The Brave Little Soldier thread Page 29

  • Frogofdoom 30 Jun 2018 08:21:01 16,269 posts
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    Be careful Jeepers, I know it sounds stupid but keep a reasonable distance when talking to them in case you need to gtfo quickly. People can get very protective when talking about pets and act irrationally even though it's their fault.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 30 Jun 2018 08:21:10 24,444 posts
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    Someone is going to walk passed that dog wearing a pair of ill fitting shorts and be in all kinds of trouble.
  • THFourteen 30 Jun 2018 08:27:31 53,527 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    Be careful Jeepers, I know it sounds stupid but keep a reasonable distance when talking to them in case you need to gtfo quickly. People can get very protective when talking about pets and act irrationally even though it's their fault.
    +1
  • Jeepers 30 Jun 2018 08:41:26 16,591 posts
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    Thatís good advice but fuck them. A dog that bites and clamps on someone is a shit dog. And I love dogs.
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jun 2018 08:49:03 9,523 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    Thatís good advice but fuck them. A dog that bites and clamps on someone is a shit dog. And I love dogs.
    +1, kill it
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 30 Jun 2018 08:56:23 24,444 posts
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    I wouldn't bother going round to be honest, just report it. It's obviously happened before and they've done nothing about it.
  • Dougs 30 Jun 2018 09:00:37 93,664 posts
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    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    Next to the pub?
    Carnival parade goes past the pub. So I'll be able to keep an eye on the football before they roll past...
  • ZuluHero 30 Jun 2018 10:22:44 8,655 posts
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    I'd have phoned the police too. Did you get photos of her arm? I think she's more than a BLS.
  • Deleted user 30 June 2018 10:25:03
    I'd go round and bite the owners arm, sniff his/her partner's crotch and then take a piss in the hallway. Finish off by dragging your bum across the front lawn whilst snarling.
  • thelzdking 30 Jun 2018 10:37:54 10,020 posts
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    Just fucking report them, dogs like that need to get to fuck.
  • ZuluHero 30 Jun 2018 10:42:25 8,655 posts
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    What's that adage, no such thing as a bad dog, just bad owners? I'd be wary if I went around.

    Good luck with it Jeepers, whatever you do, hope your partner is OK!

    Edited by ZuluHero at 10:43:07 30-06-2018
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jun 2018 10:46:30 9,523 posts
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    What about Dog Hitler
  • THFourteen 30 Jun 2018 10:49:36 53,527 posts
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    Is he dead yet?
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jun 2018 10:58:30 9,523 posts
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    Possibly living in Argentina
  • docrob 30 Jun 2018 14:36:36 1,547 posts
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    Fortunately never been bitten by a dog, but the common theme when it does happen is that the owners seem to make ridiculous excuses for them. ĎHe doesnít like bags?í Seriously?
  • JamboWayOh 30 Jun 2018 14:42:16 18,852 posts
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    It's a new one to me. Bags. Some owners are just straight up arseholes.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2018 20:56:09
    Just spent ten minutes digging a shard of broken glass out of my big toe with a pair of tweezers.

    Got lucky in the end, I moved it enough to make the cut bigger and with all the extra bleeding it slid right out.

    Now to really treat myself and pour some TCP on there.
  • Jeepers 1 Aug 2018 21:02:19 16,591 posts
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    TCP makes everything better, you BLS.
  • Alastair 2 Aug 2018 09:59:23 24,223 posts
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    @Jeepers What happened about the dog?
  • ChiefGB 2 Aug 2018 10:01:12 12,415 posts
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    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    Just spent ten minutes digging a shard of broken glass out of my big toe with a pair of tweezers.

    Got lucky in the end, I moved it enough to make the cut bigger and with all the extra bleeding it slid right out.

    Now to really treat myself and pour some TCP on there.
    This is like a scene out of Rambo or something
  • Jeepers 2 Aug 2018 14:40:23 16,591 posts
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    @Alastair

    Iíve not seen hide or hair of them since and neighbours donít recognise the description so it might be they werenít from my street. Or thereís a conspiracy of silence 🤯
  • JamboWayOh 2 Aug 2018 20:31:54 18,852 posts
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    ChiefGB wrote:
    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    Just spent ten minutes digging a shard of broken glass out of my big toe with a pair of tweezers.

    Got lucky in the end, I moved it enough to make the cut bigger and with all the extra bleeding it slid right out.

    Now to really treat myself and pour some TCP on there.
    This is like a scene out of Rambo or something
    Nah, he would have needed to seal the wound by putting the gunpowder from a bullet into the wound and lighting it to seal it.
  • Skirlasvoud 2 Aug 2018 23:46:48 4,039 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    ChiefGB wrote:
    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    Just spent ten minutes digging a shard of broken glass out of my big toe with a pair of tweezers.

    Got lucky in the end, I moved it enough to make the cut bigger and with all the extra bleeding it slid right out.

    Now to really treat myself and pour some TCP on there.
    This is like a scene out of Rambo or something
    Nah, he would have needed to seal the wound by putting the gunpowder from a bullet into the wound and lighting it to seal it.
    You'd probably just end up blowing your toe off.
  • Skirlasvoud 2 Aug 2018 23:47:42 4,039 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    Fucking thing was clamped on until the owner pulled it away saying ďHe doesnít like bags!!!Ē
    Suffocate it using a bag.
  • Mr_Sleep 3 Aug 2018 00:23:21 23,211 posts
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    I once had a splinter from a painted door lodged in between the nail and the skin at the top of my index finger. The cuticle I guess.

    I didn't realise for a time as I thought it was just a scab. Eventually my body pushed it out enough so I could get hold of it with tweezers.

    Amazing thing the immune system.
  • askew 3 Aug 2018 21:39:40 21,339 posts
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    Some bastard fly went into my eye during my run earlier. Stung like a mother, nothing rubbed out, so I thought it had just hit and bounced off. Got back and the corner was all red, and it was down in the corner near my tear duct. Tried to swill it out to no avail.

    Have just felt something move up and my eye has only gone and washed it out: take that you motherfucker \o/
  • fontgeeksogood 3 Aug 2018 21:47:15 9,523 posts
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    Well, so long as it laid all its eggs
  • mrpon 9 Oct 2018 15:30:27 36,139 posts
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    I cut my finger on a knife and it was my left nostril picking finger. The other fingers aren't the same.

    Yes, I'm 8.
  • askew 12 Oct 2019 15:55:35 21,339 posts
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    Hmm.

    Came down with a sore throat Wednesday.
    Moved into my sinuses Thursday.
    Yesterday it was sitting on my chest, and by late afternoon I was struggling to breathe. Ran through the questionnaire on the NHS site and it suggested calling 999, but felt guilty at doing that, so rang 111 and went through the same process where they dispatched an ambulance out to me :lol:

    Fucking crazy how that escalated. Still not being able to take a proper lungful of air, but at least it's a little less restricted than yesterday.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Oct 2019 15:59:33 18,852 posts
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    askew wrote:
    Hmm.

    Came down with a sore throat Wednesday.
    Moved into my sinuses Thursday.
    Yesterday it was sitting on my chest, and by late afternoon I was struggling to breathe. Ran through the questionnaire on the NHS site and it suggested calling 999, but felt guilty at doing that, so rang 111 and went through the same process where they dispatched an ambulance out to me :lol:

    Fucking crazy how that escalated. Still not being able to take a proper lungful of air, but at least it's a little less restricted than yesterday.
    Shit dude. Are you OK? It sounds like TB.
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