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I have, the docs is a 5 minute walk away and the missus had the car so I thought I would take my time and pigeon step it. Was completely out of breath by the time I got there because of the pain (I am stupid) Got shit loads of stuff to take but none of it os doing out (that I am,aware of) |
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faux-C 11,204 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWoke up at 5 this morning with pain in my side. By 8 it was the worst pain I can remember and I was literally writhing in agony. Pissed blood and felt a bit better. Now in hospital waiting to be diagnosed with kidney stones. This is no fun! Codeine and ibuprofen combo is doing its job though. -
Immaterial 2,626 posts
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Registered 14 years agoWhen did this change from the 'plucky little soldier thread' to the 'I am fucking RUINED thread'?
(oh, and get well soon, everyone). -
Tryhard 12,014 posts
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Registered 11 years ago@faux-C I've had kidney stones twice. I can handle pain pretty well, but not that much pain. I actually passed a stone out of my dick, and heard it go ding on the toilet. And i get a bollocking from the hospital staff for not pissing it in the bottle at the side of my bed, so they can examine it, or put it in a trophy case deep in their vault.
It is a fucking rough ride, and my kidneys have never been the same again since. -
elstoof 28,126 posts
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Registered 16 years agoYou guys are pathetic.*
My wife is away for work so last night I drank whisky until 1am, got woken up by the kids at 4:30 then we all slept in until 7:30 before running them to the nursery in a haze of confusion. Shook it off with a double espresso and now I'm crushing through work but I still feel kind of woozy.
* not really, get well soon everyone -
Rivuzu 18,424 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI have the feeling I too am brewing some stones. Left kidney is fucking killing me, and it stung like a cunt when I pissed earlier. Slightly browner than usual too. Either stones, or UTI, either way I aint happy. -
Vortex808 15,598 posts
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Registered 13 years agoDoes no one on this site drink water FFS?
Stop drinking nothing but mountain dew you noobs!
Get well soon folks! -
faux-C 11,204 posts
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Registered 17 years agoRivuzu wrote:
I had a uti a few months ago which was obviously a precursor to this.
I have the feeling I too am brewing some stones. Left kidney is fucking killing me, and it stung like a cunt when I pissed earlier. Slightly browner than usual too. Either stones, or UTI, either way I aint happy.
Best advice : drunk a shittonne of water. -
elstoof wrote:
Top soldiering! Keep it up.
My wife is away for work so last night I drank whisky until 1am, got woken up by the kids at 4:30 then we all slept in until 7:30 before running them to the nursery in a haze of confusion. Shook it off with a double espresso and now I'm crushing through work but I still feel kind of woozy.
Get well soon, genuinely ill forumites. -
The other day I needed a wee pretty bad, but was in a traffic jam. I just about made it home but my kidneys hurt a bit and the balloon knot got a bit leaky towards the end -
Edit: Too much info
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faux-C wrote:
With lemon, apparently citrus is supposed to sort them out, dissolves the stones.
Rivuzu wrote:
I had a uti a few months ago which was obviously a precursor to this.
I have the feeling I too am brewing some stones. Left kidney is fucking killing me, and it stung like a cunt when I pissed earlier. Slightly browner than usual too. Either stones, or UTI, either way I aint happy.
Best advice : drunk a shittonne of water. -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoFucking glad I drink like a fish. Fuck that sort of pain. -
malloc wrote:
Make sure to dilute the lemon appropriately. Like to one part in 10,000 or so.
faux-C wrote:
With lemon, apparently citrus is supposed to sort them out, dissolves the stones.
Rivuzu wrote:
I had a uti a few months ago which was obviously a precursor to this.
I have the feeling I too am brewing some stones. Left kidney is fucking killing me, and it stung like a cunt when I pissed earlier. Slightly browner than usual too. Either stones, or UTI, either way I aint happy.
Best advice : drunk a shittonne of water. -
How's your guts Grem -
I've stopped puking blood and am no longer awake all night with crippling heartburn, so that's something. -
Stop posting about your actual serious conditions. I have a cooooooooooooooooooooold, and I want to feel sorry for myself 
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@Gremmoo x -
challenge_hanukkah 14,400 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThe cat bit me in the palm. He really clung on, back legs going and everything.
I think it'll bruise. -
mal 29,326 posts
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Registered 20 years agoGremmoo wrote:
Drink your weak lemon drink now.
malloc wrote:
Make sure to dilute the lemon appropriately. Like to one part in 10,000 or so.
faux-C wrote:
With lemon, apparently citrus is supposed to sort them out, dissolves the stones.
Best advice : drunk a shittonne of water.
There's me showing my age. From the days before Stewart Lee became some sort of comedy oracle. And Richard Herring became a sort of performing tramp.
According to the data that comes with the test for citric acid in urine, things that can elevate citric acid levels are a high carb diet, or vitamin D (also, Estrogen therapy). Not sure a bit of lemon in your water will make it all the way through your digestive system and kidneys and end up in your bladder. But yeah, a dilute mixture in your bladder caused by drinking a tonne of water will tend to dissolve stones. But you can't really avoid that first soupy piss of the day. -
The Actor Kevin Eldon -
So following yesterdays toilet full of blood I have actually been able to move around semi freely and am getting so energy back .gif)
However, I have had blood dripping from my arse constantly :S -
mrpon 37,367 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDread to think what the TMI post was. -
Manpon. -
elstoof 28,126 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMantyliner -
AceGrace 3,464 posts
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Registered 11 years agoelstoof wrote:
I hope you didn't drive them.
You guys are pathetic.*
My wife is away for work so last night I drank whisky until 1am, got woken up by the kids at 4:30 then we all slept in until 7:30 before running them to the nursery in a haze of confusion. Shook it off with a double espresso and now I'm crushing through work but I still feel kind of woozy.
* not really, get well soon everyone -
Reacher 3,104 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI found out the other day that I have something called Meralgia parasthetica. Which sounds ace but is equally painful and weird.
My left thigh goes numb on the surface when I walk or stand for a few minutes, then when I move it more, it lights up my knee and hip with an absolute thundertwat of pain.
I've had it for 6 weeks now, the GP says they might have to stick a needle in my knee and hip (cortisone), fuck that shit! -
mal 29,326 posts
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Registered 20 years agoWikipedia reckons you should wear suspenders to relieve the pain (instead of using a belt). Perhaps something is lost in translation there, but I couldn't possibly comment. -
Reacher 3,104 posts
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Registered 10 years agomal wrote:
I can't wear any more than I already do!
Wikipedia reckons you should wear suspenders to relieve the pain (instead of using a belt). Perhaps something is lost in translation there, but I couldn't possibly comment. -
Reacher wrote:
I believe I've had something similar, albeit not acute at all. I know I often suggest alternative treatments but it might be worth finding a good acupuncturist and giving them a try.
I found out the other day that I have something called Meralgia parasthetica. Which sounds ace but is equally painful and weird.
My left thigh goes numb on the surface when I walk or stand for a few minutes, then when I move it more, it lights up my knee and hip with an absolute thundertwat of pain.
I've had it for 6 weeks now, the GP says they might have to stick a needle in my knee and hip (cortisone), fuck that shit!
There is some evidence that this may help:
Www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/PMC/articles/PMC3867081
I've been to an acupuncturist a few times for my back and beck and found them useful. However some a better than others.
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