Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 245

  • thelzdking 14 Feb 2019 10:35:23 9,514 posts
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    I wonder if he tried it on with Mel C?
  • Alastair 14 Feb 2019 10:37:03 23,753 posts
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    Carol Kirkwood will be gutted at these revelations...
    Known to be a massive fan.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 14 Feb 2019 10:48:32 16,674 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I was shocked to see he had released 16 albums. I couldn't name you a single one of his songs other than Summer of 69.
    That song takes on perhaps a sinister new meaning now. I hope those 69s were consensual.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Feb 2019 11:07:12 20,642 posts
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    Are we thinking it's one person he 69'd with all summer or a full summer of 69'ing with different people? If it's the latter I'd be very surprised if he found enough people to consensually 69 with him to last an entire summer. Especially with his skin.
  • Baihu1983 14 Feb 2019 11:10:33 11,615 posts
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    Wait are we talking Ryan Adams or Bryan Adams?
  • BigOrkWaaagh 14 Feb 2019 11:11:00 8,827 posts
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    One person named Summer with whom he shared a particularly memorable 69.
  • Armoured_Bear 14 Feb 2019 11:15:19 27,324 posts
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    Baihu1983 wrote:
    Wait are we talking Ryan Adams or Bryan Adams?
    Ryan but people think it's hilarious to mix the two up.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Feb 2019 11:19:10 20,642 posts
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    There's a Ryan Adams?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Feb 2019 11:19:38 20,642 posts
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    Does Bryan know about this?
  • ZuluHero 14 Feb 2019 11:24:38 7,527 posts
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    ...It's the Adams Family.

    /click click
  • JamboWayOh 14 Feb 2019 12:05:16 14,657 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Baihu1983 wrote:
    Wait are we talking Ryan Adams or Bryan Adams?
    Ryan but people think it's hilarious to mix the two up.
    STOP VICTIMSING RYAN....OR IS IT BRYAN?
  • the_milkybar_kid 14 Feb 2019 12:08:00 8,032 posts
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    I bought a Ryan Adams album to impress a bird about 15 years ago, it definitely worked.
  • mothercruncher 14 Feb 2019 12:41:29 16,466 posts
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    I hope Bgary Glitter isn’t mixed up in anything like this.
  • Armoured_Bear 14 Feb 2019 12:46:26 27,324 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    I hope Bgary Glitter isn’t mixed up in anything like this.
    Haha, actually funny :)
  • Load_2.0 14 Feb 2019 13:14:47 29,742 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    I bought a Ryan Adams album to impress a bird about 15 years ago, it definitely worked.
    Reported to Adult Yew Tree.
  • the_milkybar_kid 14 Feb 2019 13:41:35 8,032 posts
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    @Load_2.0 She was 26!
  • ZuluHero 14 Feb 2019 13:59:31 7,527 posts
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    yeah but take off 15 years and she's not...

    ;)
  • JamboWayOh 14 Feb 2019 15:15:02 14,657 posts
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    ZuluHero wrote:
    yeah but take off 15 years and she's not...

    ;)
    She was only 15 years younger guv...
  • mrpon 14 Feb 2019 16:53:17 35,379 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Baihu1983 wrote:
    Wait are we talking Ryan Adams or Bryan Adams?
    Bryan but people think it's hilarious to mix the two up.
    I don't think Ryan would be too impressed tbh.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Feb 2019 22:53:57 6,722 posts
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    Ugh, that line about his bloody fingers in his big song feels really wrong now
  • 2dividedby0 30 Mar 2019 19:15:31 54 posts
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    This story refuses to die.
    https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article228148659.html

    She was the victim in Jeffrey Epstein’s secret plea deal. She didn’t even know it
    Palm Beach multimillionaire Jeffrey Epstein is a free man, despite sexually abusing dozens of underage girls according to police and prosecutors. His victims have never had a voice, until now.

    Epstein’s lawyers “I would prefer not to highlight for the judge’’ how many victims were involved — which at the time was almost three dozen girls, ages 13 to 17.

    As part of the arrangement, Epstein agreed to plead guilty to charges in state court. His victims were never told about the plea deal until well after Epstein was quietly sentenced, serving 13 months in a private wing of the county jail — along with liberal work release privileges and a private valet who drove him to his office every day.

    The US legal system when it comes to the rich is a joke.


    Editor’s note: A federal appeals court in New York is expected to release more sealed documents in a civil case involving Epstein’s partner, Ghislaine Maxwell. Maxwell, a British socialite, is fighting their release, but the court may make a final decision this week. The Miami Herald filed the motion to have the case unsealed.

    Interesting.

    Edited by 2dividedby0 at 19:16:04 30-03-2019
  • mothercruncher 30 Mar 2019 21:24:07 16,466 posts
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    Who was the British sleb who was supposed to be associated with him, was it Max Clifford?
  • You-can-call-me-kal 30 Mar 2019 21:27:11 16,674 posts
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    Wasn’t it Prince Andrew??
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 30 Mar 2019 21:35:58 20,642 posts
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    I believe it was Cliff Richard.
  • challenge_hanukkah 30 Mar 2019 21:39:20 11,114 posts
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    Jeremy Corbyn.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Mar 2019 21:42:23 14,657 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Wasn’t it Prince Andrew??
    This is the guy. I think Trump too allegedly.
  • Load_2.0 30 Mar 2019 21:51:12 29,742 posts
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    The American legal system is fucked. More than 90 percent of defendants plead guilty rather than go to trial.

    Some of those because they can't afford to, some because they don't want to sit in jail waiting for a court date or risk losing and getting a longer sentence.

    Getting in trouble with the law in the US is a fucking nightmare. Unless you're rich.
  • nickthegun 30 Mar 2019 22:43:01 78,482 posts
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    I was in game earlier and the two bros behind the counter were wondering how long it was going to take to get P.Y.T, which was playing at the time, off the in store playlist.

    It's odd. With all this talk of licking buttholes, I forgotten he had written a proper pedo anthem.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Mar 2019 23:19:26 14,657 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I was in game earlier and the two bros behind the counter were wondering how long it was going to take to get P.Y.T, which was playing at the time, off the in store playlist.

    It's odd. With all this talk of licking buttholes, I forgotten he had written a proper pedo anthem.
    PYT?
  • ZuluHero 30 Mar 2019 23:22:15 7,527 posts
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    Pretty Young Tweens.
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