't like wine though.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 15:20:26 15-05-2018
  • Armoured_Bear 15 May 2018 17:32:37 22,189 posts
    Seen 7 hours ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    https://twitter.com/thegammon/status/996119551292166144?s=21
  • mothercruncher 15 May 2018 17:43:02 14,901 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Lower Managerial Centrist Dad.

    It’s a sign of how politics make me feel lately that I couldn’t pick a “political idol” there, just, meh.
  • Pilot83 15 May 2018 18:02:38 30 posts
    Seen 2 weeks ago
    Registered 4 months ago
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    https://twitter.com/thegammon/status/996119551292166144?s=21
    Fucking hell...

    "the not so far right" ... Ugh. Right. -_-
  • Psychotext 16 May 2018 09:32:57 63,008 posts
    Seen 18 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    It's OK buddy. You don't need to be white to be a gammon, just an old cunt.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2018 09:38:56 7,822 posts
    Seen 5 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    https://twitter.com/thegammon/status/996119551292166144?s=21
    Tragic and hilarious. The hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance displayed by some stuff there is out of this world. The worst thing is that those sort of people will never understand their own hypocrisy, they just keep on going without ever stopping to take a look in the mirror (and seeing their big gammon faces).
  • Nexus_6 16 May 2018 09:40:39 4,007 posts
    Seen 8 hours ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    I see Holyrood rejecting the Brexit Bill ranks lower in the news pages than Megan Markles dad not taking her up the aisle....
  • thelzdking 16 May 2018 09:52:00 7,822 posts
    Seen 5 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Entirely unsurprising.
  • Psychotext 16 May 2018 09:52:08 63,008 posts
    Seen 18 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Police cuts clearly not having any effect in my area...



    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44044537

    Edited by Psychotext at 09:52:18 16-05-2018
  • thelzdking 16 May 2018 10:01:51 7,822 posts
    Seen 5 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Looks like you're got carte blanche to go on a crime spree.
  • Frogofdoom 16 May 2018 10:22:58 7,937 posts
    Seen 25 minutes ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    Crime up by 35% charges down by 21% here.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 16 May 2018 12:23:49 6,502 posts
    Seen 6 hours ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    https://twitter.com/thegammon/status/996119551292166144?s=21
    May I continue to recommend the racist pets twitter account
  • H1ggyLTD 16 May 2018 17:55:42 9,207 posts
    Seen 2 minutes ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Great day for your future PM.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 16 May 2018 18:05:06 6,502 posts
    Seen 6 hours ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    East Coast was best last time it was public so hopefully run similarly again this time
Log in or register to reply

Sometimes posts may contain links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.