The Brave Little Soldier thread Page 28

  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 24 Jul 2017 15:45:40 24,444 posts
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    I found they didn't rally stop the pain, they just made me not care about it.

    Look at him.

    Hey there buddy, you feeling ok now Mr?



    Edited by Decks at 15:46:13 24-07-2017
  • Deleted user 24 July 2017 15:55:05
    Tramadol is nice but nothing beats the feeling of having too much morphine. A few years back I was back home from hospital after a bout of bad kidney stones and was prescribed a small bottle of morphine and I basically had to measure how much I took so in a week's time it could be switched to tablet form. Long story short I took a rather large guzzle and 10 mins later was hanging off my sofa dribbling and feeling rather great. Wife laughed and left the room.

    Edited by Addy_B at 15:55:20 24-07-2017
  • Immaterial 24 Jul 2017 16:00:48 2,397 posts
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    @Decks If that little fella came in the official Tramadol® strip of green and yellow, his hugs couldn't be more perfect.
  • Khanivor 24 Jul 2017 16:18:23 44,403 posts
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    Sciatica is a bitch.
  • THFourteen 24 Jul 2017 16:28:14 53,527 posts
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    I know thousands of children suffer every day, but just seen the news that it's too late for the doctors to run that experimental treatment on Charlie Gard and he'll be allowed to die.

    Can't imagine what his parents have been through.
  • Rusty_M 25 Jul 2017 06:09:04 7,158 posts
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    God, that story was just horrible on all fronts.
  • Immaterial 25 Jul 2017 12:52:55 2,397 posts
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    Getting the thread back on track from"Horrible stuff happening to other people"-
    Interviewed this morning with sciatica and a fog of pain relief(don't think it went well) to an empty house. Tramadol party round at mine!

    It's such fun to discover a new and relaxing and not at all addictive new hobby.
  • Immaterial 25 Jul 2017 19:33:32 2,397 posts
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    Unless I hallucinated it, the agent called earlier and said I'd got the job.

    WTF. I guess it turns out NOT being a brave little soldier paid off.
  • elstoof 25 Jul 2017 20:25:34 25,589 posts
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    b0rk wrote:

    Hm, soft and fluffy sounds alright.
    Unless it's your penis
  • Deleted user 12 August 2017 17:51:04
    Toothache. I rarely get it but at the moment I feel like headbutting someone. Face is a bit swollen and I've a headache. Kidney stone pain is bad but my codeine gets rid of that when it needs to. I can't seem to ease the pain for this at the moment.

    FUCK TOOTHACHE :(
  • Jeepers 12 Aug 2017 17:55:35 16,591 posts
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    Clove oil, codeine and an appointment with your dentist asap, you BLS.
  • THFourteen 14 Aug 2017 11:38:27 53,527 posts
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    So my gut is still not quite right. Been housebound with the shits since last Wednesday AGAIN. No pain this time thank fuck. Still irritating, missed going to the athletics, the football and Eastbourne this weekend :-(

    No longer sure its a bug, the kids haven't caught it nor has the mrs. Think maybe I've possibly developed a food intolerance maybe, but i haven't been eating anything out of my ordinary...

    Going for some blood tests on Thursday, will see what they say.

    heh I've always laughed at people with food intolerances in a nelson from the simpsons kind of way.

    HA HA.

    :-\
  • THFourteen 5 Sep 2017 13:17:10 53,527 posts
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    Off for an endoscopy in an hour or so.

    When i had one last year, they accidentally poked a hole in me Eosophagus and i was nil by mouth in hospital for a week, had a 10% chance of kicking the bucket!

    Just in case i don't make it back, take care all.
  • Deleted user 2 October 2017 13:09:17
    @THFourteen

    Any news on your woes mate?

    Bumping this for my own brave soldier needs. Had a big toenail removed last Friday. Surprisingly didn't really bother me that much afterwards, until my wife caught it and then the dog jumped on it. It's now a bit tender.

    Edited by Addy_B at 13:11:09 02-10-2017
  • mrpon 3 Oct 2017 16:36:00 36,139 posts
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    Great, I've just self diagnosed kidney pain. I'm sure it isn't, but I'm soldiering on.
  • Dougs 3 Oct 2017 17:01:03 93,664 posts
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    If in doubt, have a pint. What's the worst that could happen?
  • chopsen 3 Oct 2017 17:05:27 20,926 posts
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    Alcoholism.

    Though if you're there already stopping suddenly could cause fits and death, so advice still holds.
  • mrpon 25 Apr 2018 07:46:41 36,139 posts
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    Great me again, sliced my thumb last night dicing onions. Now I can't unlock my phone with my left hand.

    I'll live.

    #BLS
  • Vortex808 25 Apr 2018 09:36:35 13,758 posts
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    I managed to take a good chomp out of my tongue eating pizza last weekend. Yes, I know it is pretty much the easiest food to eat. I don't really know how I did it either, beyond drinking beer and chatting too much whilst chewing!

    It stopped bleeding after a while, but is still a little bit sore.

    Poor me.
  • Dougs 30 Jun 2018 06:03:05 93,664 posts
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    I have a man cold. I have a fever and everything. Well weird dreams too. I am going to try to soldier on today as it's my wedding anniversary. Or I could lie in bed and watch France vs Argentina.
  • Deleted user 30 June 2018 06:50:30
    Dougs wrote:
    I have a man cold. I have a fever and everything. Well weird dreams too. I am going to try to soldier on today as it's my wedding anniversary. Or I could lie in bed and watch France vs Argentina.
    You definitely don't sound up for anniversary malarkey. May I suggest a copious amount of morphine and football in bed.
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jun 2018 06:53:21 9,523 posts
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    NO NOB STUFF
  • THFourteen 30 Jun 2018 07:40:34 53,527 posts
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    @Dougs

    Urgh sucks.

    We’re having one of those bizarre days where nobody has a temperature/ cough / cold / is teething / being a general twat so slept till 6am wtf
  • Jeepers 30 Jun 2018 07:44:20 16,591 posts
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    My wife was a Brave Little Soldier after a fucking dog bit her arm last night. She was walking home from the station, walked past a three people and a dog (large) which leapt up and clamped its teeth around her arm, biting her and drawing blood. Fucking thing was clamped on until the owner pulled it away saying “He doesn’t like bags!!!”

    I’m going to see them this morning. Fucking creature should be muzzled or put down. I don’t care which.

    My wife’s 8 months pregnant and I have a two year old who walks past their house most days carrying her own bag.

    Shit dog owners should be fucking burnt on a fire.
  • challenge_hanukkah 30 Jun 2018 07:53:57 12,663 posts
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    Kill the dog in front of them and then kill them.

    Cunts.
  • Dougs 30 Jun 2018 07:57:13 93,664 posts
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    Christ. Did she get a tetanus shot? Sounds like it should definitely be muzzled.

    I think I'm going to malinger this morning, then drag myself out of my pit to watch my son in a carnival. I am going to locate myself next to the pub.
  • Deleted user 30 June 2018 07:59:12
    Next to the pub?
  • Jeepers 30 Jun 2018 08:08:27 16,591 posts
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    She’d had a tetanus shout as part of the pregnancy jabs. She was just in shock when she got home, which I can understand. Big fucking dog too - about waist height.

    Muzzling sound like the best plan. I’m going to offer them that as one option and reporting it (and them) as the other.
  • Deleted user 30 June 2018 08:13:15
    Think that's probably right, and fair play to you for having the balls to go round. I'd have just called the police I think.
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