Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 259

  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 18 Nov 2019 10:50:35 25,562 posts
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    "Why the hell didn't you use the cellar full of children like everyone else!?"
  • nickthegun 18 Nov 2019 11:06:34 82,265 posts
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    But muuuuummmy, I was just so sick of the refugees Paul Burrell was getting us...
  • JamboWayOh 18 Nov 2019 16:09:01 19,980 posts
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    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/18/prince-andrew-used-n-word-former-no-10-aide-claims


    Ohhhhhh Andrew......
  • mangojoe 18 Nov 2019 16:15:31 2,478 posts
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    He was at Greg's that day
  • JamboWayOh 18 Nov 2019 16:21:22 19,980 posts
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    mangojoe wrote:
    He was at Greg's that day
    Greg Wallace from Mastetchef?! WHAT A SCOOP!
  • Jono62 18 Nov 2019 16:23:28 25,346 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/18/prince-andrew-used-n-word-former-no-10-aide-claims


    Ohhhhhh Andrew......
    Nonce?
  • Load_2.0 18 Nov 2019 16:27:48 31,884 posts
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    Nincompoop.
  • JamboWayOh 18 Nov 2019 16:30:04 19,980 posts
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    Nimby, you fools. NIMBY!
  • TechnoHippy 18 Nov 2019 16:30:19 17,470 posts
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    While I agree it's not something people should say I think his nonce factory associations are of deeper concern.
  • Lukus 18 Nov 2019 16:31:31 23,328 posts
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    Who knew the royals were so out of touch?...
  • mothercruncher 18 Nov 2019 17:27:57 17,828 posts
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    I think Iím in danger of diminishing this incident, but I feel, rather than be a new revelation that adds to his sack of shit status it merely helps quantify its exact nature at this point.
    Heís clearly self important, spoilt and surrounded by yes men- I bet thereíre a thousand such anecdotes.
  • mothercruncher 18 Nov 2019 19:12:54 17,828 posts
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    Well Done Andrew.

    The Duke went to church with the Queen and was heard telling her itís all been a great success.
  • fontgeeksogood 18 Nov 2019 19:18:55 9,960 posts
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    Looking forward to her speech. Assume he's her anus horriblus
  • JamboWayOh 18 Nov 2019 19:24:05 19,980 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    I think Iím in danger of diminishing this incident, but I feel, rather than be a new revelation that adds to his sack of shit status it merely helps quantify its exact nature at this point.
    Heís clearly self important, spoilt and surrounded by yes men- I bet thereíre a thousand such anecdotes.
    Yes, Affluenza.
  • mothercruncher 18 Nov 2019 22:29:41 17,828 posts
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    Watched the interview, fuckety fuck his acting was on par with a chocolate mouthed 5 year old denying stealing all the biscuits.
  • Lukus 19 Nov 2019 00:32:45 23,328 posts
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    I have no memory of those biscuits

    *Confused face*

    Also, I didn't used to eat biscuits at that time
  • fontgeeksogood 19 Nov 2019 06:58:29 9,960 posts
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    I saw some things in Nam which makes me unable to eat biscuits
  • elstoof 19 Nov 2019 07:02:58 25,863 posts
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    I had what I would describe as an overdose of Horlicks, it is a peculiar medical condition for which I have taken very recents steps to resolve
  • nickthegun 19 Nov 2019 07:09:31 82,265 posts
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    And I never even noticed the biscuits anyway as we have biscuits all over our house.

    I think that covers everything.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 19 Nov 2019 08:11:19 25,562 posts
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    I was too busy having sex with underage sex slaves to eat any biscuits.
  • thelzdking 19 Nov 2019 09:06:36 10,107 posts
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    Although I did remain loyal to the biscuit tin as it was a good pal.
  • alt-cmd-esc 19 Nov 2019 09:55:34 477 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I saw some things in Nam which makes me unable to eat biscuits
    Biscuit game in the fox hole after lights out? Be enough to put anyone off
  • Mola_Ram 19 Nov 2019 09:59:46 23,974 posts
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    He got hit with a biscuit tin lid.
  • Nemesis 19 Nov 2019 11:08:58 19,721 posts
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    Itís was all just biz, kids.
  • 8bitMofo 19 Nov 2019 21:57:57 779 posts
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    Jeffrey Epsteinís Jail Guards Charged With Conspiracy, Records Falsification

    Its all getting tidied up nicely.
  • Lukus 19 Nov 2019 23:25:11 23,328 posts
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    Definitely sounds plausible. But that's not exciting.
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Nov 2019 11:02:20 12,836 posts
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    He's an optimist if nothing else.

    https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2019/11/prince-andrew-another-tv-interview-epstein?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=onsite-share&utm_brand=vanity-fair&utm_social-type=earned
  • senso-ji 20 Nov 2019 14:02:14 10,088 posts
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    Prince may have been friends with Epstein in the early 1990s, not 1999 as per his answers last saturday, according to a letter sent to the Times.
  • thelzdking 20 Nov 2019 18:12:58 10,107 posts
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    There's some kind of Prince/party like it's 1999 joke here, but I can't get it out.
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