Apprentice 2011 • Non-Gaming • TV • Eurogamer.net

coastal 3 May 2011 17:11:36 5,433 posts
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Yup. SurAlun is back on 10th May.

Here's the numpties

Would be nice to get an update on last year's winner - Stellllllllla. I can only imagine she's become another estate agent down Brentwood way.

coastal 3 May 2011 17:15:40 5,433 posts
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Vincent Disney is my favourite so far.

'My positive approach and very good looks make me stand out from the crowd.'

ooh saucy.

FWB 3 May 2011 17:25:46 56,369 posts
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Love this car crash show.

Number one looks like she's been smacked around with a spade a few times.
Number three looks like a man.
Tom Pellereau looks like comedian. May be going undercover?
Susan Ma looks quite cute, if miserable.
Vincent looks like a knob.

Can't wait for the total and utter incompetence and stupidity. Is the winner from the last one on the dole yet?
I liked that one with the dodgy kiwi accent. Was hot and reasonable intelligent.

heyyo 3 May 2011 17:26:37 14,356 posts
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I met Stella, she was in the queue at John Lewis

Anyway, getting fed up with Apprentice now - the descriptions for canditates might as well read 'Vincent Disney - has big mouth, talks loads of shit, doesn't have any common sense'

heyyo 3 May 2011 17:30:09 14,356 posts
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Melody Hossaini would get it

Deleted user 3 May 2011 17:32:59

My favourite reality show by a million miles. Cannot wait.

I've bumped into Alex Epstein from the last series on nights out in Manchester twice now. I always like to take the piss.

Deleted user 3 May 2011 17:36:33

Holy shit, I went to school with Helen Milligan!

FWB 3 May 2011 17:38:31 56,369 posts
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She looks like the evil witch in some random children's film.

heyyo 3 May 2011 17:43:55 14,356 posts
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Where's Lionheart? We need know which ones are smashable

Deleted user 3 May 2011 17:46:52

FWB wrote:
She looks like the evil witch in some random children's film.

No, Helen Milligan was hot stuff at school. I asked her out on several occasions in 7th year, wasn't to be though unfortunately.

Ah well, she seems to have disappeared off my Facebook friends list, in fact all of Facebook.

mrpon 3 May 2011 17:47:04 37,367 posts
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Her tits are very low, you been swingin on em woody?

FWB 3 May 2011 17:48:10 56,369 posts
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So what we're saying is that woody virtually poked Helen and pretty much had a love child with her?

If she's disappeared that suggests that something bad happened. Something very bad and embarrassing. Can't wait.

Deleted user 3 May 2011 17:49:40

Better photo of Helen.. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Supporting-Helen-Milligan-The-Apprentice-2011/189606694419252

FWB 3 May 2011 17:51:25 56,369 posts
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Yeah looking cute, if heavily photoshopped.

Deleted user 3 May 2011 17:56:49

FWB wrote:
If she's disappeared that suggests that something bad happened. Something very bad and embarrassing. Can't wait.

Not really, it's probably standard practise. Otherwise I could upload all her photo albums to the internets right now for you all to see. Which obviously would be the first thing I'd do. But now I can't.

FWB 3 May 2011 17:58:26 56,369 posts
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Can you just draw some paintshop pictures of her instead?

Scurrminator 3 May 2011 18:50:05 9,045 posts
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They're at last years EuroGamer expo for the first or second show.
I can't wait to see their hilarious interactions trying to flog their massively shit smartphone apps to a crowd of people who are not impressed in the slightest by them.
Plus I might be on TV as I explained to them the worthlessness of their product.

Tom_Servo 3 May 2011 19:04:37 18,079 posts
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The 26-year-old from Cheshire claims to have bought a house with her sister at the age of 12

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So. She's insane?

mrpon 3 May 2011 19:38:45 37,367 posts
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Tom_Servo wrote:
The 26-year-old from Cheshire claims to have bought a house with her sister at the age of 12

Wendy?

THFourteen 3 May 2011 19:40:41 54,987 posts
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Disappointing. No eye candy.

Deleted user 3 May 2011 19:59:32

That's usually the only reason I watch it. The early weeks will be full of the really useless people going and by the end it'll be 90% cunts.

It needs a format change to be interesting again.

Thecunce 3 May 2011 20:13:27 114 posts
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That came around again quick. Ps bring back Stella, dunno what it was with her but I found her yummy

MrTomFTW Moderator 3 May 2011 20:24:17 47,501 posts
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Hmmmm. There's already an The Apprentice thread... Now should I lock this one or let it continue as it is a new series?

FWB 3 May 2011 20:25:30 56,369 posts
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New series. Got a link at the start with piccies and everything.

Trowel 3 May 2011 21:21:13 24,512 posts
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With the slight tweak in format (he gives the winner �250k toward a joint business venture) has the whole of this series been filmed already, and if so can we just find out the winner by looking at his director positions with Companies House?

ScoutTech 3 May 2011 21:42:06 2,428 posts
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All those pics make them look odd. AS if they have tried a bad HDR format!

Shotgun on Felicity though.

FWB 3 May 2011 22:02:41 56,369 posts
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So, this reward for winning... surely it should be based on what the business is, not just their business skills? Not that any of them have any.