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What ladies get up to at hen-nights 0_o • Page 4
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richardiox 10,097 posts
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Bichii 4,672 posts
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Registered 4 years agoZiz0u wrote:
Hahah.
Maybe I'm a prude, but I was pretty shocked after reading this thread detailing what women get up to with male strippers.
I have been reading through it on and off most of the day... ahem.
I can also see why some would call it cheating, but for me it is about the moment - if you have had a few drinks and you are confronted with a big erect penis, then I would suggest most women would be tempted to do something with it. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoFucking hell, that thread. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years ago10 year old thread lads -
Rogueywon 12,387 posts
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Registered 16 years ago@PickledShogun But what if it's a very, very big willy?
Yes, I read the thread. -
richardiox 10,097 posts
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As if you could resist a massive cock after a few sherbets. There's a definite and long established sliding scale of forgiveness Vs peen size.
Edit - one of my exes gave me a load of grief about pulling another girl on a night out but ultimately understood when I explained how incredible her tits were.
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHahaha -
Pierre2k 1,466 posts
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Registered 9 years agoHow did I miss this thread 10 years ago....?!? Comedy gold! 😂 -
hedben2013 2,261 posts
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Registered 9 years agoDeleted user wrote:
I'm reasonably sure that women fudding themselves during the workday has gone way, way up in the past year.
I'm reasonably sure that most women don't fudd themselves in the work loos actually.
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RawShark 2,202 posts
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Registered 10 years agoMy gf went to a virtual hen do the other week. I was going to make a joke about a dongle but I got too depressed half way through. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNow I’m sort of curious about these dicks the size of a baby’s arm, I’d probably want to put it in my mouth just to know what it’s like tbh -
freddymercurystwin 2,825 posts
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Registered 17 years agoelstoof wrote:
Wouldn't that depend how old the baby was?
Now I’m sort of curious about these dicks the size of a baby’s arm, I’d probably want to put it in my mouth just to know what it’s like tbh -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoUnless that baby has a solid twelve inch veiny pulsing destroyer attached to it's shoulder, I don't think it's a good comparison. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoA baby’s arm holding a red apple -
anephric 5,274 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI've got some pics of my missus and her mates taking turns posing with an extremely oily stripper with an extraordinarily large phallus.
At my last work, there was an older lady who would show anyone that asked pics of her going skiing with two massive stripper cocks either side of her. -
addybV3 380 posts
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Registered 9 months agoThread delivers. -
DJCopa 2,577 posts
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Registered 15 years agoanephric wrote:
Did she use them to ski with?
I've got some pics of my missus and her mates taking turns posing with an extremely oily stripper with an extraordinarily large phallus.
At my last work, there was an older lady who would show anyone that asked pics of her going skiing with two massive stripper cocks either side of her. -
anephric 5,274 posts
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Registered 14 years agoHe was a very gay stripper, so I did not feel threatened. At least my missus said he was gay. He looks gay, I'm pretty sure he was gay. -
anephric 5,274 posts
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Registered 14 years agoDJCopa wrote:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skiing
anephric wrote:
Did she use them to ski with?
I've got some pics of my missus and her mates taking turns posing with an extremely oily stripper with an extraordinarily large phallus.
At my last work, there was an older lady who would show anyone that asked pics of her going skiing with two massive stripper cocks either side of her. -
DJCopa 2,577 posts
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Registered 15 years ago@anephric Aha, literally yes.
Need to brush up on my Viz Profanisaurus. -
Bichii 4,672 posts
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Registered 4 years agoanephric wrote:
Didn't know that one either.
DJCopa wrote:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skiing
anephric wrote:
Did she use them to ski with?
I've got some pics of my missus and her mates taking turns posing with an extremely oily stripper with an extraordinarily large phallus.
At my last work, there was an older lady who would show anyone that asked pics of her going skiing with two massive stripper cocks either side of her.
Classy but it's always different rules for men and women in everything sex related. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoImagine being blessed with an extraordinarily large penis and athletic physique, only to end up in a job getting wanked off by a succession of rough old aunts and mums while you desperately maintain an erection for 2 hours -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI've had worse days -
mothercruncher 19,474 posts
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Registered 15 years agoAt 14, being tugged off by the contents of Reader’s Wives would have been my dream job actually. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoNot sure I'm much different at 45. -
freddymercurystwin 2,825 posts
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Registered 17 years agoFrogofdoom wrote:
Or 49! glol
Not sure I'm much different at 45. -
Big Willy my ass.
During my uni years 92-98 I worked in my local flea pit at night it would mainly be Hen parties and stripper stage acts.
You could tell in the first 5min what kind of clientele the night was gonna cater for.
At the end of the day a fat tattooed pissed chav slag has gotta do what she instinctively was born to do. Nowt to do with the strippers who were mainly happy to get out alive.
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