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Popzeus 25 Feb 2011 15:48:41 8,425 posts
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Just for the record, I'm calling this RIGHT NOW as an April Fool with an unusually-long lead-in. Particularly given that they are yet to announce a release date, and April 1 is on a Friday.

pinebear 25 Feb 2011 15:51:13 8,571 posts
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What's the forfeit if you get it wrong, Pop?

Popzeus 25 Feb 2011 15:52:42 8,425 posts
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I'll play it with local, DaisyD and groovemeister.

/hurp

X201 25 Feb 2011 15:54:20 22,150 posts
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Me love you long time...

Developer: Ubisoft Shanghai*

* This is true, I'm not making it up, honest!

Edit: Forgot to mention there's a PS3 version as well.

Edit: more info:

PS3 version is Ubi Shanghai
Wii version is Ubisoft Milan

Official website

Nasty 25 Feb 2011 16:18:13 4,840 posts
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I am such a child

nsfw

Deleted user 25 February 2011 16:29:00

"Select the mood of your party: Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy."

They all sound a little bit scary...

"And a satisfying finish
The final peak of the game ends in a light hearted, match-making session. Which of your friends is your best match for Love or Friendship? How you play, how you answer questions, how well you perform, and finally, how you chose to create your avatar, will ultimately determine your perfect match. "

Did they really just put "and a satisfying finish" into the PR for this game?

X201 25 Feb 2011 16:32:00 22,150 posts
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andytheadequate wrote:
"Select the mood of your party: Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy."

They all sound a little bit scary...

It would be an interesting defence in court :-/

Did they really just put "and a satisfying finish" into the PR for this game?

Yep /o\

HiddenAway 25 Feb 2011 18:11:00 15,147 posts
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I don't think brainy would be too suitable because the people who get this clearly don't know what they're doing already.

I really hope this is a joke. This will just fan the flames of the game critics...

Deleted user 25 February 2011 18:22:22

HiddenAway wrote:
I don't think brainy would be too suitable because the people who get this clearly don't know what they're doing already.

I really hope this is a joke. This will just fan the flames of the game critics...

I don't think it can be more damaging than Battle Raper.

HiddenAway 25 Feb 2011 19:10:55 15,147 posts
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Mr-Brett wrote:

HiddenAway wrote:
I don't think brainy would be too suitable because the people who get this clearly don't know what they're doing already.

I really hope this is a joke. This will just fan the flames of the game critics...

I don't think it can be more damaging than Battle Raper.

Well, nearly all of Britain have no idea what that is (though they would if they saw the name)

Dougs 25 Feb 2011 21:18:21 100,415 posts
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Popzeus wrote:
Just for the record, I'm calling this RIGHT NOW as an April Fool with an unusually-long lead-in. Particularly given that they are yet to announce a release date, and April 1 is on a Friday.

17 March according to Play!

Dirtbox 25 Feb 2011 21:20:58 92,600 posts
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Lukey__b 25 Feb 2011 21:31:43 3,716 posts
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Not enough Mario.

chopsen 25 Feb 2011 21:32:35 21,958 posts
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Is that a wii in your pants or are you just something something something?

Lukey__b 25 Feb 2011 21:37:56 3,716 posts
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There's now a new definition of the 'hardcore casual gamer'.

chopsen 25 Feb 2011 21:39:37 21,958 posts
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I was round some friends house and they asked me if I wanted to join in a game on the wii, and I told them to kiss my arse.

So they did.

neilka 25 Feb 2011 23:01:03 24,026 posts
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I'm sure Wii will get right onto that, thanks Keith.

Deleted user 25 February 2011 23:15:15

That article is full of amusing middle-class outrage, can't wait for the Mail to pick up the story.

Psychotext 25 Feb 2011 23:20:20 70,652 posts
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Mr-Brett wrote:
That article is full of amusing middle-class outrage, can't wait for the Mail to pick up the story.

The Mail should probably avoid pouring too much scorn on it... given their readership is smack bang in the middle of swinger central.

Deleted user 25 February 2011 23:22:57

Good point, but... What about the children? Won't somebody think of the children!?

neilka 25 Feb 2011 23:34:32 24,026 posts
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I'm thinking about them right now.

chopsen 25 Feb 2011 23:41:39 21,958 posts
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Aaaah, lovely. I'm as happy as a pig in shit.

Keith Vaz splashing around like a beached whale pretending he has the vaguest clue of what he's talking about; the tabloids sexing it up and frothing at the mouth demanding that they Ban This Sick Filth (tm) while whipping people in to an outrage about somethingthat otherwise they would never even care about; the videogame industry being represented as the bogeyman and being forced to defend things which are quite frankly slightly retarded and stupid; everybody gets lots of nice free publicity, Ublisoft sells, Vaz gets column inches and the Mail manages to stave off doing actual real journalism again for a little while yet again. All are present and correct and it's playing out beautifully. Lets do it again some time. Your place or mine?

Though I suppose this games does, now that I can be arsed thinking about it like a grown-up, bring up some interesting points. The rating system for games is based on the actual content of the game. This game does not have, apparently, much in terms of actual erotic content "on screen." But it *does* directly encourage sexualised behaviour (a striptease). However, the actual characters in the games don't do any vaguely erotic, so it gets a 12+.

Aaah, I love the sight of a moral outrage. Popcorn? Why, thankyou.

edit: I really should read prior to submit

DiamondIce 26 Feb 2011 09:48:46 1,185 posts
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I can picture Vaz and his cronies all having a go on this. This is a picture I must scrub from my mind.

beastmaster 26 Feb 2011 09:58:06 22,373 posts
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The box art is very inconspicuous. I though the cover would have some kind of cluster-fuck on it.

MrWorf 2 Mar 2011 12:18:39 64,193 posts
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And thus it begins.

http://www.theweek.com/article/index/212647/nintendo-wiis-sexy-new-game-for-12-year-olds

Kosmoz 2 Mar 2011 12:38:58 8,184 posts
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If only people understood how the ratings system worked.

DiamondIce 2 Mar 2011 13:02:28 1,185 posts
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I sometimes wonder if parents see the 18 logo and think this relates to the number of years the game will 'babysit' their offspring so they don't have to bother.

convercide 10 Mar 2011 07:18:41 6,531 posts
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It's not getting a UK release.

[code]"Following the public reaction to the 12+ rating of We Dare, Ubisoft has made the decision not to sell the game in the United Kingdom," Ubisoft told The Daily Telegraph.[/code]

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