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I found they didn't rally stop the pain, they just made me not care about it. Look at him. Hey there buddy, you feeling ok now Mr?  Edited by Decks at 15:46:13 24-07-2017 |
The Brave Little Soldier thread • Page 28
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Decks 31,013 posts
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Tramadol is nice but nothing beats the feeling of having too much morphine. A few years back I was back home from hospital after a bout of bad kidney stones and was prescribed a small bottle of morphine and I basically had to measure how much I took so in a week's time it could be switched to tablet form. Long story short I took a rather large guzzle and 10 mins later was hanging off my sofa dribbling and feeling rather great. Wife laughed and left the room.
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Immaterial 2,626 posts
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Registered 14 years ago@Decks If that little fella came in the official Tramadol® strip of green and yellow, his hugs couldn't be more perfect. -
Khanivor 44,800 posts
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Registered 20 years agoSciatica is a bitch. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI know thousands of children suffer every day, but just seen the news that it's too late for the doctors to run that experimental treatment on Charlie Gard and he'll be allowed to die.
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Rusty_M 7,172 posts
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Registered 14 years agoGod, that story was just horrible on all fronts. -
Immaterial 2,626 posts
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Registered 14 years agoGetting the thread back on track from"Horrible stuff happening to other people"-
Interviewed this morning with sciatica and a fog of pain relief(don't think it went well) to an empty house. Tramadol party round at mine!
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Immaterial 2,626 posts
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Registered 14 years agoUnless I hallucinated it, the agent called earlier and said I'd got the job.
WTF. I guess it turns out NOT being a brave little soldier paid off. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agob0rk wrote:
Unless it's your penis
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Toothache. I rarely get it but at the moment I feel like headbutting someone. Face is a bit swollen and I've a headache. Kidney stone pain is bad but my codeine gets rid of that when it needs to. I can't seem to ease the pain for this at the moment.
FUCK TOOTHACHE
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Jeepers 16,616 posts
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Registered 16 years agoClove oil, codeine and an appointment with your dentist asap, you BLS. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agoSo my gut is still not quite right. Been housebound with the shits since last Wednesday AGAIN. No pain this time thank fuck. Still irritating, missed going to the athletics, the football and Eastbourne this weekend 
No longer sure its a bug, the kids haven't caught it nor has the mrs. Think maybe I've possibly developed a food intolerance maybe, but i haven't been eating anything out of my ordinary...
Going for some blood tests on Thursday, will see what they say.
heh I've always laughed at people with food intolerances in a nelson from the simpsons kind of way.
HA HA.
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THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agoOff for an endoscopy in an hour or so.
When i had one last year, they accidentally poked a hole in me Eosophagus and i was nil by mouth in hospital for a week, had a 10% chance of kicking the bucket!
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@THFourteen
Any news on your woes mate?
Bumping this for my own brave soldier needs. Had a big toenail removed last Friday. Surprisingly didn't really bother me that much afterwards, until my wife caught it and then the dog jumped on it. It's now a bit tender.
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mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGreat, I've just self diagnosed kidney pain. I'm sure it isn't, but I'm soldiering on. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoIf in doubt, have a pint. What's the worst that could happen? -
chopsen 21,958 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAlcoholism.
Though if you're there already stopping suddenly could cause fits and death, so advice still holds. -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGreat me again, sliced my thumb last night dicing onions. Now I can't unlock my phone with my left hand.
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Vortex808 15,593 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI managed to take a good chomp out of my tongue eating pizza last weekend. Yes, I know it is pretty much the easiest food to eat. I don't really know how I did it either, beyond drinking beer and chatting too much whilst chewing!
It stopped bleeding after a while, but is still a little bit sore.
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Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI have a man cold. I have a fever and everything. Well weird dreams too. I am going to try to soldier on today as it's my wedding anniversary. Or I could lie in bed and watch France vs Argentina. -
Dougs wrote:
You definitely don't sound up for anniversary malarkey. May I suggest a copious amount of morphine and football in bed.
I have a man cold. I have a fever and everything. Well weird dreams too. I am going to try to soldier on today as it's my wedding anniversary. Or I could lie in bed and watch France vs Argentina. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years ago@Dougs
Urgh sucks.
We’re having one of those bizarre days where nobody has a temperature/ cough / cold / is teething / being a general twat so slept till 6am wtf -
Jeepers 16,616 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMy wife was a Brave Little Soldier after a fucking dog bit her arm last night. She was walking home from the station, walked past a three people and a dog (large) which leapt up and clamped its teeth around her arm, biting her and drawing blood. Fucking thing was clamped on until the owner pulled it away saying “He doesn’t like bags!!!”
I’m going to see them this morning. Fucking creature should be muzzled or put down. I don’t care which.
My wife’s 8 months pregnant and I have a two year old who walks past their house most days carrying her own bag.
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challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoKill the dog in front of them and then kill them.
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Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoChrist. Did she get a tetanus shot? Sounds like it should definitely be muzzled.
I think I'm going to malinger this morning, then drag myself out of my pit to watch my son in a carnival. I am going to locate myself next to the pub. -
Next to the pub? -
Jeepers 16,616 posts
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Registered 16 years agoShe’d had a tetanus shout as part of the pregnancy jabs. She was just in shock when she got home, which I can understand. Big fucking dog too - about waist height.
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Think that's probably right, and fair play to you for having the balls to go round. I'd have just called the police I think.
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