Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 237

  • neilka 3 Sep 2018 08:07:45 22,372 posts
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    There are 80,000 paedophiles in the UK: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45389937

    So statistically speaking, there may be one on this forum right now.
  • Deleted user 3 September 2018 08:09:55
    Classic Katie Melua song.
  • JamboWayOh 3 Sep 2018 08:10:35 11,134 posts
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    Glol.
  • challenge_hanukkah 3 Sep 2018 08:14:15 9,546 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    There are 80,000 paedophiles in the UK: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45389937

    So statistically speaking, there may be one on this forum right now.
    He doesn't live in the UK, does he?
  • thelzdking 3 Sep 2018 09:31:53 8,921 posts
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    79,990 of them are Muslims, but you PC liberals won't report this #justicefortommy
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 3 Sep 2018 09:47:53 9,034 posts
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    Is that 80,000 active ones or 80,000 but most of them just like thinking about it and haven't actually done it yet?
  • richarddavies 3 Sep 2018 10:02:48 6,576 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    79,990 of them are Muslims, but you PC liberals won't report this #justicefortommy
    Edgy
  • Lukus 3 Sep 2018 10:16:48 21,621 posts
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    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
    Is that 80,000 active ones or 80,000 but most of them just like thinking about it and haven't actually done it yet?
    Unless statisticians now have mind-reading abilities, I'd assume this was an estimate based on research.
  • Rivuzu 3 Sep 2018 10:21:38 17,692 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    There are 80,000 paedophiles in the UK: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45389937

    So statistically speaking, there may be one on this forum right now.
    One?
  • neilka 3 Sep 2018 10:22:05 22,372 posts
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    I believe it was a SurveyMonkey consisting solely of the question "Are you a massive nonce?"
  • nickthegun 3 Sep 2018 10:34:53 76,520 posts
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    'are you the ronseal of pedos?'
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 3 Sep 2018 11:07:00 17,854 posts
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    I believe its based on this data

    COME AT ME
  • richarddavies 3 Sep 2018 11:08:01 6,576 posts
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    Decks wrote:


    COME AT ME
    Just the kind of thing a paedo would say in a playground.
  • mrpon 5 Sep 2018 09:23:27 34,976 posts
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    Cave diver is a "child rapist" states forums favourite entrepreneur.

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/04/elon-musk-claims-diver-in-thai-cave-rescue-is-child-rapist-without-evidence
  • Mola_Ram 5 Sep 2018 09:38:01 19,196 posts
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    No no, dig up, stupid!
  • minky-kong 5 Sep 2018 09:38:44 14,099 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Cave diver is a "child rapist" states forums favourite entrepreneur.

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/04/elon-musk-claims-diver-in-thai-cave-rescue-is-child-rapist-without-evidence
    His fanbase are officially* the worst of the year, even beating very strong competition from the abysmal collection of human trash that is Rick & Morty's fanbase.

    https://medium.com/@mspies28/worst-dedicated-fan-base-tournament-2018-rounds-2-6-data-and-the-champ-dd8749371f25

    *based on a flimsy Twitter poll
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Sep 2018 09:39:26 9,546 posts
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    So his only 'evidence' is the fact that he's British, in his 40s and lives in Thailand.

    They should throw away the key.
  • Mola_Ram 5 Sep 2018 09:50:29 19,196 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    So his only 'evidence' is the fact that he's British, in his 40s and lives in Thailand.

    They should throw away the key.
    In fairness, Hitler was European, and did most of the terrible stuff in his 40s. He'd also travelled.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 5 Sep 2018 09:57:06 13,646 posts
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  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Sep 2018 10:00:06 17,854 posts
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    What the fuck is he doing? Just shut tje fuck up and make sexy rockets.

    Although to be fair has anyone met anyone who moved to Thailand who isn't some kind of deviant?
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Sep 2018 10:12:48 9,546 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    So his only 'evidence' is the fact that he's British, in his 40s and lives in Thailand.

    They should throw away the key.
    In fairness, Hitler was European, and did most of the terrible stuff in his 40s. He'd also travelled.
    He did kill Hitler though.

    Has Vernon Unsworth done anything as worthy?
  • dominalien 5 Sep 2018 10:34:38 9,017 posts
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    Is there a possibility that he's going insane? Maybe all the electricity has damaged his brain.
  • Mola_Ram 5 Sep 2018 10:36:40 19,196 posts
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    No, he just has a large and very fragile ego. And apparently nobody around him to keep him away from stupid twitter fights.
  • JamboWayOh 5 Sep 2018 10:37:18 11,134 posts
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    Did he not imply that he may be bipolar?
  • nickthegun 5 Sep 2018 10:42:22 76,520 posts
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    Thank god hes not American or we would have MUSK 2044 to look forward to.
  • DaM 5 Sep 2018 10:42:50 17,233 posts
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    I don't think he sleeps much and hasn't had a holiday for years. They should take his Twitter off him.
  • Load_2.0 5 Sep 2018 11:40:11 28,571 posts
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    TBF the guy looks paedowey.

    So if it was the final question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

    I would choose B. Yes he is a paedo.
  • neilka 5 Sep 2018 11:50:11 22,372 posts
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    He only moved to Thailand for the cheap Technogel products.
  • fontgeeksogood 5 Sep 2018 12:01:13 4,640 posts
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    Even if he is a child rapist he's still a better human being than Musk
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