Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 242

  • fontgeeksogood 11 Jan 2019 17:52:46 6,099 posts
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    It means he gets results
  • mothercruncher 11 Jan 2019 18:08:18 16,218 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    We live in a world where consent is fluid
    I don't think I understand what this means.
    He means, short of MrTomSJW’ing it and getting your sexy time form out after dinner and ticking checkboxes for “may I lick your earhole?”, “touch butts?”, “if it’s not too much trouble I’d like to say YEAH YOU WANT IT DON’T YOU RETARD” and “one in the bum, no harm done?” etc, consent can sometimes be unclear, either in the moment, or afterwards what with alcohol or whatever involved.
    It kinda shouldn’t be, but, realistically it sometimes is because people are flawed and/or useless.
  • The-Bodybuilder 11 Jan 2019 20:59:56 17,715 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Drake is a paedo isn't he :(
    Sometimes I wonder how his inevitable downfall will be, and this is right up there. Fondling and kissing a 17 year old on stage is one thing, dating an 18 year old is another (hovering too close to the line), but texting "I miss you" to that stranger things girl? Warning lights.

    Oh and what's this about the CEO of Gearbox Randy (prophetic name) Pitchford being a nonce?

    Edited for noncery

    Edited by The-Bodybuilder at 21:16:20 11-01-2019
  • The-Bodybuilder 11 Jan 2019 21:04:28 17,715 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Might be stretching the definition of celebrity in this thread but pretty grim stuff from the grime rap world.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-bristol-46828031?__twitter_impression=true

    22 counts of rape and five counts of false imprisonment. Filmed it and made one drink bleach.
    As is often the case, his infamy was well known in come circles long before it was known to the police. I used to hear about him a long time ago, he was effectively a boogeyman to girls, with plenty warned to stay away from him in clubs.
  • The-Bodybuilder 11 Jan 2019 21:10:28 17,715 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    It's also got to viewed as a weapon. How many thousands of Americans believe the Clinton's are paedos?
    You mean they're not?
  • Load_2.0 12 Jan 2019 19:48:00 29,341 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    We live in a world where consent is fluid
    I don't think I understand what this means.
    Sure you do.

    We are all Schroedinger's rapists.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 22 Jan 2019 11:54:57 10,273 posts
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    Domestic abuser and singer Chris Brown has been arrested for rape
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 22 Jan 2019 11:58:31 19,829 posts
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    Also in case anyone missed it in the UFC thread there's strong rumours that Connor Mcgregor has been arrested for bum rape.
  • JamboWayOh 22 Jan 2019 12:02:41 13,245 posts
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    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
    Domestic abuser and singer Chris Brown has been arrested for rape
    THIS IS SHOCKING NEWS.

    Apologies for the glib comment, not making light of rape, the guy is a scumbag and I'm amazed how he still gets work.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 12:04:09 22-01-2019
  • Load_2.0 22 Jan 2019 13:36:45 29,341 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Also in case anyone missed it in the UFC thread there's strong rumours that Connor Mcgregor has been arrested for bum rape.
    Fucking birds is for poofs.
  • nickthegun 22 Jan 2019 13:57:05 77,889 posts
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    'Thats quite the submission hold, Chet'
  • nickthegun 22 Jan 2019 13:57:40 77,889 posts
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    Sorry
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 22 Jan 2019 14:37:31 19,829 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    Also in case anyone missed it in the UFC thread there's strong rumours that Connor Mcgregor has been arrested for bum rape.
    Fucking birds is for poofs.
    It was a lady. They have bums too.
  • macmurphy 22 Jan 2019 15:04:40 3,806 posts
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    I’ve just seen a lot of WhatsApp traffic on this. If it’s a hoax it’s a very elaborate one.
  • macmurphy 22 Jan 2019 15:05:55 3,806 posts
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    For clarity, it seems likely that the story is genuine - that it’s all coming out in the papers and that he’ll face charges - no idea if he’s guilty or not. Jungle drums says he loves the toot though.

    Edited by macmurphy at 15:06:37 22-01-2019
  • askew 22 Jan 2019 15:15:27 19,119 posts
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    Jungle drums?

    Toot?

  • Deleted user 22 January 2019 15:18:14
    Toot is a great one.

    I remember reading something in Arena magazine years ago that was slagging off Elton John, some tirade about him having chubby fingers and doing lots of toot.

    Quality journalism.
  • macmurphy 22 Jan 2019 15:30:13 3,806 posts
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    @askew

    I’m pretty old mate. Jungle drums is from way back, I tried to google it and apparently I’m a big ol’ racist.

    Toot’s also been around a long time too. Not sure what the kids call it these days. I mostly call it lemon, as in lemon barley, charlie. But I think that’s also for people of a certain age.

    I was in a club the other day that I was far too old for and a lass half my age sidled up to me and told me she wanted to go horse riding. Told her I wasn’t a horse, but it turns out she was trying to score some ketamine.

    Not sure if she asked me because I looked like a drug dealer or because I looked like such a dopey fuck I must have been on ket.

    Edited by macmurphy at 15:30:44 22-01-2019
  • Jono62 22 Jan 2019 16:08:41 22,259 posts
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    It's because she thought someone that old must be a drug dealer.

    Edited by Jono62 at 16:12:29 22-01-2019
  • JamboWayOh 22 Jan 2019 16:11:44 13,245 posts
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    Do you have a ponytail user Macmurphy?
  • Psychotext 22 Jan 2019 17:01:26 64,996 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    I was in a club the other day that I was far too old for and a lass half my age sidled up to me and told me she wanted to go horse riding. Told her I wasn’t a horse.
    Gold.
  • macmurphy 22 Jan 2019 17:02:25 3,806 posts
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    @JamboWayOh

    I’m like a brunette version of comic book guy from the Simpsons. Balding a bit, but the fedora covers it.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 22 Jan 2019 17:17:37 10,273 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
    Domestic abuser and singer Chris Brown has been arrested for rape
    THIS IS SHOCKING NEWS.

    Apologies for the glib comment, not making light of rape, the guy is a scumbag and I'm amazed how he still gets work.
    This has been the response of everyone I've seen commenting on if.
  • The-Bodybuilder 23 Jan 2019 09:33:45 17,715 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    a lass half my age sidled up to me and told me she wanted to go horse riding.
    This is how a simple misunderstanding can end up in a rape charge.
  • Baihu1983 23 Jan 2019 16:08:52 11,353 posts
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    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/bryan-singers-accusers-speak-out/580462/

    More Bryan Singer details

    Edited by Baihu1983 at 16:09:48 23-01-2019
  • Lukus 24 Jan 2019 15:15:46 21,934 posts
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-46984747

    Alex Salmond has been charged with attempted rape.
  • mothercruncher 24 Jan 2019 15:18:16 16,218 posts
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    Krankies sex party gone wrong?
  • Lukus 24 Jan 2019 15:21:34 21,934 posts
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    That was my first assumption
  • fontgeeksogood 24 Jan 2019 18:25:10 6,099 posts
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    Fucking hell, he couldn't even get that right
  • You-can-call-me-kal 26 Jan 2019 10:11:20 15,769 posts
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    Michael Jackson documentary Leaving Neverland sounds like it’s going to make the R Kelly ‘revelations’ look small time.

    https://apple.news/AG_Ss6hHRS4u-IKClJmieKQ
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